Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: FORCE 19 - The New Model Forces
- EDITORIAL La Creatura - the Americans
- EDITORIAL Everything Has A Price
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade Run**
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 122nd Mass PvP Event - Too Important. Pretty much a non-read
- DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html GUNOVERDOSE TO BE AWARDED PURPLE HEART BECAUSE LIFE
- DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html CENSUS REVEALS UTC EST BLANCO AGAIN
- DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html Sayeret Matkal plans another grief
- FINANCE CLAN BANK SEEKS TO REDUCE SPENDING
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- This week’s military simulation has recently shown that the current model of fighting is deemed too “inside the box” when used in conjunction with the early models of the Peace Day weapon, thus the UTC cannot fully exploit its capabilities and is ineffective at exploiting the opportunities it was presented during the simulation.
A completely new way of approaching and tackling operations is deemed necessary to utilize the new capabilities. Unfortunately, the Grand Staff noted that the UTC still requires trial and error and most importantly experience and newly mastered skills that is almost non-existent in MineZ. Calculating everything, this new force should be fully capable by the start of 2019(Actually the year just makes it sound cool, so it should be in no way indicative of readiness)
The groundwork for the FORCE19 modernization is already being worked on with some institutions established two weeks ago with names under Flags of Convenience.
Irishkaiser - Time for more bashing on the Americans, but this time with recent experience. As some of you may know I was in Guam, a US Territory, for a week and whoo boy has my perception of Americans grew even worse.
To start off let’s go with the first shit I see on Tinder(which I used to get local info from the locals).
American women already set the bar of disappointment yeehaw. Secondly, any mention of Spain is somehow derided as everything they did was mostly evil using the specific words: “devastated the island”. The Japanese on the otherhand, which committed far more immediate brutal atrocities were somehow spared from this publicized shame. Why? Because the majority of tourists here are Japanese.
Now the local Chamorro people and my kinsmen(who are genetically related and established well here) were actually quite hospitable, in keeping with the traditions and cultures of old. This gave some tourists a false impression of what Americans are. I witnessed it myself when mainlander US youth drove by some tourist minding his own business and walking uphill… I swear to God, this happened. They literally heckled the shit out of him for some strange reason. FOR WHAT REASON? FOR WHAT?
I stopped to watch a bunch of street performers warming up to play some drums and I was nearby to where it happened. All of a sudden a bunch of college-aged douches in a truck slowed down nearby and changed lane just to heckle some tourist(I think they chose him because he was walking alone) and they were so loud. This is what I literally heard from a distance.
DOUCHEBAG 1: HEY, GET IN. GET IN YOU LITTLE BITCH, GET IN GET IN.
DOUCHEBAG 2: girl’s voice YEAH YOU UGLY.
And then they proceeded to drive away and I could hear the loud music and laughter from their escape. Later, that tourist who was heckled and I crossed paths down the road he walked and I was like “What in God’s name was that?” interrogating him as to what happened, to which he replied and I quote: “I think they were real Americans…”
And we both kind of laughed at the absurdity of the entire situation but I felt a real shock that what I thought was only behind the protection of the internet could transfer to such brazen douchebaggery in real life.
And they wonder why school shootings happen. Bastards can’t look past their own nose and instead of taking personal responsibility for their own actions, they’d rather they keep their positions of power by ensuring people cannot fight back against them.
Finally, I had an encounter with Americans at a pub. Coming in there, I socialized with others, but most of the caucasians were either European or Australian(of course I stayed away from the Australians) but I socialized among the others. Americans came in and they entered our circle and shit and then immediately, the Swede of our company said they should try Swedish barbecue because unlike American barbecue, it contains real meat.
Eventually, I was pulled into the discussion. Ya’ll know my opinion of American food and I told them a burger made by a Greek girl in the back of a truck taste much better than some Elmer J. Fudd asshole with a 3000USD smoker machine, to which one of them said “Thems fighting words”(in banter).
So further in, they started educating me about where to eat in the US(which to no surprise everyone says to eat at their place and not at everyone else’s) and eventually the discussion was about the history of the buffalo wings which we debated fiercely and he used his being born in New York to say that he knows where Buffalo Wings came from and how it began going all the way to the 1800s. Thanks to modern technology we googled it and then turns out he was just full of shit to which he said.
“Aw shucks, why you listening to me, I’m drunk”
AMERICANS. TRYNA BULLSHIT ME AGAIN. NEVER TRUST AN AMERICAN
GunOverdose - Usually I don’t write editorials often however this has been on my mind a lot recently and I thought it’s worth a damn to share. One of the biggest struggles of being a leader is realizing the truth behind this statement “Everything has a price”. Nothing in life or this game is free. It comes with consquences or cost. That’s just the reality of it. One event to this day that sticks to my mind is the Alice situation and the prices we paid for it.
Now to be clear, this is not what everyone thinks, this is just my personal thoughts. Alice whether or not I want to accept it, wasn’t any different than me. Both wanted to overthrow someone of power that was bad. Both rallied their own people to their cause and was willing to manipulate or destroy to get their end goals. Yet both outcomes ended completely differently. One achieved their goal and the other only solidified their target’s position. How is this possible? One understood the consquences of their actions and the other was oblivious to them. Because of this, not only did Alice pay the price but everyone did. Instead of a taking down someone with a history that spoke of their self-destructive nature and desperation for power, the one who arguably had good intentions, failed. Often when members of the clan hear the word “Alice” it does not have positive responses, however I view it as looking in the mirror. It demonstrates how much damage can be caused from a failure. We hide ourselves from his tendencies because we wanted to view Alice as the evil one. Was alice innocent? No. Was I innocent when I did the same thing? No. Yet history shows itself as me as a hero and Alice as a villian. I’m no hero. I just knew that every action has its price, and I knew for which ones I could pay.
The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled the Trade Run for War Games
Knowing that premiums read and study this, the Grand Staff has deemed it prudent that it not describe what happened, especially concerning the exact details of the weaknesses this time, but a lot of data was gathered and learned from the simulation. Yep, it was a simulation and not just a regular war game and or exercise.
When we literally heard what happened, holy fuck does life hate Gun. Jesus, you fucking cowboy, how on Earth did you get so unlucky with that draw. XD
Damn, sucks to be Gun right now. But for that kind of shit, even though it’s not in-game or related to MineZ, Gun’s real life funny ass sex adventures deserves a Purple Heart because Goddamn that’s painful.
The census reveals a majority white base. You know what this means… THE WHITE REGULAR RACE RETURNS AND SO WILL OUR RACIAL ABILITIES. Forty to one, against the world. Polaaaaaaaaaand
Premiums return living in the slums again.
It’s already been assured, the time to strike will be in an update. They will cry when it comes.
Shit, dawg. How can we reach a million if we keep going back down the stairs we climb. We literally have more than enough, but we need to be more austere to get there faster.
1) Trade Run Next Week.
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