- HEADLINES: IMPERIAL ASSEMBLY AFFIRMS WE WILL BURY THEM POLICY
- EDITORIAL Cannot see pass their own Nose.
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade Run**
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade**
- PvP Drill 121st Mass PvP Event - ST.PATRICK’S DAY AFTERNOON OUT
- DOMESTIC UTC SUBREDDIT FIGHTS BACK AGAINST VOTE BRIGADERS AND CENSORSHIP
- DOMESTIC SEEING IMPOTENCE. COMPANY GOES BACK TO NORMAL LIFE
- DOMESTIC AMERICANS BOUNCE BACK
- DOMESTIC UTC stops aid to a bunch of ingrates
- FINANCE A funny story
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- In a speech, Irishkaiser publicly affirms the We Will Bury Them idea as the Company’s official foreign policy, effectively turning the UTC from a power based on defense, to a power based on rescuing people in MineZ.
As of the 16th of March, 2018 we are confirming the We Will Bury Them idea as a policy, I hereby decree that it is now our mission to save good people from MineZ and Shotbow as much as possible but at the same time try to keep the cunts in this game to punish them and make them suffer. To clarify: it will be our responsibility to convince others whom we deem as good people to not get into MineZ or its community and slowly persuade them to get out of it, while it is imperative we stay to keep them in this game. That is the idea of burying them here.
I promise to do all I can to make sure your stay here is as comfortable and stress free. Hell, that is why I offer free vacations in real life to our members as well.
As for the current premiums targeting and attacking us, I can only promise you this: the Directory has been working around the clock recently to dominate the game completely. The details and methods of this are of course classified. But I can promise you this: if we’re still standing by the middle of May or at its end(the projected date), then I can assure you we will have won or at the very least be protected against every and all potential future aggressions as well as the present.
This policy should be the center of trade runs and or other such events particular to the UTC should be used accordance with this policy. Every leather or recruit we pick up, we will try to convince them to turn away from the game completely or at the very least not get into it as much. We can keep them here and their friends if they do not wish to part so suddenly. Still, freedom of choice is our central tenet and I think those who wish to stay should know what they’re getting into, it’s still all up to them.
If you still have fun in this game or are playing it. Then by all means, play. Just do not get into it as often, but do not stress yourself out over it.(edited)
With the MineZ Bot finished and just some incremental updates needed every now and then, the Directory commissioned a new project to completely dominate MineZ depending on the work effort and or circumstance(you know how the Universe can be sometimes). Irishkaiser specifically wants it to happen they’re at “their most happy”. When they think they have everything, but it will all turn to ash. By Mid-May or at the end, depending on circumstance, we’d have “won” MineZ.
Irishkaiser - Though it’s expected at this point, I still find it quite perplexing, maybe because I expect common sense in everyday life that premiums always try to pass off blame. and disregard the facts in front of them. The most recent being that though they know that their other posts weren’t touched, they suddenly think the UTC is censoring without first looking at what they’re doing to others. This is what I mean by them not being able to see pass their own nose.
Not a single one of them decided to stop and analyze which ones were “removed” and which ones weren’t. Hearing this and preparing to go to Guam, I didn’t tell them. Reinforced by Gun saying “Fuck it, let them cry and think that.”
Still, I was hoping… Just maybe… Just maybe one guy may figure out what’s going on. Turns out nobody did and in their echo chamber they decided to feel good about themselves, ignoring the problem that maybe it’s them who are the problem. But of course, as usual. It’s NEVER THEIR FAULT.
Regardless, remember this, comrades. This is who they are:
Liars, backstabbers, actual cuckolds, actual betas, actual whiteknights, teflon men, or just complete dumb fucks. Hell, some of them suck so bad that the admins literally ignore his reports soon as it comes from him. You can see another saying that UTC did not like him being a bad person and told him to cut it out so he hated his bad personality but somehow blamed UTC? Another thinks this is the definition of trustworthy.. Well, if that’s trust then I don’t know what’s a betrayal to him. People who put words in your mouth when it’s obvious to anyone reading that what you’re saying is to LISTEN TO OTHERS' OPINIONS These guys are the ones who we tell not to fuck with others but then they somehow say it was our fault.
