Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Operational Victory Established in the Midlands over Objective Banjo - Troops to Come Home
- EDITORIAL “Scrooge McDuck should be UTC’s Mascot”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 93rd Mass PvP Event - Maneuver Warfare.
- DOMESTIC Operation Hell’s Angel results in FACTORY FOR THE FACT GOD
- DOMESTIC 1st Regimental Shrauger, only one to Answer the Call of Imperial Citizens asking for Help.
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser to experience 234th Training Programme to see what could be changed for modernization
- DOMESTIC Task Force Chester Medals to be assigned
- FINANCE Bear Market, Unsafe.
- FINANCE Hands Over Control to Vergath, Empire no longer has direct view of total equity gains to report.
- ORDERS: *
FROSTBAIN, MIDLANDS- Task Force Chester has established operational victory over Objective Banjo and its entire component clan. The Task Force, successful in its objectives, may be converted to a local militia to deal with the localized threats. The top priority right now being to bring the troops home for something special. Having achieved all three component objectives being
1) To Achieve Combat Parity and or Superiority with Dangerous Elements of Active Combat Areas
2) To remove Objective Abel from their positions.
3) If possible remove Objective Banjo, or learn from them as much as possible through reconnaissance by fire.
Company Forces have established combat parity/superiority and in certain times and locations, combat supremacy, but because however, rookies' feelings of invincibility, because of the veterans' victories, plenty of the new guys just seem to walk to their deaths without integrated support from the veterans. Objective Abel has been removed from their positions according to reconnaissance from UTC forces deployed in Abel’s base. Objective Banjo, though not completely defeated, has been forced to other locations to deal with the UTC counter-attacks. Local areas however are still not peaceful, and many new hostiles came in with the intent to fuck with us.
The Objectives of Task Force Chester have given no imperative to deal with the others that rose up, who were either attracted to the conflict because Peeeveeepee or from the vacuum created in the power struggle where the UTC cleared out the other guys who were killing them in the first place. Kind of like after you get rid of Saddam, next thing you know, ISIS. The Grand Staff will take this time to re-organize the troops deployed to fight and counter NEW specific targets. However, they’ve done good work and deserve to come home for Christmas and have some rest and relaxation before being re-deployed to the front lines.
Irishkaiser- Ya’ll heard of this badass motherfucker? This motherfucking duck called Scrooge McfuckingDuck? At first I thought he was just some greedy asshole designed to give kids an impression of what greedy assholes are like, but it turns out he’s got a bomb-ass backstory that just speaks volumes of UTC. If you look further in his history, he suddenly got all these badass titles of his achievements in his life, to name a few: “King of Klondike”, “the Master of the Mississippi”, “the richest duck in the world”, “the Last of the Clan McDuck”, “the Empire Builder from Calisota”, “the Terror of the Transvaal”, “the orneriest cuss in the Outback”.
This bomb ass motherfucker, started off innocent and with nothing and he started by feeling cheated. Eventually, his self-awareness gave him a drive and determination that is very similar to the UTC’s philosophy
This should be a lesson! Life is filled with TOUGH jobs and there’ll always be SHARPIES to cheat me! Well, I’ll be tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties – and I’ll make my MONEY SQUARE
Sound familiar? Well shit, that’s how we got our place in the world. The key part in that sentence is MAKE MY MONEY SQUARE. Scrooge McDuck implies never to cheat or be cheated. He built his fortune and his legacy off hard work and everything he has, he earned it himself. Just like we, who do not rely on admins or cheats to get where we are. All the other clans? Pfft, admin friends, abusers and hiding their bloody cheats in their ranks. Not us. WE MAKE OUR MONEY SQUARE LIKE SCROOGE FUCKING MCDUCK.
Against all fucking odds, this motherfucking duck triumphs by sheer willpower, determination and grit and gets his way and he fucking relishes in the challenge and is absolutely ruthless..
It was fight to be proud of! I was like a buzzsaw! Men fell in rows like dominoes!
