- HEADLINES: Irishkaiser Shoulders the Costs for the Projects
- EDITORIAL “Money, Sir, Money!”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill 88th Mass PvP Event - Drills with the 1st, 111th, 234th and 17th. 93rd need not apply.
- DOMESTIC 93rd Regiment Holds Community Runs with Gun’s Approval and Joe’s Disapproval
- DOMESTIC Company Forces Defend Midlands Imperial Citizens
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser Returns, will now Respond to all Old Messages he had not time to respond to.
- DOMESTIC An investigative inquiry based on an increasingly large company was delayed, but will now continue with the return of Irishkaiser
- DOMESTIC Drill Server to be Updated this Weekend
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, W.L.- After being denied by all the investors of the Company Bank save for Vergath. Irishkaiser vows to shoulder the majority of the costs to fund the projects. All current investors however, even including new ones were still enthusiastic to funding the rest of the Company’s current services and products.
Irishkaiser found it baffling that the projects which would ensure permanent isolationism by providing means to its protection and the Company’s total independence have met with resistance from people who were pro-Isolationism themselves. A solution however was implemented in which Irishkaiser, who was majority paying for the Drill Server for many months alone will stop paying for the next couple until he sorts it out himself.
Irishkaiser - There are a lot of naive people in this forum right now. Even those who some see are well-read or versed such as OneZedArmy or Mr.Pi. I specifically mentioned these two because they were blatant in their naive understanding of the grand scheme of things in life and its component factors. They both fail to understand MONEY and it’s not just them, but I only picked them because they were the most clear to everyone about their misapprehension.
Let us start with science and how God-awfully expensive it is to conduct experiments and invent new technologies. Pi believes in a certain morality that you must follow regardless, even when you’re working for the good, you must do good or some shit like that and he accuses people who have to do bad to achieve good of just scamming others or being pricks in general. One must remember the costs for everything, and sometimes, the costs may be human life.
I’m sure however, since he watches Extra History with its current episode about Mary Anning he will begin to understand why you need money to conduct the kind of science he dreams or imagines. To conduct serious study, you need samples and of course, apparatuses to experiment or tinker with. You need to “sterilize” or reset everything to its previous state so as to keep accurate records of the reactions and that may mean new samples or new tools in their efforts and even new record keeping equipment.
Another serious example is the tale of the early astronomers Kepler and Tycho. One poor, the other rich. One with ability, the other with equipment. It was only after rich Tycho’s death that he bequeathed Kepler the tools he needed to complete their works and scientific observation. In order to keep this shorter and have more time for the rest, I’ll let Black Science Man explain
OneZedArmy vows Aryan nobility in dealing with others and their relative subjects or interests. He was disgusted at how Jews seemed to cut costs when everybody does it. He should have remembered in war time, that if the Germans fed their prisoners and themselves at equal rates, then they would have been far more quickly defeated for want of goods. He then proceeds to lambasts anyone with any Jewish connection or ties, even in business. He forgets that politics ALSO NEEDS MONEY and that to even make platforms come true, they require funds and sources of funds from people who also want funds. He might as well call Hitler a Jew-lover since Hitler approved and conducted the Haavara agreement, in which the safe transport of Jews to Palestine cooperatively done with the National Socialists and the Zionists. Self-interests trumps all for the most part and sometimes we have to cooperate with others, some we find detesting to acquire profits to achieve our own self-interests. If any of you ever played Diplomacy the game, I’m sure you’d understand this more)
I’ve also recently watched Sing!, an animated movie about people’s dreams or some shit. The main character, guess what. He encounters financial problems and shows how somewhat realistically, how certain successful people tackle them. I actually like that they’re teaching kids about the importance of money in itself and not misleading the audience about how it’s the only ingredient to success or it’s NOT an ingredient. These two extremes are the ones being taught to kids and seeing how Sing! tackles financial issues for kids is pretty neat.
NOTE TO SELF - CONTINUE THIS AFTER I GET BACK FROM DINNER
Scratch that. Continue this after a nice nap
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Diamond Swords
2 Iron Armor Set
2 Chain Sets
2 Infinity Bows
2 Iron Axes
in value exchange for
35 Health Potions
The first post-1.9 update Trade Run led by Cyclone_43.
