- HEADLINES: Debate Over Gun’s Company-Wide Drills Proposal
- EDITORIAL “It is not enough to learn how to obey”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 80th Mass PvP Event - Drahills with Thrills
- DOMESTIC Cheater Banned in Frostbain after encounter with Midlands Militia
- DOMESTIC Drill Server has Trees
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser needs volunteers
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, W.L.- Long story short: the Imperial Assembly it was turned down because there was no plan to set it up and it was just a proposition.
Irishkaiser - I need people who can shine in independent command for the glory of the Empire, but at the same time I want them to coordinate with one DOCTRINE and one CAUSE. That is why I have instituted the War Academy. so far the students have been busy with midterms. The timing for its institution was therefore bad in hindsight.
But its purpose should not be forgotten. To train officers and refine those who already know how to lead. To those who know how to lead, I want them to be more independent, yet at the same time clarify the interests of the Company as a whole. Yadda yadda, I’m getting busier and busier is why and I need people to start being the next killahamsta or Irishkaiser or some shit.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered:
1 Chain Sets
1 Iron Sword
1 Iron Axe
2 Iron Pants
2 Infinity Bows
1 Diamond Sword
in exchange for
18 Health Potions
The trade run was supposed to be led by Irishkaiser before his power failed him and he wasn’t able to log in for 10 hours, also locking away with him some of the merchandise to sell. Cyclone thereafter took command and this is his report as this is also his first trade run:
The group assembled and left aspermont around 8:20pm EST. From there they headed to yawpton to refill water and loot the town for a minute before heading to Grimdale. Scouts spotted omegapirateroy in grimdale and a few white players, but by the time the caravan reached grimdale tree all the players in the town left. After getting a food resupply from boogaert, the caravan approached Grimdale and stationed squads at the normal locations. After being in grimdale for five or so minutes the group walked north and hopped servers, as another server had a higher population, not counting our numbers on our current server. After hopping the group was approached by the regular, GorrilaHair2000 and sold him a diamond sword for 5 potions. After that a white person came out of the town and bought a chain set and iron sword. After Valkyrion and a few otherse were spotted in Portsmouth, and the trading tin grimdale had died down the caravan headed east. Upon arriving in pravus the group spotted valkyrion who then followed the group to ports. The caravan then set up in the normal spots for portsmouth, and proceed to sell valkyrion an infity bow, and a pair of green durra iron pants for a total of 3 potions. The carvan also sold the peron who bought the chain set iron pants and an infinity bow for 3 potions. Then imiedietly after, some white person named kitty bought the iron axe. After thjis the caravan headed north to the big tree near the road north of portsmouth and logged out.
Irishkaiser was later electrocuted with 10,000 volts.
No stories for glories. Meme’s vids for bids.
A hacker named Plasmajoe got banned this week after one of Shrauger’s friends told the UTC. The local Midlands militia engaged and were killed but caught the attention of the admins who later banned Plasmajoe
The Irishkaiser Trees. thumbs up
If any man loves his country, come to me at once because I have a lot of questions to ask. Rewards may include sex. With me. Male, female, doesn’t matter. Even if you are a dog.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
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