His self-awareness is fucking ice as well. He values his family and true descendants and knows the qualities that belong to him and his clan. He remembers and is reminded by the very people he is kin with and knows that is the real treasure to him.
I could see the McDuck in them! I saw their thirst for adventure and knowledge – and fun! Qualities I once had! They reminded me of me when I was true to my ideals! They… rekindled something in me…
We pride ourselves a pioneers, builders, explorers. We love to think outside the box and we encourage creative thinking outside the box. Our discussions are of higher order compared to the other chats in most clans in Shotbow which is filled with degenerate hoo-ah or some kind of popularity gossip.
He’s also a fan of freedom. ANCAP AS FUARK. WHO ELSE IS A FAN OF FREEDOM? US. When asked: “Oh, so? Then why does everyone still think "McDuck” is synonymous with greed?“. Just like we, who have people talking about us, not knowing who we really are and WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK. WHY? LET SCROOGE MCDUCK ANSWER THAT.
I let people think what they CHOOSE to think! Like my nephew – our nephew – Donald…
Scrooge McDuck is fucking UTC and you know it. Money is just a way of keeping score to him. In fact, it was his love of the thrill, the challenge and the world that made him do great, amazing things. Plus, the way he talks with the ladies. Real Kaiser smooth…
And when he’s mad… Oh boy, does he sure cause some pain. But at least Scrooge knows what’s his by right and reacts accordingly if people violate the NAP. Scrooge McDuck. UTC’s Mascot.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Infinity Bows
3 Chain Sets
1 Iron Armor Set
3 Iron Swords
in value exchange for
29 Health Potions
An eventful trade run that started out quite slow and normal with some movie-esque foreshadowing. Company Forces mostly in mixed-merchant combat inventories marched down South while chatting with Sam_F on eyechat, who intends to come on the trade run and “help”. Irishkaiser wary of his reputation for getting people fucked without intending to, criticized Sam_F saying “No matter what good you think you’re trying to do, you always somehow result in something negative.”, which at that point some dark music should have played and the camera should have zoomed in on everyone’s faces because some serious shit later went down.
Company Forces marched to Pravus where Sam_F was. Irishkaiser spotted two players with premium full iron, diamond sword bandits: StrPvE and NPCKilled. Unknown to Company Forces at the time, it was later discovered that one of them was an alt of adadkid. It is not confirmed whether any of them is KyeungHyu or a different friend entirely. Sam_F joined the caravan and UTC and the bandits now spotted each other and maneuvered against the other just West of Pravus. Both sides attempted to circle each other, wary of being flanked and outflanked and checking for any other unidentified elements. Once StrPvE and NPCKilled were sure that there was no more UTC in the area, they charged but were quickly blunted by UTC forces. It was here that the recruits performed admirably as I have trained them. They did not break or run like they did when they first joined, rather they stood and fought and supported each other very well. Especially Brotadochip, he has improved since and the author thinks that he and Irishkaiser may be battle-buddy compatible.
The fight began but the UTC’s superior discipline and numbers prevented the premiums from doing significant damage. The premiums were chased far to Portsmouth bridge, where accurate grenade fire by Sam_F killed NPCKilled, capturing his diamond sword. Sam_F at this point lost the main force and the UTC pursued the survivor. Eventually, Irishkaiser killed StrPvE with accurate arrow fire. The UTC was victorious but the mixed-merchant battle inventories were easily drained of potions and only one player was by then declared “combat-effective”. Everyone else was not. The death of StrPvE however resulted in the UTC gaining an extra set of iron armor for sale.