After leaving yongton the main caravan was headed to portsmouth when one of the trainees timed out, and the other killed him trying to heal his npc. The main caravan then headed to yawpton and had one or two contacts there, and these two people, white, logged out due to being scared. As the caravan was leaving someone logged in. That someone was Soular, and he had shit for gear so the caravan left his ass as killing him would be a waste of time. At this point Rainy was afk for a few minutes. When Rainy came back, since she was in portsmouth and had food she went and recovered the player zombie. In the meanwhile the trainee that died became a scout and the main carvan arrived in portsmouth and sold an iron set, diamond sword, and two infinity bows to an imperial citizen and their friends. After this the carvan headed north to graveyard to meet up with two straggelers while the scout went to grimdale. Once the group arrived at grimdale the undiciplined trainee went full retard and walked into grimdale. Cyclone then yelled at him. The group was to form a line left on cyclone, and 3 of the 4 men (excluding cyclone) didn’t know their left from their right.(edited)
The group then tried to sell stuff, but niggers from DB were there and being annoying since we wouldn’t sell them shit (it was only anthobot). Then crazytaco87 (according to a source was not the guy who has access from DB but the original owner) was a complete nigger and used a speed pot and charged at the caravan. Cyclone yelled at everyone not to chase but rather to use their bows and wait for the nigger to charge back, and when he did the caravan killed him. The trainee who was in iron had to go afk for a couple minutes so they logged out. The group killed that nigger 4 fucking times. After the 3rd cyclone deemed that Grimdale sucked and there was customers on the eye chat east at campbell that they would head towards. Coincidentally around this time Rainy had to go again, and she gave her inventory to the trainee who had become a scout. While at the same time the nigger came back. The nigger was killed and the group was able to transfer the inventories and have rainy log out. After this the group headed east towards the desert. Around this time the trainee came back and headed east to the caravan that was now just past the bridge in the desert. The trainee met up with the group, walked 100 blocks and then timed out as we saw our customers from portsmouth headed west to grimdale. Cyclone didn’t imeadietly call out the npc because at first none of the other people we had traded with took a notice with it, and cyclone feared they may try to kill it. That lasted for all of about 2 seconds and then the caravan quickly formed a square on the npc and knocked back (punched) the imperial citizens and their friends who tried to heal the caravan and possibly the npc. But wait, theres more About a minute later the trainee logged back in and the caravan headed east to portsmouth. About halfway there the server reboot went off. Two minutes later the caravan relogged on the first server and then headed to portsmouth. The group was met by Yakuza, who then joined discord and became a scout, and also the people from eye chat that were at campbell. The caravan proceeded to sell 2 chain sets, an iron set and an iron axe, and also got two new potential recruits out the deal. The caravan then headed north, and one of the guys they had traded with was at the big tree so the caravan beared west and logged out at Graveyard.
Irishkaiser could not take reading such badly spelled and written report that he left it as it is in its glorious state.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Axe
1 Infinity Bow
in value exchange for
1 Iron Set
1 Diamond Sword
The Shrauger Foundation’s Trades all compiled into one.
Large amount of drills were conducted by members of the 1st and the 234th regiment with members of the 111th and 17th regiment attaching themselves. However, only reports from the 1st Regiment were sent:
Report on 4/20/17 Drills - The first regiment drills consisted of UnmaskMe, shrauger, SadCritz, and Sunraptor3. At 9:00 PM EST, the drills officially started with everyone present. The group automatically began doing 2v2s, with the two more inexperienced players (SadCritz and Sunraptor3) leading to gain leadership skills. The first round began with Sadcritz leading UnmaskMe and Sunraptor3 leading shrauger. SadCritz was very hesitant to make decisions and often relied on the other player for advice on where to move or what to do. SadCritz’s defensive team went between the two southern towers and waited until Sunraptor3 and shrauger rushed the open area. Almost immediately, UnmaskMe was knocked off the wall and the opposing team focused SadCritz. SadCritz was killed by Sunraptor3 before UnmaskMe could return, and then the group engaged in a 2v1 outside the wall. Sunraptor3 ended up killing UnmaskMe. Shrauger had pointed out that Sunraptor3 had been a competent leader asides from needing a few pointers here and there. However, SadCritz still seems to lack confidence(edited) and hesitates too often. He can’t seem to lead properly without support. For round 2, the teams were Sunraptor3 and UnmaskMe and SadCritz and