Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html New Alt Acquired
- EDITORIAL “Bullshit Excuses”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade
- TRADE Iron Armor Trade
- TRADE Sugar Trade
- DOMESTIC: New Regiment raised
- DOMESTIC: Senturian’s Membership Voided
- ORDERS: *
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GRIMDALE, F.L. - Yesterday, the directory unveiled its latest commissioned alt and thus an capacity increase in inventory. The alt was a re-commissioned account of a player who served the Company well and having left MineZ, the player wished to be immortalized and integrated into the Company’s service. FOREVER.
The alt is noted to be platinum and has access to PvE, this chest is still not assigned to anything but will most probably be used as a Camp Inventory, to serve as storage for Company members Abroad.
oh and the alt’s name is nehmna
Irishkaiser - You guys know what really grinds my gears, especially when it comes to people of authority? Their bullshit excuses about their “life” and “schoolwork”. Not so much as the veracity of their IRL situation but more so of the fact that they always use it to gather pity from the room and to shun away from the expectations they themselves have given to the crowd and audience.
Most of this stems from the fact that they announce their work too early without anything to give, crashing and burning because apparently they got all the praise they needed from people too early. Number one rule of being a dev or managing a project - never give anything out until you’ve actually got something to show, 50% finished? Fuck you, make sure it’s 90% finished before you actually announce it or even mention its existence.
It saddens me greatly because I was a dev once and to see these people constantly struggle with the deadline by their own fault and expecting people to be understanding is a crime in the entertainer-audience relationship, more so if they just cancel it, much worse if they cancel it without telling anyone about it.
This is an advice to all aspiring devs out there or those planning a major project - don’t fucking talk about it.
The crave for praise and positive criticism is what will drive you to create something great, if you already got your praise, then it’ll be a half-assed piece of shit that you blame life on for making it of poor quality. And really, the truth of the blame is all on you for giving it out too early.
The directory proudly reports that it delivered about:
5 Chain Sets
3 Infinity Bows
3 Iron Swords
1 Enchanted Sword
1 iron chestplate
In exchange for
27 health potions
2 hoes
The directory is proud to say that the new members of the 29th did well for their being new as each member understood the entire SOP within the trade run. Though we got attacked by PREMIUM SCUM(THAT I MUST DISCRIMINATE THE 29th FOR), the caravan held its ground and using its rich network of friends in US10, was able to evade and outlast the premium bandits through maneuver, evasion and surveillance.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
2 diamond sword
In exchange for
20 potions
Trajicz and Crypticz, our newest members actually traded with us first and expressed interest to join soonafter.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
2 iron armor sets
1 enchanted iron sword
In exchange for
17 potions
I had to fucking WALK all the way to Pileus for this one. Goddamn premiums.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
2 grenades
In exchange for
2 sugar
They’re an important ingredient in our coca-cola recipes.
A new regiment, the 29th Whitehaven was raised, sparking controversy as the first all premium regiment the Company has had. Recruitment restraint for them might be a necessary issue as the Company must maintain its public:premium player balance to ensure that we never turn from our roots and our dedication to our homeserver again as was in the past.
The new Regiment lead by gold member Boonut has made their task and specialty to acquire diamond swords and other advanced weapons like legendaries, but much to the chagrin of the directory, they made their motto: Premium and Proud!
Hasn’t been pulling enough of his own weight and caused unnecessary amounts of trouble in the last trade run where he finally joined in after missing out on a lot of trade runs.
Membership voided until he shows himself worthy and can at least fucking play on a public server Goddamnit lol.
1) Trade Run finished
2) Trade Run EU(we see. we see this time, squad)
3) GET ME COCA-COLA
4) GET ME SUGAR FOR THE COCA-COLA.
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