- HEADLINES: FIRST FUNCTIONAL AND USEFUL MINEZ BOT RELEASED BY UTC. GUNOVERDOSE AWARDED.
- EDITORIAL National Debt may NOT be a bad thing.
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade Run**
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade**
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade**
- PvP Drill 121st Mass PvP Event - College/Highschool Urban Combat Simulation
- DOMESTIC KAISER ARSENAL FINDS SOUTHERN SOURCE
- DOMESTIC MUSLIMS OFFENDED. START MASS RIOTING.
- DOMESTIC FERCHO FINALLY CHOOSES COLOURS FOR THE 18TH REGIMENT
- DOMESTIC Company Demographic Changes to European Majority
- FINANCE NEW BUDGET DEPARTMENT INSTALLED
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- Company [?] Major GunOverdose with some help from his colleague Irishkaiser has released the first fully functional MineZBot on the 12th of March, 2018.
For his efforts and for other stuff such as literally saving lives twice but never talked about it cause he JUST DID HIS DUTY or some shit, Company [?] Major GunOverdose received both the Knights of the Order of Spyware and Knights of the Order of Adware also for extensive work in other areas.
The MineZ Discord Bot was originally going to be shared with the rest of MineZ, but after an extensive showcase of their dumbfuckery and complete disregard for human dignity, the producers were like “You know what, fuck em. They want to live in their third world countries so bad, let em live in their third world countries.”
The rest of the empire later celebrated at A CENSORED location to celebrate GunOverdose’s efforts and shit.
Irishkaiser - Managing our clan’s funds and finances as it is currently my turn to handle OUR BOOMER SUBMARINES, I’ve been far more exposed and far more deeply feel the happenings and goings of the economies of not just the Philippines, but the world as well, at least only for the rippling effects globalism has on interconnected industries and services.
I’ve picked up a lot of lessons and a lot of ideas and I’m still learning. In this business, you never stop learning and you will never stop failing but failing is always learning. A common complaint and or misconception people have about problems and their perception of the economy is the scary “national debt” which in the US, currently being the world’s largest economy, is worth an astronomical… Well, it’s still growing so just look at this clock.
About 20 trillion USD by the time of this writing. That’s worth about 105.4% of the entire United States' GDP as of the time of this writing. That means that if the US Government tried to pay it off right now if it forced everyone to hand over every US Citizens assets to pay it off, the United States still would need to pay 1 trillion USD. Scary, right?
That’s because most people and probably you if you have to read this to understand are idiots and always think of the now rather than the future. This community is always about instant gratification, so I’m sure you can relate. Debt isn’t a bad thing at all, in fact, it’s what drives complex economies. In a way, debt is an inevitable part of having an economy. IT IS THE ECONOMY. To make this simpler to understand since I know most of you faggots don’t even know how to save and or spend your money, say I make a product that everyone wants and let’s say it’s a flying car affordable for the common man. This is a great product, but how the hell am I supposed to get it off the ground? Figuratively speaking.
Building factories so the supply meets the demand, hiring specialists and procuring parts is expensive. I’m not going to save my money for 20 years to just afford the advertising which in itself is already expensive. This is when I need debt or finances to borrow money from banks or investors to get my product off the ground. In time, I will be able to pay my debts(assuming everyone likes the idea) because the debt I acquire today will allow me to build my future tomorrow. Over time, assuming it has a happy ending, my flying car would be sold in enough numbers to not only pay off the factories and infrastructure needed, but to make a nice profit margin and allow me to be a creditor and lender as well so I too can invest in other’s start ups and or services. Even big, stable businesses still procure debt to expand their business. That’s why they still ask for investors even after they’ve gone rich, because they want to expand their operations and or their wealth by BORROWING MONEY.
I learned this when I was following the Clan’s economic plan of Short Term Bottleneck earlier this year to build the infrastructure needed and to acquire more services to build our future. Borrowing money from no one, the Clan procured and acquired services on its own budget and it is painful to see the money go out. Right now, we could have actually reached 800,000PHP or about 18,000USD, but the short term spending the clan procured has only made us grown to 600,000, from an earlier 500,000. Imagine that. We could have reached 800K by now, but we didn’t only because we had to spend on Trader Floors, Custom Services and Servers and of course Joe’s chosen seat airplane tickets. Now if we were to acquire debt for some of them, I’d still be able to rapidly increase money because the money we acquired can still sustain itself rapidly via compound interests and the person who gets their lent money back also wins because the pace of our growth is not at all slowed.
