- HEADLINES: Cyclone Persuaded to Step Down as Chief of Staff of the Army of Observation - Irish then Alice became new Chief of Staff.
- EDITORIAL “War as a Religion”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 84th Mass PvP Event - DRILL SERVERU PLUGIN PROBLEMU
- DOMESTIC Avenging Dawn Brigade and Killing Them for being straight up cunts.
- DOMESTIC Imperial Assembly Divided over Gold Armor Sets
- DOMESTIC GunOverdose to be inactive during 2-3 Months, 93rd Rebuilding Program
- DOMESTIC UTC Merchandise Planned
- DOMESTIC The 1st Regiment Becomes Dungeon-Capable
- DOMESTIC Alicethekiller’s Operation gains attention and Fame for Clandestine Operation
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, W.L.- Cyclone was persuaded to step down as Chief of Staff for the Army of Observation after certain points that he is more concentrated and actually better on fighting than he is on the Army’s supposed role: to observe and monitor potential and actual threats to the UTC in MineZ and only then act on them when they pose an immediate threat. After which, Irishkaiser became the short interim leader of the Army of Observation before re-assigning that role to Alicethekiller, after giving out the Army of Observation new objectives.
Irishkaiser - Some of you know of my fetish of pale, slightly fat white girls that get sunburnt because whenever I see their reddened skin I’m like dayuuuuuumn… I encountered a bevy of those types(slang term for those in the UTC is “telmas”) in a war museum when I was in Vietnam, and something happened to me that day. Being surrounded by one’s fetish, one would bask and revel in the eyecandy buffet, but, as the conversation earlier suggested
[1:30:13 AM] Florian :D: have you taken Pictures?
[1:30:19 AM] Капитан Жалёо(Irishkaiser): No of course not
[1:30:24 AM] Florian :D: irish the Stalker :D
[1:30:26 AM] Капитан Жалёо(Irishkaiser): I’m more interested in the glorious fighting spirit
[1:30:29 AM] Капитан Жалёо(Irishkaiser): Of the Vietnamese people
I simply was slightly distracted by them, but I felt something else that day. No it wasn’t a boner or what not. It felt like… How could I describe… Religion. And it’s not something you’d expect from. What attracted me the most were the exhibitions of the war museum itself, especially the war crimes section(which of course is biased against the Americans). Even when they were in a group, I didn’t give a shit and inserted myself in between the telmas just to get to an exhibition, not even slightly distracted by their revealing chests due to the warm climate forcing the nature of their clothing, just to look at pictures of those affected by the “horrors” of war.
The unnecessary millions who suffered and or died and continue to suffer after the trauma is over were laid bare before me in pictures, chastising Americans of course. I know it had a lot of propaganda elements to make me feel disgust or shock or even dislike for Americans, but my emotion wasn’t that. It was… Strangely, what I would describe as Religion. That’s what I felt. It was not necessarily an “awe”, but more of a solemn respect over an aura of “holiness” and “sanctity” about war.
The concept I feel is that it being holy is because it is so terrible that we ordinary people shouldn’t touch it, let alone wage it. The blood of the millions that sanctify it with how horrible it is makes me feel like I’m unworthy to touch it and that only a few, legitimate and just people are allowed to carry the sword are allowed to wage war.
Ironic how its power of desecration gives me a feeling of sanctity, doesn’t it? It’s strange, because seeing acts of violence by any crazy Middle Eastern terrorist group or war crimes committed by people nowadays don’t give me the same effect. Rather, it is knowing the fact after that it happened is what makes feel like it is a force above all of us that should not be trifled with.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
4 Iron Swords
3 Chain Sets
1 Iron Armor Set
2 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
24 Health Potions
This trade run was conducted on a different time to test how many people were online as reported by the scouts. The trade run started in Carnival after we found some guys burgers and fries there. Unfortunately, Irishkaiser, the trade run leader stayed up all night as always after planning lots of things and of course not sleeping over his anxiety over the operation tomorrow, thus his reaction time and therefore his combat effectiveness became severely retarded. When szr came, Irishkaiser gave him his full combat gear, trusting PREMIUM STRENGTH to cover for him while he becomes a scout.
Once again, the set-up was also kind of gay as Irishkaiser was pre-planned trade run leader and then he gave control of the irons to Cyclone, which created the inefficient dual-command problems of “who to listen to”. Irishkaiser who was tired and just trying to concentrate as light infantry did not notice it properly to reiterate that Cyclone was now trade run leader.