shrauger. Sunraptor3, being the defensive, decided to use the same strategy SadCritz had used, and his team stationed between the two southern towers. As the opposing side engaged, Sunraptor3 was flashed into a corner and was eventually killed by SadCritz. UnmaskMe yet again got knocked off after Sunraptor3’s death and began retreating away from the town and into the trees. However, Sunraptor3 had an extremely accurate shot from the walls and killed UnmaskMe. Sunraptor3 was noted to be competent leader, although he often second guessed himself and could not get over a small decision he made. Shrauger seemed to have carried SadCritz and SadCritz spoke up saying he didn’t trust himself in a leadership position. SadCritz is improving, but definitely lacks the confidence and decision making skils an officer is expected to have. For round 3, the group decided to switch it up and picked Crymoore instead of Devils Castle. Sunraptor3 incorporated legendaries, despite shrauger and UnmaskMe’s disagreement. They played what Sunraptor3 called ‘search and destroy,’ but in reality it was just a basic 2v2. The teams were UnmaskMe and shrauger and Sunraptor3 and SadCritz. Sunraptor3, using the Pluvia’s bow, created the strategy to drain the opposing team of their resources by giving them hunger and not firing back in a bow fight to collect arrows. This was easily noticed, and shrauger and UnmaskMe avoiding bow fights from then on. The 2v2 dragged on for a good 15-20 more minutes before the group finally engaged in the water. As Sunraptor3 and SadCritz were separated, UnmaskMe killed Sunraptor3 in the water. SadCritz retreated and was later killed by UnmaskMe in the town. The use of legendaries was educational and gave tactical advantages to Sunraptor3 and SadCritz. Crymoore was an interesting map to fight in as the space was tight and narrow. A defensive fight would definitely be difficult due to the close quarters, however, it’s easy to take advantage of the limited spacing for cover.
The 93rd Regiment held community runs which Gun had approved. It was instantly met with opposition from Lieutenant_Joe, a 93rd veteran. Joe, cited the 93rd’s history of always bringing in foreigners to the regiment which caused trouble in the end. The 93rd later assured everyone that it would not permit race mixing to which the response from Joe accused Gun of hypocrisy after the accused stated repeatedly he would like to go the isolationist route, but he allowed such things to happen anyway.
Irishkaiser expressed similar concerns from Joe but said he expected it anyway out of that regiment that never learns, saying “I simply adapt and make use of the 93rd’s skills and weaknesses. As long as the people they bring in serves our interests and as long as they stay away from the rest of the UTC BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR, I’m fine and admire that racist policy in which all people benefit.”
Joe later started going on and on in another one of his long tirades when he saw Kirby in the chatroom, going on about specific history and accusing the 93rd of NEVER EVER LEARNING AT ALL. Gun casually deflected and said “Hey, it’s no longer my regiment! I’m just an advisor!” to which Joe then proceeded to tackle Gun and choke him shouting “YOU’VE HAD THIS COMING FOR A LONG TIME COMING, MOTHERFUCKER.”
The local police did not break them up and the other Company Members in their Victorian suits were amused but continued walking in their parks chuckling to themselves: “Classic 93rd”.
Imperial Citizens were defended by the UTC. I actually remember this being talked about in the chats but forgot the specifics. Whether it was the enemy or some passerby bandits, I don’t recall. However, the fighting was definitely overwhelming UTC Victory.
I’m not done with you fuckers yet.
An investigative inquiry as to the Company’s current structure, being akin to the mammoth of a large country with a history of piled bureaucracy is being looked into. The sheer size of the UTC makes it unwieldy and clunky with the current system it has on hand. The issues may include, amalgamating regiments, disbanding current ones, removing or introducing functions and streamlining the processes.
Coupled with a history of precedents that have formed “unwritten constitution” similar to the United Kingdom’s, making it difficult to see or decide what should be what or which should go where. Some illegal activity has even gone under our noses because we simply didn’t notice them until they’re point out to us. The case is Company Member UnmaskMe, who is apparently co-leader of the 17th. Company Members could officer regimentals of a different regiment, however, they should not be given titles for that regiment which is the main issue.
The most pressing question is the large manpower of the 234th’s conscript army that needs to be somehow accommodated. Some members of the conscript generation have not been given the proper care or guidance from their sister regiments who have no set system on how to integrate them.
The Drill Server will not have time for the devs to coordinate and update until the weekend.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Trade Run Next Week.
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