- HEADLINES: CORONATION OF CROWN PRINCE MONKEY
- EDITORIAL “What really Kills MineZ”
- TRADE RUNS EU & US Trade Runs
- DOMESTIC: We The Friends Trading Company
- COMMUNITY: GunZ
CONTENTS : CTRL+F and type in the following if you just want to read a small part of the news.
YONGTON, W.L. - On 19th of July, 2013, Crown Prince Skimboard Monkey was crowned King of US10 at Yongton Abbey. The Monkey Laws were codified and the Carnival Tapestry was created to record his victory.
All manners of Vassals and Lords of US10 attended and struck the King with the Sacrificial Sword - signifying the strength of his rule. All recorded by ObliviousBob.
Irishkaiser - You have no idea how much ignorance there is when a person from the community says some bullshit about “CLANS RUIN MINEZ” like some haughty, self-righteous son of a bitch that claims his word has more importance than the next guy just cause he voice chats with the admins everyday.
Well let me tell you what really ruins MineZ. The fucking idea that your experience and enjoyment supersedes everyone else’s experience and enjoyment and you get out of your way to ruin other people’s fun, you’re the ones ruining MineZ. These are the cunts that ruin MineZ by using nothing but their friendship as leverage to make changes that suits them and favors them.
Clans have their own way of playing and their own form of meta-fun. The next man who says “ClanZ ruins MineZ” is so much sock full of shit who probably jumps the bandwagon. This thinking was also once prevalent in the Company before the June Reforms were we removed all the dirty premiums from infecting our proud Company.
Remember Totan? Oh yes, everyone had the most respect for him. But I knew he was lost as a Company member when he said some bullshit that “Clans ruin MineZ”. When confronted with the fact that the Company was pretty much a clan he was all like “We’re a Company, not a clan.” never slapped me so hard that I just wanted to sigh “Fucking impressionable idiot…”.
He hung too much in the Shadows Catacombs which clouded his judgment. Sipping expensive brandy made him forget his roots and his loyalty faltered. Such is the threat premiums pose to this Company.
Much more, such in the face of denial that I knew his thinking was affected by irrational hatred spouted by the community elite to oppress a group of players and their playstyle rather than being reasonable, I became more irrational in my hatred of premiums.
Fuck you, guys. If any of you reading this(you know who you are) who are part of the premium reddit elite - remember, you’re not the ONLY ONES PLAYING THIS GAME. Changing the game to suit your needs and forgetting others is really fucking selfish.
No trade runs due to Skimboard Monkey’s Crowning Day
A new group of players was recently spotted in US10 calling themselves the “We The Friends Trading Company”. Good to see Skyrim still has such fine people, you give an old man hope.
I don’t know what’s going on, really. But I just got word it’s top priority now.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run unfinished(optional)
2) Re-activate ALL the Company’s old accounts(total of 2 left)]
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