- HEADLINES: SOUTHERN FLEET FORMED
- EDITORIAL Here’s to you, HighlifeTTU - HERO OF THE FEDERATION
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade Run**
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade**
- PvP Drill 118th Mass PvP Event - Half a Mind, Half an Army, Half the Effort.
- DOMESTIC ARSENAL WEST READY. THEN SHAREHOLDERS DECIDE TO MOVE FACTORY
- DOMESTIC LOCAL OLD MAN GETS ASSAULTED BY PREMIUM HEALERS AFTER HELPING THEM
- DOMESTIC Assembly Debates European Rights
- FINANCE DOLLAR ACCOUNT FINALLY OPEN - INTERNATIONAL NO-FEE TRANSACTIONS AVAILABLE.
- FINANCE ONE GOOD INTEL TO GO ALL IN.
- ORDERS: *
GRIMDALE, FREISLAND- Irishkaiser sees it fit to flex some muscle down South in beach body competitions.
Irishkaiser - Now, I’m sure I’ve explained to everyone before why HIGHLIFE IS DOING GOD’S WORK, but it was mostly sporadic. At least as far as I can remember I’ve tackled the topic. A lot of people in Shotbow like to blame one group and never pull their weight or accept personal responsibility for their actions.
Everything is always the administration’s fault. The entire plethora of suggestions designed to PUT EACH OTHER DOWN rather than MAKING THE GAME FUN FOR EVERYONE. I’m not going to use the word “premium” here since some of you immediately get your faces red with anger and go like “reee irish you are wrong and or evil”, even though the proof is already in the pudding.
But let me tell you… IF I WAS HIGHLIFE AND I HAD TO DEAL WITH THOSE ASSHOLES EVERYDAY, CONSTANTLY CLAWING AND CUTTHROAT POWER PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER… THE MONEY AT THAT POINT WOULD BE COMPENSATION.
Literally compensation. I am not joking. When Highlife took them out of the payroll… Ask yourself… Especially with people like Navarr and his performance…
DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK HE’S WORTH PAYING? Fuck no. The fucking staff themselves aren’t worth paying for and Highlife milking money out of most of them while he can… Fuck, I think that’s kind of justice. Free labor for him and he gets to keep most of the proceeds. These guys literally work for nothing except the social status on a fucking minecraft community. He’s making the best out of a situation. Imagine yourself, fucking making decisions that doesn’t make a group happy, so you change it and then next thing you know it doesn’t make that group happy. You follow exactly what they say at times and it pisses off everyone.
Then your shitshow of a staff tell you it’s not their fault at all but someone else’s. The blame gets passed on to a scapegoat. You’re also filled with a bunch of sleezebags. Anyone Remember BarbaricYawp during Minecon and what he and SimplyJordy did? Oh yeah. Fucking douches with not a single iota of honor.
And here’s the thing that really gripes at me the most. NOBODY TAKES PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. NOBODY ACCEPTS THE FACT THAT MAYBE AT TIMES THEY WERE WRONG. NOBODY IN THIS COMMUNITY. I think that everyone gets what they deserve: a shitty game with shitty administration and a few people profiting off of FREE LABOR from some idiots who think they can click their problems away.
And guess fucking what? I think that’s justice. But you know me, I’m just here for the chicks now. You cannot deny this game has easy sluts.
Fucking hell. Healers in this game, Bandits in the game, fucking Dungeoneers. They’re all out to get at each other. Nobody is innocent here. They’re all rotten.
The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled the Trade Run for War Games.
1 Power II Punch I Bow
in value exchange for
2 Health Potions
1 Wooden Hoe
BUT BROTADO, NOT SATISFIED WITH CHEAP ASS BITCH TRADES… DECIDED TO MAKE ANOTHER. AND SO, IT WAS DONE. AND THUS, BROTADO MADE WAL-MART.
As always, the strengths will be kept a secret but the weaknesses will be revealed with the names of those in function withheld. This Military Exercise was designed to test a new method in the field, the MEDIC INVENTORY(holy shit, how many times must we test this inventory?) and one guy’s chance at leading when the original field commander could not make it due to last minute notices.
The new commander was unaccustomed to the battle plan which the original commander did not share properly due to him not expecting to leave at the last moment. It is recommended that in the future, battle plans be divulged properly to any backup or succeeding commander in any actual future hard operations rather than simply relying on mere chance. The new commander did a combination of UTC style and his own style, which as you know… Trying to achieve both usually results in things that aren’t as good.
