- HEADLINES: IMPERIAL ASSEMBLY RE-CONVENES: NEW THREAT ON THE BORDERS
- EDITORIAL “To those of you who forgot the June Reforms.”
- EDITORIAL “The UTC is not your shoulder to cry on or your problem-solver.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill 95th Mass PvP Event - Drill Day, Confuze Day.
- DOMESTIC Imperial General Staff agrees to amalgamating the 111th and 234th regiments.
- DOMESTIC Violent Week followed Peaceful Week - Shraugers primary victims.
- DOMESTIC Kaiser Arsenal Expands Production and Storage
- DOMESTIC Virtue Industries Expands Products
- DOMESTIC Kaiser Arsenal now exports Battle Inventories to foreigners and or non-UTC
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser now has another to-do-list
- FINANCE Clan Bank modestly increased by 5%
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- The Imperial Assembly, after its June Reforms Holiday, discussed a new threat from a new group of players that have a certain attack pattern that seems designed to counter existing UTC defense methods. The attacks are unlike common banditry as the assailants immediately evacuate the area after jumping Imperial Citizens, with some running as far away as to the opposite side of the map immediately after signs of UTC reinforcements appear.
The Imperial Assembly still cannot determine if these new group of players know us or not with the intention of fucking with us or it’s just pure coincidence. A reserve and ready force however has been consented with Irishkaiser appointed Chief of Staff to make preparations, just in case they are.
The existing members of Task Force Chester will be asked once again if they would volunteer for this still unnamed tactical reserve.
Irishkaiser- There are some among us right now, certain individuals who got used to having huge numbers, even though if they were mostly decorative and or useless that we had to carry. They still had their uses as distraction, cannon fodder or pack mules while the core elite did the real work.
Well I say that those people have seriously not reflected on the June Reforms at all or even remembered why it took place in the first place. Those certain individuals who attempt to claw and regain those numbers, when it was precisely those numbers in the first place that caused problems. I remember when I voted no on many of the individuals for good reasons and others kept trying to convince me to vote otherwise. Annoyed and since I thought like “Eh, might as well give them a chance”, I repeatedly warned them about it and only hoped they’d learn along the way and because you flying fucks wouldn’t let it off.
This idea of numbers solving everything is a flawed mentality. It is not how many you have, it is what you do with the numbers you are given. Remember our past when we were more of an elite core of individuals who were highly disciplined we built practically the greatest clan ever in MineZ. We singlehandedly annexed the Northern Midlands and it took like what, only 2-3 people? Most of our positive changes can be done by the will and determination of a small group of individuals. Maybe something you Americans should remember for your first President.
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all. - George Washington
Innovation and human worth per capita drives us forward. The formation fighting system was developed because of this. A nation that forgets itself and its history, has no idea of where it is or where it’s going.
After the June Reforms, the Company purged massive amounts of members, including many of its fighters. Faced with a sharp disadvantage now in both manpower and skill - Irishkaiser began developing new and experimental ways of fighting - one that would be suitable for those who aren’t adept at PvP. The Company after the purges was now filled largely of people who were untrained, but they made up for it with discipline and revolutionary fervor due to high anti-premium sentiments and thus needed to find a suitable methods of defending themselves.
These were pioneers and builders. Not the bloated millennial generation who takes and takes and takes and never gives anything back. Greatness is built by great people, not greater numbers of people.
I admit, numbers do have their uses and one can use them to fix a problem while buying time for the real members to solve it, but the mentality of relying on numbers alone is flawed and is not in our spirit or culture as a people. We are innovators, pioneers, builders and entrepreneurs. Our advantage is ourselves and our spirit.
Irishkaiser- I have noticed many foreign individuals and clans that they always seem to want the UTC to solve their problems for them because they’re too incompetent in their own matters to deal with it. This is a short editorial to those foreign niggers who always drag us into their problems because they suck at life: WE ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEM SOLVER.
