- HEADLINES: SHRAUGER VOTED IN COMPANY MEMBER
- EDITORIAL “I got nothing.”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 96th Mass PvP Event - Individual Combat Training.
- DOMESTIC 234th Regiment Earns Frostbain 2017.
- DOMESTIC Violent Week, Company Forces Ready
- DOMESTIC Subreddit Update
- DOMESTIC Cyclone_43 Beaten by Irishkaiser
- DOMESTIC Dawn Brigade Somalis apply for Imperial Citizenship
- FINANCE The Clan’s First IPO
- FINANCE Clan Bank increases by 5%, but retarded by 4%. Actual gains are about 1-2%
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- The Shrauger Foundation campaign finally wins, after what like… 4 days of doing quests in Whiterun and other parts of Skyrim to become a Jarl.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Infinity Bows
1 Iron Armor Set
2 Iron Swords
1 Diamond Sword
1 Iron Axe
in value exchange for
23 Health Potions
An eventful trade run involving possible cheaters/admin abusers and intense street fighting. The time started earlier due to Irishkaiser, who had most of the merchandise to sell, was going to leave at the usual time and do errands. With an extra item to put on a show for the customers(that turned out to be shit), the trade run sold out rather quickly, but was filled with plenty of higher quality items.
Hearing reports from Southern leathers who were being massacred by YoungDerpy in Romero, the caravan, under command of Irishkaiser, immediately marched East to neutralize him. During this time and before that, the unit was spotted by a leather named Coralis who was part of the same group as YoungDerpy. It was considered suspicious but at the same time still plausible it could be a coincidence. However, it was witnessed that Coralis assaulted the caravan head on in a direct attack pattern without witnessing the UTC beforehand.
AS IN. SPAWN IN AND RUSH IN THE EXACT LOCATION.
Earlier reports and storied pieced from Coralis who came from the same group as KyeungHyu, which were later suspected of harboring cheaters and or admin abusers after a lot of sketchy interactions with them. Coralis was easily defeated time and again but forced the caravan to be on higher alert.
Once sold out, the Company gave out a shit show. People were more dumbstruck than they were amazed, even the UTC who were really banking on this legendary to show off.
As the caravan marched to Romero, the unit did systematic textbook sweep and clear, which Irishkaiser will always be proud that his men are practically the only clan in Shotbow that knows how to do it. YoungDerpy logged out by the time Company Forces arrived, which is not considered suspicious because some people just get bored and shit and or have to actually do something, but the next one is where it becomes suspicious again.
Irishkaiser placed his unit in a strategic position as Cyclone led the sweep and clear force. Once again… Once fucking again… Nohaxjusthax, YoungDerpy, Antaress_ and Coralis, now being in full iron and diamond swords all zeroed in on the exact location Irishkaiser was in. I am dead serious. The author(Irishkaiser) is a witness to their sketchiness earlier suspected KyeungHyu of either being a cheater himself or playing with cheaters after killing them in a fight at Crowmure when we assaulted them but they somehow prepared for us coming yet we still killed them. We did not link KyeungHyu to the admin account Marine_PvP and was late in pursuing a case against him and just thought they were common cheaters, but the mounting coincidences and suspicions are sparking outrage in the UTC.
As the group attacked Company Forces, heavy streetfighting with leathers and accompanying irons ensued. The UTC suffered no casualties and killed them all, capturing four diamond swords and later another one guy from the same group marine_3481 was also killed, bringing the total diamond swords captured from that enemy group to about 9.
Company forces being victorious later organized an evacuation of all the geared players and some leathers. In which OneZedArmy could not read Ingles and complained about how he was being ignored when Irishkaiser told him to just go his own way and evacuate. OneZedArmy later apologized for his insolence to Imperial Japan when he discovered that Irishkaiser offered him a jade dagger.
1 Battle Inventory
in value exchange for
The Arsenal of Democracy
After Brotadochip demonstrated only textbook reflexes in Romero fight from drills(splashing to stay alive), it was discovered that the people drilled only reacted using what they were trained and not using inherent know-how to fight back. Individual combat drills were conducted, teaching members and making them experience fighting and giving them tips and advice.
This time, Company Forces were ready for the expected violent week due to studying their patterns answered the fuckers who were attacking us with force. Wiping them out.
Upgrade Complete. Research Complete.
Scrooge McDuck forced to pay for Cyclone McQuack’s crash landings
Sounds to me like they want all of the benefits and none of the responsibility. Sounds to me like they’re just gonna go protest in the streets and say some shit about Allah Akbar and how the Western snake imperial pig dogs are responsible for all the evil in the world.
Their application has been looked over and so far, no answer.
Aw yeah. Buy it on the cheap, then let it rise.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
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