Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: NO MAJOR PROBLEMS ENCOUNTERED SINCE 501st TRIAL. HAKUNA MATATA
- EDITORIAL I’m busy so here’s a story.
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade Run**
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade**
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 115th Mass PvP Event - Proper Training
- DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html THREE ACCOUNTS ACQUIRED. PURPOSE TBD
- DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html GENERALPLAN OST REVIEWED AND MODIFIED
- FINANCE PACKAGE ARRIVES. ROAD TO MONOPOLY BEGINS.
- FINANCE JANUARY SEEN AS A GOOD MONTH
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- The Grand Staff and other institutes of the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company has experienced an abundance of material growth, owing to no longer spending on the once expected problems coming from the formerly named 501st Regiment of Al Hasa.
The problem or issues that were once expected have suddenly disappeared and the costs of maintaining or containing them have become non-existent. No needless casualties or needless problems were noted by many in the UTC who enjoy problem-free Hakuna Matata.
Irishkaiser - Gotta get this package up and running. Anyway, here’s a story involving me being old.
So I was playing one of my old games which still is up and running. I won’t tell you because fuck you, stay away from the good parts of my life, premyum. You don’t deserve to be in there.
Anyway, I was being my usual. Making wisecracks, lightening the game up with chatter and banter. There was this one girl who kept switching teams cause she’s a stacker and always joins the winning side. Me? I always join the losing side and every side I join I always kill that fucker because I know people’s tricks and where they go by pure experience. I’m sure you know what I was going to lead this into using the strategy of negging but at the same time cognitive dissonance of my hatred for stackers.
Anyway, making wisecracks here and there, caught her attention. Alright. This is cool, let’s see if I can get another girl to flirt with for my ego and shit.
Then a hotshot player type came in. You know the one. Arrogant, thinks the game can only be played one way and is considered “pro”. Sucks for him, because I know his type and know his strategy… His only strategy: forward rush.
So I did my usual VIET CONG TACTICS. Elastic defense and shit. You know, fighting retreat but saving as much combat power and strength while wearing the opponent down. Most people think that when there’s an engagement, you cannot retreat because once an engagement is made, you can’t change course.
But time and again, I wear him down and made him reconnect to reset his score. So I get his attention with my shots and he targets me. But as Sir Arthur Wellesley once said: “They came at us the same old way, and we beat them in the same old way.”
One round however, he held back and let his teammates go forward to try to flank me. With some luck, I noticed he wasn’t “on schedule”. His rush was late. Immediately, I checked flanks and he came storming out behind us but by the time he did, I already noticed something was off with the current round and point blank headshot him by pure luck.
After which, I made another wise crack:
“Nice try, Sasuke.”
Now that chick I was negging. Caught on to that and immediately after said this in response:
“You’re like… 20+, aren’t you…”
Motherfucker. I forgot Naruto was MY GENERATION’S TRENDY ANIME and haven’t caught on to the anime of the younger generations. My age was caught with that humor and I can’t do my “mysterious guy” game on an internet chick.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Sword
1 Iron Chestplate
1 Iron Leggings
3 Chain Sets
3 Iron Axes
in value exchange for
24 Health Potions
We finally blooded the new guys. Now they know. Reasonable exchange of casualties.
1 Diamond Sword
1 Iron Set
46 Splash IIs
6 Golden Apples
in value exchange for
This guy lost it all within two days. Premiums, what you gonna do.
The 12th Regiment hosted proper basic combat drills. The drills and training shifted from treating them as nothing more than “cannon fodder” and instead opted to treat them as proper servicemen and to properly prepare them for the field. This report is written to help form notes to shift away from this abhorred idea of “conscript infantry” and generate proper soldiers rather than dubious schmucks.
Posture, strafing, healing and psychological lessons were tackled. Pragmatic tips and advice were also given and some lectures on philosophical and rational ideas were discussed to provide reason and basis for actions.
The idea is to care for the recruit and make them ready rather than throw them in rote memorization. The two weeks of training since their induction have also recognized that individuals should be judged not on a timetable, but rather when they are properly integrated and or ready as they are.
A best-friend duo showed that one was ready to move on, however his best friend was lagging behind. The two weren’t separated as they are molded to be a team and that one should be with the other or some gay ass shit like that. I don’t know.
Anyway, I don’t even like segregating people at all. Some leftovers of elitist methods which separate and give people unnecessary preferential treatment were persistent in the older model. The Leadership Chat, in the opinion of this author should be abolished as it does not promote integration or acceptance and familiarization. An alternative includes the 93rd’s model where all members and or recruits have access regardless.
Sometimes, things don’t need plans. Like this one. Also, because I’m busy.
Carriers? Storage? OR SOMETHING ELSE? I don’t fucking know.
Generalplan Ost, the UTC’s current policy was seen as rather ambiguous with vague cries of just doing something with no coherent plan. The Directory unveiled its strategy to the Grand Staff and just like before… When we say we want something. We’ll get it.
One day, I will tell you all to GET OUT OF MY DAMNED WAY. Too bad the universe is doing everything it can to TRY TO PREVENT ME FROM COMPLETING IT EARLY.
That was a good month. We’re way ahead of schedule. There was also a typo in the last last Empire article. It claimed we will reach our goal by April. Actually, we’ll reach our goal by June. However, with the accelerated growth, I think we can reach our goal by April. It all depends on the market. It does not care. It will destroy you if it wants to.
1) Gather Infinity Bows.
2) Trade Run Next Week.
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