Over the course of the trade run, Anthobot and some scared Dawn Brigade members in alts attempted to try to find and buy from the UTC. Anthobot killed Irishkaiser in one of the most stupidest ways a person can hide it, thus sparking suspicion on his intentions. Some Dawn Brigade members began dick-waving and Meme disconnected, to which the standard Company Square was adopted. Anthobot rushed in like a motherfucker and of course was killed, but not before Meme was killed by friendly fire from Cyclone. The Dawn Brigade bitches began whining about how UTC were bandits while being told to back off and stay away from the loot pile. Naturally, Dawn Brigade refused and kept coming closer to which they were killed not only by UTC, but by bandits in their immediate South. Killing some of the customers.
The UTC, once recovering their footing killed the bandits and proceeded to just ignore the Dawn Brigade members still dickwaving. After recovering the gear for the customers and gave it back to them, the Caravan sold out East of Pravus to some guys and headed North. Dawn Brigade and a small leather group began following the UTC, getting sick of their shit. The UTC told them to not follow the caravan across the river. Szr and some premiums used their grapples to push them away.
Just then, another group of bandits attacked and Dawn Brigade… Joined the bandits… Killed some of the chain customers who were peaceful and then were killed by the bandits themselves. UTC could not give a rats ass and didn’t even bother killing the bandits and were just like “They deserved it.”
The Dawn Brigade later said “WE WERE OFF-DUTY. WE COULD DO WHATEVER WE WANT LIKE YOU YOU HYPOCRITES” clearly breaking their promise at which at this point was no longer valued by the UTC who promptly explained to those killed by Dawn Brigade and the bandits what really happened after Dawn Brigade began spouting more lies and then we promptly went North and left.
It was as if we were being followed by a bunch of jealous kids who can’t stop dickwaving Dawn Brigade. Later, the lobby began talking about UTC for like 40 minutes to an hour. A testament to our relevance.
The trade run discovered that it did indeed found more people at the time, however, the average age of the UTC Member is older than most other clans, so we weren’t as numerous as we are on 8-9PM EST.
It’s a trade-off that must be solved by fighting smarter, not harder.
No drills were conducted this week due to Drill Server plugin problems. Avver is back home in Europe and the UTCdevs decided to grant Ironraptor dev powers until at least Avver gets back.
The 234th regiment, true to its promise started hunting down non-Imperial Citizen Dawn Brigade members and of course, avenging them in the process when they were killed by other bandits like what happened to Connor. Cyclone considered it a proper response to their flip flopping bullshit.
The Imperial Assembly all agreed we want to get rid of the Gold Armor sets to open up an alt to either expand our territory or improve our combat operations, but couldn’t decide on what course of action to take. Yadda yadda yadda. Politics.
The 93rd Regiment, once again, as usual, collapsed because those fuckers always deny problems and then it explodes on their face when the other regiments don’t know about it. Before Gun could rebuild and dickwave again like every year, his priorities said he would be inactive for 2-3 months and so the other regiments began helping to rebuild the 93rd, even lending their own members to them.
Alicethekiller later became Regimental Captain of the 93rd Regiment. Before Gun said he’d become inactive, he resupplied and stockpiled UTC’s legendaries and war stocks. Let us hope this experience, especially now that Gun will be inactive at this crucial time will break the 93rd’s cycle of dickwaving after they keep “becoming the best regiment” which is actually the most self-absorbed dick-wavers in the UTC, which happens every year. I am not joking, this is like the fifth time this has happened, Gun.
For fuck’s sake, Gun. How many times must your premium-based regiment leave you all the time.
The 93rd’s collapse and Gun’s inactivity puts the entire UTC’s war-fighting capabilities that could at the beginning of 2017 as two wars at the same time to one and a half war if we really stretched ourselves. This is assuming the enemy is competent, which most of the time, they’re not. But the loss of overwhelming superiority forces members to fight SMARTER, which is good as we need to stop this rampant Cyclone_43 mentality of BRUTE FORCE SOLVES EVERYTHING.
The 93rd’s rebuilding has only been slightly above half-strength and the 93rd once had overstrength and about 10 members.
The 234th however has covered all manpower losses from the 93rd’s traditional self-bleeding.
Members of the 1st Regiment, have started becoming dungeon-capable and have assisted the 93rd in their dungeon runs and can now gather their own legendaries if need be. They still need more experience if they are to be of any use to the remaining 93rd members who require more competent people to achieve Elite Dungeons.
Alicethekiller, now of the 93rd regiment, was recognized for clandestine operations against the enemy known as Pittachu. Vagueness for security.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Trade Run Next Week.
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