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    • HEADLINES: Travel-Advisory Bill Established, Question Day Bill Shot Down

    ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- The Travel-Advisory Board was established by the Imperial Assembly whose purpose is to inform the people of the Empire of player movements, their intentions and inventories. The bill and proposal by Irishkaiser was passed quickly as the members of the Assembly were like “FREE STUFF!!! WELFARE! WOO! STATE TAKES CARE OF US!”

    Meanwhile, Irishkaiser’s other bill of opening the Imperial Assembly to have thirty minutes to one hour of public questioning by anyone was resoundingly defeated for reasons of maintenance(opening and closing) and the perception that the Assembly is a privilege for the Company Members that separates them from regular regimentals. Irishkaiser later threatened to use the media against the Assembly using leading statements and accusations of trying to make sure that the GOVERNMENT IS NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. Here is a snippet of Irishkaiser’s retort to two members of the Assembly who expressed disagreement with the proposal.

    Spyware - Last Thursday at 9:57 AM

    SO I ASK THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GENTLEMEN AGAIN @GunWolf @Shrauger

    CAN THEY, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE… SAY THAT THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF SILENCING DISSENT OR CONTRARY

    OPINIONS?

    HMMMM..?(edited)

    higher aristocrat pitch


    • EDITORIAL “That is the Bond that keeps the Seven Arrows in the Clasp of the Lion.”

    Johan de Witt - My father was locked up in Loevestein Castle because he didn’t see eye to eye with the Orangists. I found out what it meant to live in a country where a man is not free to speak his mind.

    Do you want to live in such a country? I don’t…

    I don’t think you do either.

    Let me pose to you a question… We are a nation of merchants. We sail our 20,000 ships all over the world in search of trade. In commerce, we all work together as Dutchmen to get the best prices and to help each other when in need. And what do you think? Is this system successful or not? Indeed, I see some of our members are so successful they can hardly fit between the benches.

    And when you do business in the East or in the West, do you do so as Orangists or Republicans..?

    And why do you think the English are trying to block our supply routes and put a stop to our trade? Is that because you are an Orangist or Republican? No, the English want to wage a war against us, because we’re Dutchmen… Free Dutchmen.

    Because in the eyes of the great monarchies our small country is far too rich… Far too successful… And far too free… What’s more, we’re a republic where all men are free to live their lives as they see fit! This is a land where we decide for ourselves how we want to worship God. Wherein no leader is more important than the people itself. The English can’t stand our freedom. It scares them…

    Because we’re prepared TO DIE for our freedom!

    Because we paid for this freedom with our BLOOD. That is why! And so let me ask you… Everyone here who has lost somebody to the Spanish or the English.

    Was that Republican blood or Orangist blood?

    Nee… Dat was Nederlands Bloed. (No… That was Dutch Blood.)

    That was our blood.

    This is our land… A land we conquered from the water with our own hands. A land where we each earn our own fortune. By working hard in the villages, in the towns, in the harbours and on the main land.

    Our freedom is only secure when we are willing to come together and fight to protect each other. That… That is the bond that keeps the Seven Arrows in the clasp of the Lion!

    THAT is the BOND.

    Your freedom is my freedom… A freedom I’ll defend until my last breath.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Iron Armor Set

    4 Diamond Swords

    5 Infinity Bows

    1 Power II Bow

    2 Smite III Iron Swords

    1 Smite IV Iron Sword

    in value exchange for

    35 Health Potions

    A trade run that I cannot believe we have brought so much stuff holy shit. Waddafuck. Madderfakker. This trade run had no scouts as everyone was still alive by the weekend. Irishkaiser next week will volunteer as a scout instead. The new standard issued weapons were seen however as only suited for battle and combat. In places where you encounter just as much zombies as you do fights such as the South, the durability of the new standard weapon is wasted and would leave us vulnerable. When in a planned fight however, the new standard weapons can shine.

    The new 45 only servers were tested on as well to see their strategic advantage. A new method of TACTICAL INSERTION has been recommended. Full servers are seen as generally safer from potential enemy reinforcements and servers should be chosen for that as it can “choke” and limit the amount of hostiles


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it will deliver

    3 Battle Inventories

    in value exchange for

    1 Agni Bow

    As far as I know or have been told, nothing has actually been sent yet. But the deal is… Sealed? I don’t know.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 102 Mass PvP Event - I’ll just edit and fill this in when the Drill Report actually comes in. Hopefully.

    Such is our ways.


    • DOMESTIC River Naming Issue takes Priority and Debate over Questions Day Bill

    Apparently the Assembly THINKS NAMING A RIVER IS MORE IMPORTANT AND PUT MORE EFFORT INTO IT THAN THE QUESTIONS DAY BILL. Naming the East Gravel river however has been… Eh…


    • DOMESTIC 501st Regiment Fights Jamwizard’s Paladins, Applies Rules

    Document here.


    • DOMESTIC Army of Observation History Finished, Task Force Chester Operations Unfinished

    http://utcminez.wikia.com/wiki/Army_of_Observation_(UTC)

    http://utcminez.wikia.com/wiki/Task_Force_Chester_Operations - Finish this you worthless cocks.


    • DOMESTIC Heavy Fighting encountered this week, Consistent Company Victories.

    FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND. KILLING KOREAN TELENOVELA LOVE COMEDIES


    • FINANCE August 8 - it begins.

    Our financial security is assured.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.


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