- HEADLINES: WHITE SEA FLEET TAKEN OVER BY 18th. 1st REGIMENT CARRIERS TO BE RE-ASSIGNED.
- EDITORIAL Come see my plagiarized comic, Westerlands: The Secret Service.
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade Run**
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade**
- PvP Drill 117th Mass PvP Event - Some cunts forgot the third round.
- DOMESTIC ARSENAL WEST STILL NOT READY - OLD MAN TOO BUSY DOWN SOUTH FOR VACATION
- DOMESTIC HIGHER KpD THROUGHOUT THE WEEK
- DOMESTIC 18TH REGIMENT OF ARBRETON ALLOWED TO BEAR COLOURS
- DOMESTIC LOCAL OLD MAN BOOKS A FLIGHT JUST CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT
- DOMESTIC IRISHKAISER TOURS - ZERBIA SUCKS.
- FINANCE CLAN BANK ACQUIRES US DOLLAR ACCOUNT
- FINANCE CLAN BANK OFFERS ITS FIRST SERVICES
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- The White Sea Fleet guarding home territories and positioned to counter-strike major hostile elements has been replaced with Carriers from the 18th Regiment of Arbreton brought in last week. The move was seen as practical considering members of the 18th are active at more “common” times.
Because of being relieved of responsibility, the 1st Regiment carriers are free to be deployed elsewhere around the world. I don’t know, who wants to invade Roseluck or something?
Irishkaiser pushes for a Southern Fleet to sustain active combat forces in the South and to allow UTC forces to strike at southern groups that may threaten its interests such as hostile full irons or just to fuck with massacre teams(irons who bandit south) whenever they want.
As of this moment, the 1st Regiment’s carrier is still stationed in the White Sea but will be moved towards its assigned location once decided upon.
Irishkaiser - I actually have nothing to write about. But I got comic detailing Shrauger’s OCCUPATION AND INNER THOUGHTS.
Inspired by Roquel and her rants saying genocide is good or some shit on eyechat. I am serious, Roquel is hardcore as shit. Literally would kill a motherfucker on a whim. Crazy ass motherfucker. Do not mess with that one.
I was literally at gunpoint forced by Roquel to make this. I am serious.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
4 Iron Sword
1 Depth Strider I
2 Iron FF II Boots
4 Chain Sets
1 Iron Boots Regular
in value exchange for
24 Health Potions
This Trade Run involved a more disciplined Taiga. A better Taiga. Then he crashed and burned and played more emo songs but only after the big fights were over.
During the trade run, an incident in Portsmouth with other bandits possibly saved the life of UTC forces as the UTC forces displaced and soonafter heavily geared premiums came into Portsmouth. The premiums all started fighting each other and UTC light infantry elements, but the main UTC forces were just regrouping from killing other bandits. Killfeed showed diamond swords and full other such full irons with premiums mistakenly taking their counterparts for UTC and both sides started fighting over the loot of fallen full iron diamond swords.
The main UTC force, in a position of holding the initiative since they could strike at the disorganized premium elements, held a council and many just decided to laugh it off and walk away, rather than taking a chance at capturing the diamond swords and or iron pieces. All UTC forces were combat capable, had food for a running fight and potions to attack but all decided against it simply because it would be “funnier” that way.
Comedy is this clan’s main defense tactic.
Taiga performed well, but after that fight he started breaking down as he probably realized the lost opportunity for action in Portsmouth and then decided to storm the fuck out of Romero alone being all Leroy Jenkins and shit. Well, he tried at least. It’s a start.
The main UTC force sold out in Carmi after and left the south.
4 Water Bottles
2 Stacks of Food(High Quality)
in value exchange for
2 Power II Bows
Pleasure doing business with you. Also, who wants Power II bows? I got like 2 of them.
Local Florida men forgot to have a third round.
ROUND ONE - SHRAUGER WINS
Shraug squad had been put as the attacking squad, Ferch squad as the defending squad. Ferch Squad was defending the eastern wall, forcing Shraug squad to run up to the wall for cover. The two exchanged fire, eventually Ferch Squad retreated to a better position being the castle’s tower. Shraug squad ran up into the castle room to engage, with the original intent to charge up the western tower. Quickly they had realized that the westhern tower would be difficult to push and decided to push the eastern tower instead. Brotado lagged behind, forcing Shraug squad to attack in the main room. Due to poor communication Ralph and Brotado were quickly killed by Blohrentz. At the same time, Shrauger and Fercho were in a 1v1 where Shrauger eventually killed Fercho. Soon after Blohrentz and Shrauger were in fighting each other, making Shrauger run for the splashes on the ground. Shrauger killed Blohrentz after a bit of running around in the castle.
ROUND TWO - SHRAUGER WINS
Ferch squad was now the attacking squad and Shraug squad as the defending squad. Shraug squad started on the eastern wall, but Ferch’s squad instead of pushing tried to sneak around to the western wall. Ferch squad and Shraug squad exchanged fire, with Shraug squad’s fire being concentrated on Fercho. Eventually Ferch squad was able to get the advantage so Brotado suggested to Shrauger that they pushed, so they did. Shraug squad pushed Ferch squad to the bridge, killing Fercho and then knocking off Blohrentz to die from fall damage.
Eh. Whatevuh. I’ll get to it eventually.
With more disciplined and proper members joining the UTC and without any “controlling” elements that needlessly send people to die for them and their own selfish gay ass purposes, the UTC this week has achieved a high amount of KpD. UTC forces maintain a far higher amount of kills than losses.
The 18th Regiment of Arbreton’s actions in Crowmure on the 4th of February, 2018 fought against formidable premium elements twice their number. Yadda yadda yadda, whatevuh.
I literally just booked a flight cause I felt like it. Now, while I’m away, I hope you fuckers don’t destroy everything. But me booking this flight shows how confident I am. Grand Staff doesn’t have much work it had before.
I am now one of those annoying backpackers who do not shower. See you guys in a couple of days.
EVEN THEIR GODS ARE WRONG. ZERBIA IS THE EPITOME OF SHOTBOW’S ARROGANCE. ALL ABOUT FACADE OF LOOKS. LITERALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE GAY ASS TOWN THAT USES A FUCKING GIMMICK TO GET UP TO THE UPPER FLOORS.
I TOOK A BUNCH OF GUYS THERE. THEY DIDN’T LIKE IT AND THEY ALL BLAMED ME FOR TAKING THEM TO A SHIT LOCATION.
The problem with Zerbia is being more of its function, which is apparently supposedly rich, but has no food. What the fuck is the point of all the food decals and blocks everywhere? The loot chests are also scattered, so Zerbia takes more food and water for gay ass loot. The only thing that was supposed to be “good” there is the dungeon which… Surprise, surprise… Isn’t finished. Zerbia is the symbol of Shotbow’s facade-based policies. All formal frontal niceties, but in actuality it’s shit. It’s shit, hidden in “beauty”. Fucking shit. And the people I took there hated me for it.
Irishkaiser Tours would like to apologize to all of its customers for taking them to a place that’s shit. It’s shiiiiit shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
YOUR GODS ARE WRONG.
Within the week. With the dolla, we’ll have the holla.
Philippine-based only. Will be used to generate profits.
1) Trade Run Next Week.
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