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    • HEADLINES: SAYERET AWARDED METONYM FOR EXCELLENT WORK - TO BE DENIED AND OFFICIALLY DISBANDED SOONAFTER

    ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- Sayeret Matkal has been awarded a metonym for its service, as they are now honorably headquartered at Shadowhall(from the named central “shadow” tower) in Aspermont. Its guardianship of Peace Walker’s has been most effective that the Directory has been terribly pleased, stating that their actions recently have established made it “just like old times”. During the weeks up to the operational release of Peace Walker, Sayeret “precipitated” events that have caused grief among certain groups while pushing other ideas, without being caught or implicated.

    The success of the organization and program was enough to catch the eye of the Directors to gradually modify the UTC’s structure around them in support rather than the other way around.

    Critics of the Shadowhall metonym state that it’s simply putting a hat on a hat by adding a name on something that has another thing - even Sayeret Matkal itself is a nickname for its classified official name. Irishkaiser answered the criticisms against Sayeret’s honorable headquarters stating: “Because it’s cool…”

    Later, the Directory officially disbanded Sayeret Matkal and nothing ever was heard from them again. The end. No questions will be taken and they don’t exist anymore if you’re asking what I think you’re asking.


    • EDITORIAL No you idiot, you don’t know jack.

    Irishkaiser - Many people seem to think they know it all or that problems have obvious solutions and that if only they’d see my plan, gorshdarnit. Why can’t they know what I know? Well, Einstein, have you perhaps thought it’s either not that easy or you’re just wrong? Many people think they’re all that, when in reality they just feed themselves lies to feel good about themselves.

    A primary example would be when you ask most people how high they would set the minimum wage. You would get vastly different answers each with a bunch of guys each asserting their point of view from their own economic backgrounds or their own lifestyles without having a thought about the entire thing. To relate for those of you who still don’t get it… Consider all the people whose ideas would “fix” MineZ, and then consider those people who got their ideas through.

    All a bunch of Communist and Socialist drivel that ruined the game. Why? BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO CLAMOR TO FIX MINEZ THEIR OWN WAY ONLY CONSIDER THEIRS AND THEIRS ALONE. The wisest man is the man who knows that he knows nothing, concordantly, the only correct answer in that video was the girl saying “I don’t know”.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade Run**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Chain Set

    1 Iron Sword

    1 Power I Punch I Bow

    1 Iron Pants

    in value exchange of

    1 Cake

    8 Health Potions

    Boyevaya sure was a great help… No, he was his usual. Quick trade run because a certain someone forgot that the simulation was supposed to take place on SUNDAY and NOT SATURDAY after the Trade Run. Oh well. Silly me and timezones.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Agni’s Chestplate

    in value exchange of

    2 Cake

    JAPAN. ICHIBAN. HOKKAIDO MILK CAKES.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Battle Inventory

    in value exchange of

    3 Buttons

    1 Hoe

    Aaaaand he lost it at SS. Oh well, that’s what items are for anyway.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 127th Mass PvP Event - SIMULATION ON SUNDAY, MY BAD

    Darn timezones. On Sunday, comrades. Hatikvah.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 93rd and 18th Regiments Explore Idea of Amalgamation

    The 93rd and 18th Regiments discussed the idea of amalgamating this week, having shared each other’s missions and events often having explored the idea of amalgamating into one big regiment to simplify things, in accordance with an emerging idea of having a “Home Office”, dealing with all domestic institutions and manning the traditional stations and “Foreign Office”, now dominated by the 1st Regiment and subsequently, other “domestic organizations of interests.”

    The idea of amalgamation is politically seen as the prodigal son returning back to the father as the 18th Regiment, by virtue of being descended from the 501st which is descended from the 234th, is therefore, in continuity come from the 93rd. Seeing as how both groups share alts, they are seen as political equals and it was proposed to change the name of the amalgamated regiment to the 2nd Regiment or keep either 93rd or 18th in a referendum.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html TOURIST TRADING FOR THE UTC

    The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company encountered tourist traders this week, or basically people who just want to trade for the sake of trading. This being problematic as people make ridiculous orders with nothing to solid in return, only because they just want to “trade” with the UTC, sometimes out of nowhere.

    Others have offered nudes and even money to just trade with us. Eh, what we gonna do?


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html NO UNWANTED DEATHS

    When Peace Walker and its agents became operational, not a single unintentional death transpired with all irons perishing in some God-forsaken dungeon or what not, probably because a certain someone took over the entire shift while another had exams to study to. The ad hoc system developed already had one flaw seen.

    In the so-called shifts, Peace Walker’s highly intensive and very specific requirements only allow very few people the ability to access it. The shifts are incredibly long and may be up to 12 hours, much more if a one of the operators call in sick or have other priorities to attend to.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html PLENARY SESSION CONTINUES OVER NEW PROSPECTS

    Following certain tourists trading with the UTC, some willing to pay real money, the plenary session moved to discuss at the new prospects. This discussion particularly excited the regimentals but the company members advised caution.


    • FINANCE MAY 9TH IS CLAN BANK’S ANNIVERSARY

    One year, from 13,000 to 600,000+. I don’t know count that in percentage. Hatikvah


    • FINANCE WITH BANKING FEES SET, STANDARDIZED MONEY SENDING ABROAD SET

    Large bulk cash of thousands of dollars only, yo. To make it worth it.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run Next Week.


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