Now look at them. They are only following the trails of the crumbs we leave behind. Their chats are literally about us. Meanwhile, what’s being talked about in the UTC? We are still pioneers, builders and explorers. A bank itself is definitely beyond their reach because monetary matters require trust and honor for debts and other such stuff. All I know now is, boyevaya was right. But no one will give him any flak for it, the two-faced hypocrites.
OneZedArmy was right when he said that these people also hide behind the “just kidding” card to run away from their responsibilities. Fuck em.
Ah fuck it, I’m going to Guam on the 25th. I know they can’t afford that because they don’t have the community or building skills required for long term planning and or the proper ambitions for the future. They live in the today and never plan for tomorrow. They should only come back when they have the necessary skills to form a civilization or at least have a decent way of life.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Chain Set
2 Iron Swords
1 Iron Armor Set
2 Diamond Swords
in value exchange of
25 Health Potions
A very good trade run and also used to demonstrate as a show of force. About 12 people participated in this trade run. The purpose of the trade run was to show certain people that if the UTC cared, they wouldn’t be able to do anything. The last time, when the enemy was prepared against a mostly unprepared UTC force, they were drained heavily and required all the tricks to take them down. This time, they were put in their place and didn’t even try anything.
Seeing their frustration at the odds stacked against them, the premiums couldn’t do anything except straggle and follow. However, the caravan knew who they were and what they wanted. Since they weren’t even worth it, the caravan treated them like any other bunch of guys and gave them warnings to not follow. Still unsatisfied, Guardsmen Irishkaiser deliberately put himself in a position of vulnerability to draw their attack to which predictably they took the bait. Three of the premiums were eliminated soon after and the UTC went home, while taking their bitch with us. Hoping the message was clear to not just them, but to all of Shotbow:
“If you get us to care, you cannot do anything.”
Thanks to all who came. Return to to your usual lives, your services are not needed next trade run. I think the message is clear enough.
1 Battle Inventory
1 Power II Punch I Bow
in value exchange for
Guess whose back. Back again. He got killed. Tell a friend.
When the UTC were about to start doing drills, suddenly someone said something about missing out on St.Patrick’s Day celebrations, so the Directory was like “Shiiiieeet, nigga. Let’s go drink.”
Though originally thought to have been solved, after many complaints by affected people, the Directory personally investigated by creating a new account and seeing for themselves the difference. It turned out that client side of course trumps host side(should have been seen a long time ago).
After some discussion, the Directory decided to give the Vote Brigaders a taste of their own medicine and made them know what it feels like to be censored. Irishkaiser ordered that any group that was found vote brigading threads were to be censored themselves and any post that is 0 be protected by the UTC.
Discussions in the post of course were off-limits or at the very least, more tolerated. The spoiled brats of Americans who literally cannot see past their own nose and see that UTC did not censor their posts with the exception of those obvious being vote brigaded simply stated that UTC CENSORED THEM without first asking themselves or wondering why other “dissenting” posts weren’t censored. Typical. They never accept anything as their fault.
Irishkaiser waited to post this cause he wanted to grief them actually but knows that others who may have taken a leave and what not need catching up or have seen things out of context.
Seeing the actual state of the premiums against them when comprehensive analysis by the Imperial General Staff and player input discovered that the UTC is not really affected at all in-game. Literally, we’ve been playing the same we have been ever since.
Well, looks like not wanting to be outdone by the Europeans, the Americans bounce back on their recruitment to try to catch up. Immigration laws against La Critiura however have made it somewhat difficult for them however.
I mean, all they do is tolerate cheaters anyway.
Remember that time I was talking about cruise missiles? Yeah, well that was actually going to be a real thing. Stupid, I know. But if you ever read or heard of the novel Rocket Boys/October Sky, you’d know we were trying to do some real rocket science and shit.
That shit is expensive.
1) Trade Run Next Week.
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