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    • HEADLINES: HOME OFFICE GRANTED ITS OWN HONORABLE HEADQUARTERS

    ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- As a political concession to a newly consolidated Home Office staffed mostly by 93rd Personnel, the Aspermont Keep that was historically called “Hill Guards” as evidenced from the original 2013 Field Manual, was granted as a metonym and honorable quartering to counter-balance the autonomous and somewhat unchecked Foreign Office by making them both equally important politically.

    As to who gets information and who does what between the two, both departments agreed that they would mutually cooperate and any member between the two would divulge it to whoever they think is better suited or responsible for the matter.

    The two departments may also “pass on” the responsibility if either of them feel they’re not suited to it or feel it would be more effective for their counter-part to deal with it. However, if the issue of both departments playing “pass the parcel” comes up, the Directory will decide whose responsibility it is. Alles klar? Gut.


    • EDITORIAL Just Cause You’re Military Doesn’t Mean Jack.

    Irishkaiser - A “sensitive” topic to most people, especially on the political level is the immunity of military personnel and individuals that serve in almost every country. You’re not a patriot unless every service member you think is a saint or some gay ass shit or whatnot.

    I’ve only explained my point of view on this issue via the poem known as “Tommy” by Rudyard Kipling.) Realizing you people don’t read or understand English, maybe the lot of you don’t seem to get it.

    In the poem, Rudyard explains that service members, especially during the time of the British Imperial era are only seen with either heavenly rose-tinted glasses which was only war-time and or just a bunch of drunken brutes during peace time when in fact they were only “most remarkable like you”. Over time, this view has changed and the pendulum got worse by only reinforcing one view pass the 1980s by conveniently now making every service member of any kind of branch innocent but somehow the branch or government is the only one truly at fault… But when it comes to specifics, somehow it’s hard to find blame so most people just give general answers and call it the “Military-Industrial Complex” but soulja boy over thar is a good guy for some strange reason…

    Many will say “IT’S JUST THE DESK JOB STAFF” to save face, so I guess that means Chair Force is probably the most evil branch in the US military. Soldiers are not plaster saints, as Kipling reminds us. I’m sure we’ve gotten the “They’re bad brutes” out of the way over the years.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade Run**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Chain Set

    2 Iron Sword

    1 Iron Chestplate

    1 Diamond Sword

    in value exchange of

    20 Health Potions

    This Trade Run and its preparations has discovered what it may call the “Asian hour” set at a certain time of the day with a boom of Oriental players, thus discovering the missing link between, European Time and American Dog Time.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Diamond Swords

    1 Combat Inventory

    in value exchange of

    5 Gunpowder

    A discount on the house.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 128th Mass PvP Event - OFFICER TRAINING

    I promise I won’t do some Men in Black sizing up this time. Honest.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html No Immediate Threats Since January-February - Carrier Fleet Conversion to a Warehouse?

    The Final White-North Sea Fleet that has been stationed perpetually by defiant members of the Home Office in Fort Saward to solidify their claims to incorporate Fort Saward(seriously, all this for Hell Tree? Fuck ya’ll. Just walk there like normal people.) hasn’t seen any action nor need other than to store bloody potions and golden apples.

    The argument of converting the last Carrier Fleet into a warehouse to store has been brought up as to have more use than a combat ready account.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html FOREIGN OFFICE TOLD OFF FROM DRAINING BRAINPOWER

    Shadowhall’s persistent recruitment of the most elite personnel in the UTC has invited criticism over draining skilled members and players from the other regiments of the line.

    The Foreign Office’s success in its “discreet work” has inspired the Directory to invest more in it at the cost of other parts of the UTC. The Directory later agreed that Shadowhall should fast from its greedy takeover as it drains the domestic areas of the UTC especially during a time of Office Training program initiated by the 93rd Regiment.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html PLENARY SESSION ENDS FORMALLY.

    Welp, that was a good long discussion. Lagers, bitters and clarets, anyone?


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html DUNGEON GROUP MERGING?

    The 93rd and the 18th Regiment voted to either rename themselves or keep either names and majority voted to keep 93rd and few voted to change to the 2nd. This included the flag as well.

    A dungeon oriented regiment however is seen to subsume the more PvP oriented guys and yadda yadda yadda possibilities. Not sure if skills will be passed on or their skills will be changed.


    • FINANCE FOR 1089USD TRANSFER, ABOUT 35USD COSTS TOTAL?

    Really cheap compared to Paypal’s 4.4% rate, especially since it’s fixed. Calculating, it’d be really worth it especially if it’s like a thousand dollars + or some shit, compared to wiring money via Paypal.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run Next Week.


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