I hope that trader floor is worth it… Damn bloody 10K… So the Clan has zero debt, but purchasing out of its own pockets has slowed down economic growth. Watchu gonna do, eh?
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Chain Set
3 Iron Swords
1 Iron Armor Set
but failed to deliver
1 Power II Punch I
1 FFIV Boots
A trade run involving a planned attack in the end where UTC forces shot themselves in the foot, but in the premiums' point of view showcased such fighting ferocity against them who were far more prepared for the encounter. Participants believed that if they had reacted sooner, they would have won the fight, even against their superior equipment if they just positioned properly, judging from their point of view. Yes, even Lieutenant_Joe improved in battle. Goojab.
The Trade Run Leader received intelligence reports in Portsmouth of being watched from a sleepy Guardsman. However the suspect was blending among the other retarded leathers. Still, without confirmation of target, the UTC lazily decided to just sell equipment anyway because they wanted to. Selling equipment is our foremost priority anyway. UTC forces made another stupid move and sold equipment to obvious bad guy. The Trade Run leader even commented:
“We know what you’re doing. You’re just waiting for your friends to come on and attack us.”
AND THE FUCKER SOLD IT TO HIM ANYWAY. At this point, UTC forces knew the attack was going to happen by the time they reached Romero and instead of entering the town, Company Forces dispersed to open ground to find more rooms of maneuver, still refusing to kill an armed premium who they knew was going to attack him because it “wouldn’t feel right.”.
Eventually, confirmation that their attack came, but Company Forces finally decided to council what to do with very little time left. One person suggested that since they lost the initiative, they might as well log out. Another decided to head to the water to give some buffer distance and use the UTC’s superior gunnery skills to outshoot them. A compromise was reached and UTC forces moved but encountered two more premiums who were UNIDENTIFIED ELEMENTS asking the Trade Run Leader what to do about them. This was the decisive situation and last hesitation mistake of Company Forces. Unsure of the premiums in front of them, Irishkaiser finally decided to take action, break ranks and punch through the two leather premiums, but by then it was too late as fully geared irons that were prepared came upon their rear.
The UTC force composed of 3 Combat Inventories, 1 Merchant Inventory and 1 Scout put up serious resistance against a total number of about 3 Fully Geared Irons, 1 Chain Premium, 2 Leathers, but their equipment wasn’t as prepared nor was their loadout geared for attrition fighting. Irishkaiser’s boots and legs break and the majority of UTC forces(YOU KNOW WHICH ONE DIDN’T) exhausted the majority of their equipment before they all died.
Company Forces realized they have been lax in their standards and had multiple opportunities to break the attack. Welp, least it’s a good buzz to get back to standards as we’ve had waaay too much easy trade runs.
2 Power IIs Punch I
1 Power II
in value exchange for
European Players are now our largest trading market.
1 FFIV boots
in value exchange for
2 Health Potions
You want fucking Feather Fallings? Well fuck you, here’s some.
Students. When are they ever gonna learn?
Kaiser Arsenal Employees scouted out the South for PROBABLE OIL RIG set-ups. One of the employees found a good source but stated that creating a Kaiser Arsenal factory down South would prove detrimental if admins or premiums ever found out which of it is and would probably be nerfed anyway.
The area will just be used as a simple short stop point when gearing up if they ever come by that place.
Premium Monkeys, offended by Western Science and Education(i.e. facts) started rioting and targeting UTC more often this past week even though they claimed they don’t care at all. Local authorities simply scratched their heads and carried on about their business, saying that they should just let them put in the effort with the WE WILL BURY THEM plan in effect. Save as much decent people as possible and for the rest, we will stay and bury them here in Shotbow to remind them of their inadequacies.
UTC’s current response is to tighten up security standards and go about their business by creating an informed network of personnel.
A large substantial number of the UTC is now European. That probably explains why they’re also our largest market.
To help with runaway costs the Clan Bank has encountered recently, we will now try to track our spending via a budgeting page.
1) Trade Run Next Week.
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