The Directory proudly announces that there is no trade run due to June Reforms Holiday
1 Diamond Sword
in value exchange for
3 Health Potions
1 Golden Apple
Pizza delivery. Knock knock, Irishkaiser. Boom, you’re dead.
1 Battle Inventory
in value exchange for
1 Meteor Rain
2 Power II Bows
1 Iron Sword
What can be first technically considered a civilian sale of Kaiser Arsenal ordnance, 1 Battle Inventory(12 Splash IIs, 4 Golden Apples) standard has been exported(or locally sold, depending on how you define Imperial Citizens).
These drills have currently dealt with individual combat and Irishkaiser personally oversaw the progress of each member. Cyclone_43 later oversaw the group fighting skills.
I tell you, one of us has friendly fire so much, I swear to God lol. He is scared and nervous as fuck. Anything in his screen is apparently an enemy all of a sudden.
The Grand Staff has agreed to the proposition of amalgamating the two regiments to be under the control of Company Member Cyclone_43 as the 501st Regiment and they shall be divided into two battalions. This regiment, they say, specializes in combat and territorial fighting.
The new regiment will be amalgamated only in July as they make preparations to coordinate and enhance synergy with the 111th members(that includes you, boogaert, if you’re still reading. Welcome to your new regiment.)
The peaceful June Reforms week suddenly sees an increase of a spike in violence. The main victims were mostly Shraugers who for some strange reason, kept himself on active duty and was still deployed. He saved a total of 3 Imperial Citizens throughout doing desperate distraction fighting, but died 5 times or some shit. Two of which were his fault, only three of his deaths were based on CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR. The rest were just him walking around alone and in a slutty outfit. In one fight, he was later saved from bandits by members of the 1st and the 111th Regiments who were only starting to return to active duty.
Shrauger’s deaths formed the bulk of the casualties suffered for the week and the suspicion that a group has an organized intention to attack us.
Kaiser Arsenal acquired a new account, allowing it to store 60+ items. The current amount of ordnance Kaiser Arsenal has is about 54 Splash IIs and 11 Golden Apples, ready to deployed or sold for the right price.
Virtue Industries has expanded the hardware. A stockpile of about 30 Kenkasurus will soon give way to a stockpile of 30 Zsh-1s.
Because no one seems to want to get Kaiser Arsenal stuff because they’re pussies who go like “OH I DON’T WANT YOUR GENEROSITY, IRISH. I CAN GET STUFF ON MY OWN, EVEN THOUGH IT TAKES LIKE 3 HOURS AND I’M NEVER READY WHEN A MISSION SUDDENLY COMES UP”, Kaiser Arsenal will now sell battle inventories composed of 12 Splash IIs and 4 Golden Apples(numbers can vary depending on customer customization, but assume this is the standard given) in exchange for either
2 Legendaries of Value
In contrast, those losers at Virtue Industries still have strict anti-Hardware export policies.
First I have to prepare and raise another army, then I have to update the wikis. Need helpu.
With the Bear Market going down and viable IPOs being introduced, the Clan Bank has a modest increase of 5% in value. We are 34% to the goal.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) It’s June Reforms Holidays, no jobs. Have fun.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH
To post a comment you need to login first.
Articles from blogs I follow around the net
DATE: Sat 25 Sep 2021 16:52 By: HexDSL@Posteo.net Denouement // Part 9. Part 1. (web) Part 2. (web) Part 3. (web) Part 4. (web) Part 5. (Web) Part 6. (Web) Part 7. (Web) Part 8. (Web) Afoot. The next few hours were a whirlwind of activity. The new room was ca…via HexDSL September 25, 2021
The world wide web has become an annoying, ultra-commercialized space. Many websites today are prioritizing the interests of the company behind the domain, at the expense of the user’s experience and well-being. This has been a frustrating problem for severa…via Drew DeVault's blog September 23, 2021
A few days ago YouTube announced that millions of channels would gain access to Community Posts next month. Unfortunately, many people have missed the footnote that they are removing the similar Discussion feature which was already available to all channe…via Data Horde September 21, 2021
Generated by openring