Aliaze later suspiciously turned up just South of Portsmouth Graveyard, near the death site of StrPvE… As if they were meeting up to support each other or something… Confused but not knowing if it’s a coincidence or not, Irishkaiser did the thing he always told people should never do because it got them killed… In fact, just hours and a day ago, he was telling Sam_F about how he always seemed to deny obvious bad guys when they were there… Naturally, Irishkaiser completely forgot about it like the hypocrite he is and ASKED SAM_F to VERIFY who ALIAZE was, to which Sam_F replied “It’s TOWSHE.”. The Company therefore spared Aliaze and went on their way to Portsmouth, allowing Aliaze to follow them along the way. Unknown to them, adadkid and KyeungHye, logged in their mains and moved down South to intercept the UTC. The UTC intelligence at the time, did not link StrPvE or NPCKilled when adadkid and or KyeungHyu were online and thought nothing of it. HQ sure fucked us with old intel.
Company Forces just finished trading and even sold equipment to Aliaze and while they were just about to move out, unfortunately, Brotadochip was dicking around just a bit, foreshadowing when Irishkaiser mentioned that sticking around would get them killed.
Soon as they were ready to move out, visual was spotted on adadkid and KyeungHyu who came West. Company forces, hoping to make it a tag-team fight to compensate for their exhausted equipment, immediately turned to face them, but Aliaze, out of nowhere, began attacking the rear, surprising most and some people wondered whether to fight him as well or not.
The Trade Run’s scout, GunOverdose was killed initially, then Irishkaiser, then ButterLover and then Brotadochip. Shortly, when the situation became clearer, Irishkaiser realizing that staying further resulted in complete and sharp defeat, the caravan quickly ordered a general retreat, saving the two valuable" inventories the Company still had. Only the exhausted or expendable players were killed and thus the enemy gained nothing of value, but lost the captured Diamond Swords during the fighting.
Suffering three casualties, all on the “expendable” or exhausted component of the UTC’s forces, the remaining Company Forces who still stood their ground were given the order for a general retreat. Two survivors of the company made it out alive while the respawning forces performed a holding action and of course scavenging mission.
GunOverdose, head clear in battle, rallied the respawning leathers to DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO RECOVER AS MUCH STUFF AS POSSIBLE. DETERMINED NOT TO MAKE IT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DEFEAT BUT RATHER AT LEAST WIN AN OPERATIONAL VICTORY, GUNOVERDOSE THEN SINGLEHANDEDLY RE-TOOK THE DIAMOND SWORDS CAPTURED FROM THE ENEMY AND ESCAPED, linking up with the logistical line and saving other loot from the dead customers. GunOverdose later recovered more stuff as the enemy, as well as including iron armor pieces and a couple of infinity bows.
The premiums later made a video exaggerating their win(of course, they’re premiums, what do you expect and they were beaten in the Midlands during the operations). They also claimed that only one got a way when there was two. They also failed to mention that they failed to recover diamond swords the UTC initially captured from them.
GunOverdose is awarded the Silver Star for his initiative, quick-thinking and clear head that saved trade run from being a sharp defeat, and turned what might have been a decisive defeat into just a tactical one and made what could have been a fiasco into an Operational Victory, but a tactical defeat nonetheless. But on a tactical level, a defeat is still a defeat and one must remember the lessons learned. It could have been worse. The Mixed-Merchant inventories are no longer seen as viable for defense as they are too drained to fight after one encounter. The Battle Inventories on the otherhand were the only ones seen as “capable” after one major encounter.
A drill composed of two teams, TANKS led by Irishkaiser and BUNKERS led by Fercho_.
ROUND 1 - PUSH PUSH PUSH: TANK VICTORY
The two teams started on the opposite side of Aspermont docks. Both sides having clear visuals of each other but separated by huge distance, attempted at first to gauge range, with both seemingly realizing how ineffective it is to land a hit. Irishkaiser immediately pushed his team to a strategic location and exchanged fire with their opponents. The damage exchange being in favor of the TANKS, the BUNKERS, true to their name, hunkered down and refused to dislocate. The BUNKERS thought they were winning the exchange, but in reality it was just them hitting Irishkaiser repeatedly who decided to take a support role and using a heal kit and picking up extra ammunition to feed his team, thus keeping the TANKS FIGHTING FIT. The BUNKERS on the otherhand were all taking damage equally from flanking fire from their opponents and expending their ammunition at a bad rate.