Eventually, to simplify things, the new commander’s battle plan was simply wait for a fight rather than Search and Destroy. There is a difference. I will tell you privately, new commander who may be reading this the difference between the two. Also, the new commander’s communication between units was clunky and amateurish as he has little experience in big unit tactics.
What’s more, only half the UTC forces was deployed for a fight. The other half of the main force, assigned to a specific duty under the command of another company commander was within supporting distance but did not assist directly. UTC Forces achieved a parity of five kills before losing about four in the final battle, which rendered the Attack Company combat ineffective and thus, making the other company out of duty since they no longer had a proper company to support.
The Attack Company suggests that they should have been given the ridiculous amount of manpower held back, which would’ve doubled their forces and given them more options or at least defeat the enemy’s attack at the end. The Grand Staff recognizes these concerns but does not disregard that the support company’s function may be invaluable and agrees to cut down the Support Company’s role to a battle-buddy unit at best. But it is more recommended that one guy good at a certain particular skill may be give that duty alone.
The Medic Inventory, holy shit… Well, you know who brought it this time because he’s really obsessed with it. Instead of USING THE STRIKER INVENTORY WHICH WOULD’VE BEEN DEVASTATING TO THE ENEMY. BUT NO, THE HIPPIE WANTED TO BE A MEDIC. This guy is really really obsessed with the Medic Inventory… WHICH WAS LIKE WHAT… TESTED FOR FOUR YEARS SINCE ITS INCEPTION. WHAT, IS THIS STILL IN THE DESIGN STAGE?
The results were the same findings and conclusions which have been repeated for FOUR FUCKING YEARS SINCE WE CAME UP WITH THE MEDIC.
Another thing about inventories. People always seem to dislike the option of Company factories and arsenals to arm them. War Games are officially in the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company’s interests to be exposed to the elements, chance, randomness and realistic situations as much as possible so we can learn and study as much as possible. Many insisted on bringing their own gear. The author knows that maybe they would accept it under conditions of war, but come on, guys. Military Exercises are supposed to prepare us for war. It’s supposed to help prepare me and see how much I’m capable of spending.
We have 22 fucking flashbangs that I can replace in one go in Goddamn storage and nobody peeped a word about deploying them because they felt they would be “taking too much” from Company stores but whatever. I also have tons of Power IIs available but only like two were taken from me.
Overall, the performance was lackluster and average with understandable mistakes from novice commanders, personal pride in not taking WELFARE and experimental tactics and strategies that need to be. The experience gained however, is more than valuable especially for moderate casualties. At least the new commander has a taste of big unit tactics and command.
Ok, in short. We have a factory ready, but then Kaiser Arsenal found a better place to farm stuff. Which means we’ll have to move it again… Which means I need an escort or food. Which means costs. KAISER ARSENAL SOON, COMRADES.
The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company has a very, very large amount of Europeans which prompted the Assembly to talk about consolidating them all to one leader. The 93rd Virtues Regiment, containing approximately 60% of the European population has opted to take them in from the 1st and 18th Regiments.
The biggest issue with consolidating Europeans is that it is seen as the “BIG GOVERNMENT” making their decisions for them and is therefore seen as taking away their rights to “choose”. A compromise was shortly reached involving that the 93rd Regiment would “persuade” the Europeans to join their regiment, and the rest of the UTC would not oppose and or encourage.
The Bank of the Unknown [?] Clan finally has an option to transfer dollars with NO TRANSACTION FEES. Opening up foreign accounts in the Clan Bank and basically making it easier to transfer money back and forth.
The Bank of the Unknown [?] Clan however must remind its potential customers that it is no way official and thus it isn’t legally binding. People should remember that we are not an actual merchant bank at all, though we function like one.
The Bank of the Unknown [?] Clan’s Exchequer discussed the need to make one good all in play to secure our goal of 1,200,000PHP or about as of the time of this writing 24,012USD.
The Clan Bank will use about 200,000 or approximately(not exact) 4000USD as its yearly budget. One good play is all that’s needed.
I don’t know, you guys wanna blow most of the money on some kind of beach party meet up or some shit.
1) Trade Run Next Week.
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