- HEADLINES: FORT SAWARD NAVAL BASE?
- EDITORIAL The Year We Do The Impossible.
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade Run**
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade**
- PvP Drill 121st Mass PvP Event - I’m in Guam, give me a report.
- DOMESTIC PEACE DAY - NAME OF THE END GOAL OF THE PROJECT
- DOMESTIC CURRENT POLICY CONFLICTS WITH CURRENT PLANS
- DOMESTIC EUROPEAN SUPREMACY
- DOMESTIC SAYERET MATKAL ENGINEERS GRIEF
- FINANCE BORACAY CLOSED FOR 6 MONTHS - RE-EVALUATING THE COSTS
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- Certain sections of the Company has called for the incorporation of the Fort Saward area to be declared a Company Territory, with some even calling it the “Bridge to Hell Tree” and the future raison d'etre to make the Unincorporated Territory of Hell Tree into an actual Territory, like the incorporation of Lost Woods Shrine as a jump-off point to the incorporation of Frostbain.
The Grand Staff later took this as an opportunity to showcase why expansion was considered unnecessary as of the moment. Particularly, petty as some would consider, uses of the minor locations which some would want to drop out of the fact that they literally do nothing strategically and others would keep them as they are considered integral.
I mean, who literally goes to Mclovinville? Nobody. Not a single soul in MineZ community goes to fucking McIovinville because fuck that place, that place is literal AIDS. It’s shit so nobody goes there, but it’s also part of the Milky River highway, so it’s also got traffic, thus stationing alts there “risky”.
I ask you right now, reader. WHO REALLY GOES TO MCLOVINVILLE?
A compromise was later reached in which the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company would somewhat consider Fort Saward as part of its unincorporated territories(somewhat, though not in any official capacity).
Irishkaiser - Normally every year I’d make a prediction and pronouncement of the year for the UTC at the start, then I realized that since I was so busy solving problems last year as Chief of Staff of the Imperial General Staff, it completely slipped my mind because the problems ahead of me were what I was occupied with, instead of the potential of the future.
In this year, I see it now. I see it from the ingenuity and cleverness of the UTC, or at least to the select few working on our current goal the future of the Company. This year, I see the year 2018 as the Year We Do The Impossible. We’ve all grown in sophistication as the most heavily organized, developed and most powerful force in MineZ, able to utilize spectrum and abilities that are simply too far other clans currently are in. You know who you are that made this possible. From the Pioneers, the Builders, the Defenders, the Conquerors, the Innovators and now finally as I’d like to say for 2018: “The Dream Chasers”.
Some 4D Chess shit I see us playing. Though of course many of you should not be privy to what all of this means, this speech was and is always directed to our own. PEACE DAY SOON, COMRADES.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Chain Set
2 Iron Swords
2 Power II Bows
in value exchange of
14 Health Potions
A trade run where the weaknesses from the previous fights are identified. The actual weaknesses prior turned out to be the fact of Irishkaiser’s highly centralized assets and resources that other UTC does not have access to. Steps will be taken to remedy this and how to properly distribute valuable stuff at all levels.
Irishkaiser later wasted the enemy’s time. Also, half-merchant half-combat inventory yet for some strange reason there’s always that one object that we can never ever sell. For fuck’s sake, took forever until the right people came on.
Power II Punch I Bow
in value exchange for
I WALKED ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP FOR THIS. THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR. ANY TIME. ANY PLACE. ANY POSITION. YOU WANT IT, WE GOT IT. I HOPE YOU- OH YOU DIED IN SS WITH IT. CONGRATULATIONS.
Who, what, when, where, how.
An ambitious name for its end goal that implies it will bring “peace”(at least just to the UTC) in MineZ. Peace Day is considered by the Directory as its most anticipated day, but also one of those things that have a deadline.
We all know what the Universe is like fucking us up and making us farther from our goal than we want. As long as we work diligently for Peace Day, we may even achieve it earlier than projected.
The We Will Bury Them Policy, or at least a specific part of its clause, was realized by the Directory and current members of the UTC as contradictory to plans they had already invested in so much a long time ago.
The debate behind closed doors was particularly emotional as one Directory member cited that it would betray the memory of an apparent suicide victim and that it would make the UTC complicit in future murders(the exact word used, but the more appropriate term would be involuntary manslaughter). Another Directory member countered that they cannot pursue further due to conflicting politics with certain others in which they cannot be seen supporting the UTC after such a policy was made, though the Director assured that their partners empathized(not sympathized) with the reasons, but think that the UTC are overreacting and taking an isolated case to mean all of Shotbow.
A third Director’s input stated that they needed time to think as plans before already had huge amount of time and effort invested but know the gravity and seriousness of the costs and stakes as a reply right away cannot be given. The Directory will privately give their reply. Privately.
The other parts however, strangely they have no problem with. Making them spend and waste their lives on Shotbow and actually spend money, sweat and their lives benefits them so they have no problem with that.
With more European migrants coming in and Americans getting out, forming a more disciplined or at least a less stupid backbone to work on. particularly one best friend group, the UTC has seen reduced amounts of dumbfuckery. I swear.
As a field test, UTC has caused grief against two groups which are considered hostile to it or its interests. The details and results are classified.
Government thinks that place needs ecological rehabilitation, so unfortunately place is closed for ecological rehabilitation. We’ll look in other beaches though.
1) Trade Run Next Week.
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