Eventually, most of the wearing down affected the bunkers, who mistakenly thought that the TANKS were just as worn down as them. Irishkaiser told his men to hold position while he repositioned to flank his opponents. It was at this point the BUNKERS began to move forward to push as well and actually intercepted Irishkaiser attempting to flank them. The Bunkers chased Irishkaiser, who they thought became easy prey, but was blunted by TANK reinforcements and refused to pursue. The TANKS re-oriented and were pushed back to the Merchant’s District of Aspermont City. More intense sniping started on Aspermont’s houses but the TANKS scored the first kill, giving them enough advantage to storm. The BUNKERS, of course, BUNKERED DOWN IN A HOUSE. Irishkaiser, doing spec ops shit went at the back but was discovered. The distraction gave the rest of the TANKS enough time to storm, killing Fercho_ but losing Christ-Killer. The Cowboy of the BUNKER team got away but was of course killed in the end on the parade ground.
ROUND 2 - ELECTRIC PUSHALOO 2: TANK VICTORY
Switching sides, the TANKS attempted to rush another strategic point but was intercepted by the BUNKERS and close quarter fighting broke out between the combatants. The TANKS however, thinking quicker, quickly flanked the BUNKERS who once again decided to hunker down and give the initiative to their opponents. The TANKS then laid down intense fire, once again bringing the advantage and momentum back to them, allowing them to push the BUNKERS away. The BUNKERS retreated to better locations and disengaged from the fight.
The TANKS maneuvered once again to better ground on the steps to Aspermont Keep, with the BUNKER infantry reorganizing a counter-attack on the flank of the tanks. Irishkaiser taking a forward position attempted to suppress the BUNKERS, but realizing he’d be overpowered, the BUNKER infantry assaulted him. This is where the BUNKERS made their mistake. The majority of Irishkaiser’s team had a good view of what was going on. The main major mistake made by the BUNKERS came when they all decided to rush Irishkaiser and target Irishkaiser, who was generally experienced enough to last a good time under attack. The main TANK force was hot on the tail of the BUNKERS pursuing Irishkaiser, who jumped in the water. Then the stupidest fucking thing happened from the BUNKERS so far.
They ALL JUMPED IN THE WATER, FORGETTING THAT THE MAIN TANK FORCE WAS STILL ON LAND. Irishkaiser survived the chase and managed to get back on land(but not before he was shot once by one of his own guys as a mistake). The TANKS then suppressed and killed the majority of the disadvantaged BUNKERS who decided it was a good idea to hunker down in water and drown. I hope they enjoyed it.
ROUND 3 - HOLD HOLD HOLD: TANK VICTORY
Transporting to McIovinville, both sides set up on the border where both sides refused to charge. It was a long round of border skirmishes before Irishkaiser’s flank attack once again drew the majority of the enemy forces where the majority of TANK forces defeated the one single guy guarding the pass. Irishkaiser’s same old strategy of staying alive while his forces defeat the enemy in detail once again resulted in an outnumber BUNKER force. Goojab, BUNKERS.
The 93rd established another factory with Operation Hell’s Angel. GunOverdose later seen wanking himself off saying “GOD I’M SO AMAZING. WHY CAN THE 93RD DO EVERYTHING?? HNGGG I’M GUNNA CUuuuuuuuuuuuum.”
Meme_MC, as his right of an Imperial Citizen, called for support from the UTC to help take out Insidious. With no one else online, Shrauger answered the call and HELPED STRIKE A BLOW FOR HITLER.
Undercover Boss story.
Task Force Chester, successful in its objectives will be assigned medals.
The Bear Market has currently made most options unsafe except for some micro-management that would get a 5-7% increase in gains.
Yo, Vergath. Hit me up with the equity folder, nigga when you log in. Ok, he told me just now: No movement. No gains or loss. kek.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH