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    • HEADLINES: HOME OFFICE STARTS OWN PROJECT FOR ALL IN LINE WITH COMPANY’S CURRENT POLICY

    ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- The Home Office announced a new project underway that would compliment - NOT RIVAL - the Foreign Office’s Peace Walker programme. Being that Peace Walker only benefits very few people, the Home Office’s own project will be designed to BENEFIT ALL OF UTC to bring them in line with the current ideals of the clan: to have a low-intensity, low-stress gameplay but yields high results FOR EVERYONE this time, while the Foreign Office ensures that the opposite happens to everyone else we think are cunts.

    Currently, the Company of 2018 prediction is far more vague and criticized as too idealistic by some as the Directory officially calls the UTC of 2018 as the “Dream Chasers”. The previous year, the UTC was designated as the Innovators. The current convention implies that impossible or hard to reach goals such as somehow “winning” MineZ can be done if we build the future according to the beauty of our dreams, as Peace Walker has made the current disposition a reality. Will this be possible for the Home Office’s own project? Time will tell.

    The Home Office however announces it will only start small first with… Fuck… The Americans… And then if it can be done on the North American continent, it will expand to Europe once the system is perfected. Don’t fuck this up for us, Americans.


    • EDITORIAL From the Perspective of a Zionist.

    Irishkaiser - The Zionist to a lot of you of our more of our regular readers, you know who you are, has been the source of many of the world’s current woes as they have been accused repeatedly of using other peoples as mere expedients to ensure the establishment, security and stability of a homeland for the Jews in Israel.

    From the Zionist perspective, the Jewish people have been oppressed, lied about and repeatedly persecuted no matter where they go and that the only way to break free of the oppression is to have a land of their own in where it can be a safe haven. We here in the UTC know what it’s like to be persecuted and to be lied about, even when our cause was selfless in the defense of others and the Zionists assert that this has been happening to them for over 2000 years since their diaspora due to Roman actions both active(destruction of their temple) and passive(integration and immigration of Judeans across the Roman Empire). Keeping to themselves but always getting into trouble, the Jews have been singled out as a foreign enclave in every nation especially since they refuse to give up their “Jewishness”.

    Thus, the Zionists set about their movement and that is to restore the State of Israel as a haven for all Jews and Zionists throughout history used every means they could to ensure it is carried out from playing nations against one another, to the point that the State of Israel vows to nuke not only the enemy nation about to destroy it, but also their own allies as well as a way to blackmail them into helping an alliance with Israel. It is called the Samson Option.

    It is how Jewish-American author Ron Rosenbaum justifies the Samson Option that I can fully relate the feelings of the Zionist defiance and a desire to secure the home of their people.

    Israel has been building nuclear weapons for 30 years. The Jews understand what passive and powerless acceptance of doom has meant for them in the past, and they have ensured against it. Masada was not an example to follow—it hurt the Romans not a whit, but Samson in Gaza? What would serve the Jew-hating world better in repayment for thousands of years of massacres but a Nuclear Winter. Or invite all those tut-tutting European statesmen and peace activists to join us in the ovens? For the first time in history, a people facing extermination while the world either cackles or looks away—unlike the Armenians, Tibetans, World War II European Jews or Rwandans—have the power to destroy the world. The ultimate justice?

    Have we not treated everyone fairly? What has our generosity and even selfless actions rewarded us but rather to be taken advantage of, to be lied and to be stabbed in the back repeatedly again and again? Israel’s way of handling things certainly works so far.

    We are a people derided and resented by this G-d-awful community, but at the same time, we are embedded everywhere as Jews are embedded in almost every nation. We have invented many things and came up with many new ideas that gives us an edge over others and we have many talents and skills unavailable right now to everyone else and though we tried teaching and passing it on, many seem to take our ideas and twist it to their own ends… But our hope is not yet lost as Peace Day came when Peace Walker came online.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade Run**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Chain Set

    2 Iron Armor Sets

    2 Iron Swords

    in value exchange of

    19 Health Potions

    Trade Run done due to iron armor from a bunch of dead guys, man.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Diamond Sword

    in value exchange of

    5 Health Potions

    Another dead guy’s sword. You want it? Have it.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html *US MineZ Trade**

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Gunpowder

    in value exchange of

    4 Infinity Bows

    hit me.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 129th Mass PvP Event - SPECIAL FORCES YO

    We Militares San Frontieres nao.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html FOREIGN OFFICE ACQUITTED AGAIN FOR REPORT

    The businessmen at Shadowhall published a report that the Directory replied with an acquittal. The business and nature of the work as it covers all spectrum of matter in MineZ has been most pleasing.

    The favorite part was that everyone else is miserable for some strange reason except us with problems in real life ranging from being cuckolded, financial problems, or just somehow are pathetic in general and also in-game where certain people were given boosts and others demoralized heavily to the point that they tried to hide it but the psychological burden and attack was considered most satisfactory and gave everyone in the UTC, not only the Directory a smile.

    Others are considered far too secret to be divulged.

    But the Foreign Office though, holy shit… They’ve got some tough jobs sometimes… Oh my God… I can’t believe they have to go through that shit. Good thing we got them properly supported, because I swear I don’t know how they could handle all that work without our infrastructure.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html LOCAL FAGGOT KEEPS CLAIMING SAWARD AS TERRITORY

    We’re not going to help you, you know. Sides, come on… Fort Saward is shit for its danger rate and you CAN LITERALLY WALK TO FUCKING HELL TREE AND AVOID SAWARD COMPLETELY.


    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html THE UTC-CLUB EXPRESS UNDER CONSTRUCTION IN NORTH AMERICA

    Political suicide or PASS THE PARCEL? YOU DECIDE.


    • FINANCE NEARING MEET-UP DATE. ACTIVITIES YET TO BE FINALIZED

    There’s just so many things to do in this country. It is an entire country after all and 2 weeks is not enough. Goddamn, what to do, what to do…


    • FINANCE MARKET PICKING UP PACE

    THE SINEWS OF WAR; INFINITE MONEY. AHhahahahahahaha

    Dog Bless Xi Jinping. Also helped by the compromise between China and the US and the progress of the Belt and Road Initiative. As President Xi Jinping stated: “Win-win solutions.”


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run Next Week.


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