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    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: OLD MAN PROTESTS ABOUT AMERICAN POPULATION INCREASE WHILE AWAY IN CEBU

    ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- Local old man was shocked to find a larger number of Americans, in equal proportion to the European population and began picketing outside the Imperial Assembly for the government to do something about the 56%ers, advocating putting them all in a school and gunning them down.

    The government later responded that they were “not worth the powder”.

    Later, the local old man accused GunOverdose of Regular genocide with Gun responding “Remember, Spoy… We are your greatest allies after all.” as he rubbed his hands.

    • EDITORIAL Fuck ya’ll nigras making memes casual

    Irishkaiser - Back then, in my day… Memes were ideas WORTH passing on and the joke or idea lasted for years. Nowadays, every bucktooth asshat thinks a poorly cropped picture with ebonic text is funny enough to be spammed over and over only to be replaced by something equally crap. Whole fucking discord groups have been devoted to this faggotry and what sucks is that it’s usually replaced with a new “fad” in a month.

    This is the death of art where instead of becoming an idea worth passing on that lasts for years, it suddenly becomes… A TREND. A bloody trend. Casualization has always ruined the once higher taste of smaller audiences for these “memes” by just… Goddamnit, I’m getting upset mainly because KOJIMA WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

    Colonel:A small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then passed on. Not unlike genes, really.

    Rose: That’s what history is, Jack.

    Colonel: But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible.

    Rose: Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander…

    Colonel: All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate.

    Rose: It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade Run**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled Trade Run for War Games.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Diamond Sword

    in value exchange of

    5 Potions

    Trade has not happened yet since I was in Cebu on a business trip but deal was made before.

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 125th Mass PvP Event - NEW GUYS AND NEW SYSTEM

    Getting better all the time. Keeping the new guys up to speed.

    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html NEW SYSTEM DEVELOPED IN AN AD HOC MANNER

    The system given the nickname Sayeret Matkal, instead of having a plan, is being developed in an ad-hoc manner with select UTC personnel adapting to it before it may be rolled out with other members.

    The system so far is being perfected over time and one operative bragged that he was able to pull off an operation through their phone alone. Literally pulled off an operation while using a fucking cellphone. Holy shit. This is some hard ass CIA shit, oh my God XD

    How fucking hardcore is this shit. I swear to fucking Christ. I WILL FUCKING MASTURBATE TO THIS SHIT.

    Still, Sayeret Matkal is on its trial and error phase, and more select people need to be properly trained and or given instruction in this new playstyle in MineZ.

    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html IMPERIAL ASSEMBLY STILL OPEN. SESSION ON A STANDSTILL DUE TO AD HOC SOLUTIONS

    The debate on the integration of members officially into a new system was dropped due to the solution coming from ad hoc measures set up by those already involved. This left the Imperial Assembly just open there, with no one posting further due to solutions already being made before the plenary session could formally closed.

    • FINANCE WEATHER TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT FOR RAINY SEASON’S EFFECTS ON [?] CLAN MEETUP

    So, going out to the beach would be basically 50/50 for perfect weather. Hiking might be closed if it’s seen as too dangerous. Ah, decisions, decisions.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run Next Week.

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