- HEADLINES: COALITION FORCES ACQUIRED MOST PUMPKINS OUT OF EVERYONE
- EDITORIAL Maybe it’s our people that’s wrong.
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill 110th Mass PvP Event - No report, time to deport.
- DOMESTIC IRISHKAISER WINS WAGER OVER AEXON
- DOMESTIC SECOND CARRIER ACQUIRED
- FINANCE SPYWARE LATE AT PULLING OUT. SUFFERS CONSEQUENCES
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- In a stunning display, Members of the Coalition for the Spookyfest Campaign have acquired the most pumpkins, acquiring about 15 in total, capturing about 7 Weekend Chests both EU and US out of a total of 14. These are the pumpkins accounted and for acquired, according to UTC intelligence anyway:
+8(Meme n Typuzer)
+5(OhNick/1994rocks and Fireknight1483)
36/39 total accounted for by UTC intelligence.
Water spire is unknown
Exolseco is (possibly) unknown
Al Hasa is (possibly) unknown
Fort Rockwood is assumed
Camp Azara is assumed.
Coalition Forces will immediately begin dividing loot among the four component members of the Coalition which include: Legacy, Dawn Brigade, some solo schmucks on a horse with no name for there ain’t no one to give you no pain. La la la la la la la….
Failure to reach an agreed upon spoilage, the loot shall be divided equally between all four.
Terry Pratchett, Discworld - People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness.
And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people… As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn’t measure up. What would run through the streets soon enough wouldn’t be a revolution or a riot. It’d be people who were frightened and panicking. It was what happened when the machinery of city life faltered, the wheels stopped turning and all the little rules broke down. And when that happened, Humans were worse than sheep. Sheep just ran; they didn’t try to bite the sheep next to them.
addendum from the editor: SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THE PHILOSOPHY OF THE JUNE REFORMS AND YES, I AM DOING ALL CAPS TO SOUND LIKE DEATH FROM THE DISCWORLD NOVELS.
The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled the trade run for the Spookyfest Campaign
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
1 Spooky Slayer
1 Tulip Thorns I
1 Pumpkin Pie
in exchange for
5 Therums Strength
Trade something for actual military value.
Some drills were performed by individual regiments. Nobody tells me anything about em except they happened.
HE OWES ME 5 DIAMOND SWORSD NOW. HE BET THE LAST ONE WOULD HAVE BEEN AT PALUSTER. What a faggot. That’s right, Aexon. Pay up, bitch. That looks like a nice TV too, I’ll take it.
A second Carrier was commissioned to be fitted and deployed for after the Spookyfest Campaign, immediately taking in the lessons learned from the experiences in the Spookyfest Campaign.
The second carrier would be assigned to home territories, while the first carrier is assigned to far flung areas, giving the UTC a staging point anywhere only if planned and organized beforehand. The inclusion of these “Fleets” will give the UTC the strategic equivalent of a navy, capable of providing rudimentary force projection and sustain momentum and fighting capacity after one operation, in which we usually just retreat to refit.
Its deployment however is still being debated on.
Spyware was supposed to pull out last week, unfortunately the universe kept him away from his computer for awhile and so the bank suffered a loss of 6%, turning it back to 89%. Spyware however has it safely assured on a supposed breakout.
1) Trade Run Next Week
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