- HEADLINES: Banjo Week Celebrations Held
- EDITORIAL “Vengeance, Not Justice.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill 104th Mass PvP Event - Camps at Boulogne
- DOMESTIC 501st Regiment Reforms
- DOMESTIC *Banjo Week holidays *
- DOMESTIC LugLumpy outed as cheater, told to stop. Sparks debate. He leaves anyway
- FINANCE The Bank Grows, this time due to Spyware’s contributions.
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- Banjo Week officially begins as the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company celebrated its fifth birthday and takes pride in being the oldest, continually active clan in MineZ. The celebrations were marked by intense parading and marching and picking up some whores down South in Dixie(er, MineZ).
Irishkaiser - Most people think they’re looking for justice when appointing themselves as judge or jury, but what they really want and desire is to sate their agendas of vengeance. I personally try hard to deliver justice and give everyone what they deserve. Compensate those wronged and even the aggressor if it wasn’t completely their fault, but not even I, when honour or circumstance does not oblige me to be put in the position of INFALLIBLE JUDGE JURY AND EXECUTIONER AS YOU ALL KNOW ME TO BE - GUARDS KILL THEM AND LET GOD SORT THE REST - would rather give in to vengeance because it feels good.
If anybody going to listen to my story, all about me choosing vengeance over justice, know it’s all true but certain things have been kept distinctly vague. I question this myself because I want it to be kept vague because of my want for vengeance and that anyone who warns him and or tries to warn him may make him realize what he’s going into.
My vengeance was simply not telling him. Petty, I know… But efficient. Honest men like it that way. No bullshit, no effort, just take it as it is. :)
A certain former friend of mine chose a girl over an ethical and moral issue. It really hit me hard because this certain friend saw and experienced these things before and he himself disapproved of when others do it, that hypocrite. You think he would have learned… Tsk tsk tsk. And this certain former friend was supposedly taught the difference between right and wrong and he himself supposedly knew what was right and wrong. Quiet though he was, he certainly knew what was good or bad and would give his input on trying to understand all angles of stories before passing his judgment as he had taken from me. In the end, when the question of justice suddenly came to him if he was doing the right thing, he immediately cast off everything he was taught, knew or held himself in pride for before and sat on the fence. Not to think, mind you… But to plan his escape from justice and to play both sides and bid his time.
Now, over the course of a certain month, it just so happened that this girl was already being monitored by me and the grapevine. The Grapevine discovered that the girl, which the former friend chose over doing the right thing, was cheating on him… I am not joking you. She was literally cuckolding our former friend. FUCKING SERIOUS. THERE WAS LIKE TWO GUYS. TWO FREAKING GUYS SHE WAS MESSING AROUND WITH. PROBABLY A THIRD FOR ALL WE KNOW. I was like… Wow holy shit. Really?
Certain fairy tale morals would probably make you think that I should tell him what was going on because “fuck it, he’s my friend. I’m going to help him anyway because that’s what friends do!” and that maybe if I help him and tell him what the fuck exactly was going on, he’ll realize the mistake he’s made, but then another voice in my head which was much more sweeter came up. The devil’s advocate at the back of my head reminded me of the insult he did for not doing the right thing. I took great offense to him hiding himself before me when I hid nothing from him. The voice in the back of my head said three simple words:
“Nah, fuck him.”
And it felt gooooood knowing he got what he deserved(according to me being offended anyway). Fucker chose a path that shames him and his blood if it ever got out but I don’t particularly want it to go out. At least, not yet. I’ll tell you what I really want to happen: I want him to be so fucking OBLIVIOUS that he would build up everything and his entire world with this girl. I want her to keep him dangling and I don’t want anyone to tell him otherwise because only a good friend would warn you and he wasn’t a very good friend - he doesn’t deserve to be warned. I want him to dedicate his entire life to this girl like every dumbfuck of an American who doesn’t know what real love is by investing everything they could. I want it all to come crashing down when he thought he made the happiest choice of his life. And how do I do this? By doing nothing. That poor fool didn’t know that he brought a cheating whore to his homecoming. Let him be happy for now, it’ll be all the more sweeter for me when he discovers he’s got with a harlot and his own inner shame is enough to satisfy me.
… Or maybe, he has a cuckolding fetish and he does know and does enjoy other people fucking his girl. Maybe he wanted to do us justice by removing his own stain of cuckoldry. Whatever the case, he didn’t get what he deserved in my opinion for his past actions where I once thought he deserved a nice, long and happy life free and that is what makes me happy.
And that is me choosing vengeance over justice. Have you ever asked yourselves if you do justice or vengeance? Maybe if more MineZ players asked themselves that, they’d be less of bumbling fuck ups than they already are. I know certain fools and dumbfucks don’t even seek justice and seek self-enrichment or hide the obvious crimes to protect their friends or some shit. Cunts, the lot of you.
The Directory proudly announces that it was cancelled due to Banjo Week.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Battle Inventory
in value exchange for
Kaiser Arsenal 100% military hardware exports. Everyone else sucks.
The Camps at Boulogne are doing their bloody work. Cyclone at first once again tried to put himself out there and raise himself up in vanity by trying his best to claim all the “sons” of the camps, before his own regimental lieutenant reminded him that is not their duty to steal them for their regiment, but to ensure that the sons of the camps are for the Secret Orders.
The officers of the 501st evaluates itself and considers itself as too rowdy and undisciplined and replaced one bureaucratic system with another bureaucratic system filled too much with processes. The 501st however has declared that they will ask for advice from the Directory.
Company [?] Major Irishkaiser’s advice is that they’re too bureaucratic with too many protocols and standards that do not alleviate the problems, but rather deadlocks them. You only add processes and bureaucracy when necessary, but one must be quick to abandon them or change when they no longer are useful.
A lot of Company traditions and processes were ad-hoc solutions to problems. Just relax, man. LAMINAR FLOW.
Members of the 1st Regiment known as “Westerlands” are discouraged from taking supplies for the month of September… OTHERWISE KNOWN IN ELDER SCROLLS AS HEARTHFIRE.
For reasons of compliance to the Secret Order. Members of the 1st Regiment ARE NOT barred from supplies, but are just discouraged from taking them.
LugLumpy was outed as a cheater by certain sources and understanding that the guy was probably one of those who just arrived in the server and has no connection to it or care to change his client version. When confronted, the person did not deny it.
The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company recognizes that Shotbow does not own Minecraft and people sometimes download certain tools and mods to make lives easier for them in their singleplayer or multiplayer games on other servers. Even the former admin Mr_Darn himself was able to use a “disapproved” client even while playing on an alt then. There were camps of three: the hardliners(not tolerating any form of modded clients), the BEG FOR MERCY GIVE THEM A SECOND CHANCE AND ASK THEM(bunch of faggots) and the Practicalists(me). The people who were hardline anti-modders forgot the context of their game, because… I mean… Come on, they only play MineZ and nothing else.
The BEG FOR MERCY GIVE THEM A SECOND CHANCE AND ASK THEM were going at the issue indirectly, thus potentially complicating things with underhanded and indirect approaches.
Irishkaiser told him to just stop and made it serious that we don’t tolerate cheating within MineZ servers. Upon receiving the news and weighing it in, LugLumpy eventually decided to just leave anyway, ending the debate.
Spyware promises about $180 into it this week, but not today while he sorts out his schedule as when to deposit.
1) Banjo Week this Week. No Trade Run next week.
2) Those under duty of the Secret Orders are to still carry them out regardless.
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