- HEADLINES: RAISING OF THE 95TH EAST-YAWPTON REG.
- EDITORIAL “The Regimental System”
- TRADE RUNS US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC: TheOskarshow Joins the Company
- COMMUNITY: I should just drop this
CONTENTS : CTRL+F and type in the following if you just want to read a small part of the news.
YAWPTON, F.L. - By the Grace of God and Alcohol and by the demands of foreboding war(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), the directory has ordered the raising of further regiments to bolster its strength to meet our old enemies on the fields of SOVNGARDE.
A new regiment, to be led by the niece of Irish Kaiser, Fartabstract(otherwise known as Green) will be raised from the general area of Yawpton. The regiment known as the 95th “Greentunics” was already established two days ago and presented their Colours with their motto and march: “I’m Ninety-Five!”
They also are given autonomy and can recruit whoever they deem fit for membership and will act as a sort of “Light” division with screening and supporting duties(though it depends on the current Regimental Captain as to what their playstyle is).
Irishkaiser - The Regimental system right now is the best form of membership administration for the Company to have as of the moment. Simply because most of our loyalties were to US11 and since now that server is gone, many of our comrades have no homeservers with which to draw their strength from. What’s more, many of our European members bear no fidelity to US10 and therefore the whole esprit de corps isn’t as high as it was in the past.
Realizing that fighting and devoting to our homeservers are a fading phenomenon, a newer system replacing the previous Friendship system is now the Company’s priority. The Regimental system takes its strength from “Hometowns”, whereas Company membership drew from friendship(mostly US11ers before dirty fucking premiums started replacing us) in the past, the Company will now recruit players frequenting towns of established settlement and each group of people can independently administer their regiment via their regimental captains.
Currently, we only have two regiments considering the cutting of many a premiums from the Company.
the 222nd(South-Aspermont) & the 95th(East Yawpton)
We still accept those recruits not frequenting those towns, but who want to join the Company.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
4 Chain Sets
5 Iron Swords
1 Iron Pants
In exchange for
21 health potions
Started out strong then suddenly became a slow trade run. Took a long time to sell the last 2 chain sets with the server population fluxing every now and then but we eventually sold it of like 40 minutes later.
New FUNGUS, new life. Ahahahehahauheuah, Fuck U New Guy U Suck. Also, European member.
What’s going on?
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
2) Re-activate ALL the Company’s old accounts(total of 2 left)]
3) Next Trade Run is EU region.
4) Send Emissary to Them
5) Reminder: Manhunt still in effect.
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