- EDITORIAL “I got nothing to think about today, so here’s a conversation in the Imperial Assembly about some Diamond Swords or some shit.”
CRYMOORE, NORTHERN MIDLANDS- Keeping with most military censorship in the frontlines - this unintentional runaway but inconsequential battle was given clearance to be published for the tenacity demonstrated by both sides. A series of miscommunication triggered the fighting when the main UTC force engaged the primary objectives on the 24th of October, 2017 at the US Pumpkin Drop.
The leftover UTC forces at the pumpkin spawn in Tiny Dock, were ordered to secure and destroy the chest to prevent further enemy reinforcements from arriving in all directions by removing the “hope” of loot. Along the way, members of TBC were spotted and seeing that their leader JTEventstarLP6 was the last that acquired loot, Irishkaiser ordered to chase them down. Initially, Irishkaiser told his company that TBC did not have the pumpkin but he only said it once and never re-clarified it until only after the battle was over. A series of confused messages that were only meant for the main UTC forces engaged elsewhere spread a rumor to the ANZACs that they had the pumpkin in sight and that reinforcements were on the way.
The ANZACs were lightly armed and had only one fully armed combat inventory available(Shrauger). The rest being a hodge podge of whatever they could get, but made good support nonetheless with certain other utilities. A chase ensued that ended on the Eastern shores of Crymoore Pond where TBC, now reinforced up to four guys against five ANZACs.
The Turks(TBC) were initially pushed back by a well-landed flash grenade from Irishkaiser and more confusing messages sent implied that reinforcements from the main UTC force will come spurred the ANZACs troops on with hope to pin the enemy down for as long as possible in Crymoore Pond.
Though the Turks were initially pushed back by the Landing at Crymoore, they made their valiant stand inland at Crymoore Pond itself where fierce fighting from both sides finally ensued. The ANZACs did not expect just how well-equipped and competent the Turks were and in the ensuing fight, three ANZACs were killed, their armor broken and their splashes depleted, in exchange for only two Turks.
The Pyrrhic victory of the ANZACs was numbed by the promise of reinforcements but only after when Irishkaiser died that he began to notice the conversations between the confused messages were talking about different battles. Wo, such is the disregard of high command for the lives of their colonial soldiers. In spite of the heavy losses, the ANZACs pushed the Turks further and further South with JTEventstarLP6 conducting a brilliant fighting retreat running down towards Frostbain and managing to keep chasing ANZAC troops there waiting for his own Turkish reinforcements. Another Turk was killed in the ensuing chase, in an attempt to sacrifice himself to ensure JTEventstar would live.
The ANZACs, finally realizing that no reinforcements were coming as the main UTC force was busily engaged elsewhere, tried to assemble their own nearby alts but was too late. Shrauger was killed and was their only primary combat power. The ANZACs and the Turks were now down to 1:1 and the survivor still actually believed JTEventstar had the Pumpkin.
Instead, reinforcements from their own alts were on the way and an ANZAC survivor was ordered to monitor his movements awaiting the arrival of heavy reinforcements. By then, it was too late and the Turks received reinforcements first. The surviving ANZACs were ordered to withdraw as the fighting was finally considered forlorn. The ANZACs later heard that the primary objective was captured elsewhere which was somewhat disappointing as the fighting was almost all for nothing, but the tenacity of both sides were applauded and the enemy was cheered by the UTC that performed so brilliantly and the ANZACs were honoured for being so close but so lightly armed yet so devoted to do their duty, even if under false impressions.
Imperial Assembly -
cyclone_43 - Last Saturday at 9:20 AM I like the idea Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:21 AM The issue is the diamond swords already in the game It'll go away after a while cyclone_43 - Last Saturday at 9:21 AM I personally agree with it Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:21 AM But people who've hoarded them will have high quality gear for trading. Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:21 AM Who's to say they won't change it again Like they always do After every month The same issues being revisited for the purpose of balancing again and again Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:22 AM Do you have references I can use? I'll commit now, but I don't know what you're referencing. Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:25 AM Too much damage, too little damage. It's easier to make it high dura No, it's too easy to make it full dura In fact, I think this is all a reverse of Majicou's secret update Which they all so welcomed with delight and was like SAVED MINEZ Shortsighted fools can't look past 2 locations in a game And can't come up with a coherent update Always concentrating on one tiny aspect That affects other aspects Which create a domino effect of constant change because each affects the other Then there's the complaints. The endless complaints and cult-like support From idiots that don't think They just go along with it Fuck em. Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:29 AM I've commited Time to watch netflix Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:29 AM What do you mean committed. Oh no, let me F5 Damn, Shrauger. Come up with your own opinion Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:30 AM Oh okay I just don’t want it to change in the first place and I got nothing better than that, so I basically retyped what you put down Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:31 AM None of what I said is against change, but the reasons for change. And the fickleness of it all They're so fucking fickle. Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:31 AM Always will be, I assume Every time people make a suggestion They say Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:32 AM Always, always with their THIS IS THE UPDATE THAT WILL MAKE MINEZ GREAT AGAIN And then Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:32 AM “I am okay with disagreeing opinions, they are good!” Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:32 AM Loud cheers and support I remember From Majicou's Secret Update Many of you probably still remember that Majicou's Secret Update Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:32 AM But get strongly defensive over stupid ideas Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:33 AM And then slowly deconstructed with Origins Every brick they take They make the game more incoherent And then they start concentrating on tiny details without thinking of the whole Thus in turn making some of the updates they have, incompatible with the recent one unless they have to remove or fix another one And the dominoes fall From multiple directions Shrauger - Last Saturday at 9:34 AM and then the community develops their own opinions on updates You’ve seen the arguments about Splash inventories right? Spyware - Last Saturday at 9:35 AM Lots of cunts...
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled the trade run for the Spookyfest Campaign
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 109th Mass PvP Event - No report, time to deport.
Some drills were performed by individual regiments. Nobody tells me anything about em except they happened.
- DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html Lieutenant_Joe joins Boomer Fleet Academy
One day, we’ll extract oil from the United States of America.
- FINANCE BANK GROWS TO 95%
The economy is just so good this year and the previous year. All over the world, the economy is getting better. I’m not bullshitting. Everyone’s making money. From the United States, to over here. Everything is getting better.
It’s just so… This is what it feels like to know how the Global economy is doing. It’s just doing great right now. We Roaring Twenties now.
- ORDERS: *
1) Military Exercise Month. Trades Still Accepted. Trade Runs may or may not resume depending on how we feel.
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