- HEADLINES: DAEDRIC DEALS GAVE UTC POWER TO CHANGE THE LAND DURING JUNE REFORMS
- EDITORIAL How do we Break the Cycle?
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade Run**
- TRADE *US MineZ Trade**
- PvP Drill 132nd Mass PvP Event - No Official Drills. June Reforms Except for some people who wanted to 1v1
- DOMESTIC FOREIGN OFFICE’S INFLUENCE EXPANDS TO CERTAIN PEOPLE GROUPS AND RANKS
- DOMESTIC HOME OFFICE TAKES TOO LONG
- DOMESTIC JUNE 16 FIRST ARRIVAL. 1ST REGIMENT OF COURSE
- FINANCE BANK OF THE UNKNOWN [?] CLAN GIVES ADVICE TO HOME OFFICE
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company’s Home Office bid to top last years' June Reforms with a theme of ascending the MORTAL REALM with its Peace Walker project and its meta and out of game aspects, but without fireworks or anything special in the game, the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company found it difficult. Giants were already done before and seemed rather predictable, it seemed at first a formal cake party at the market square of Aspermont was all that would suffice.
But then, through powerful magicks and shit thanks to Peace Walker and some apprentice wizards and what not, the UTC was gifted with visits from some Daedric Princes.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/113093648089907200/455729974066937858/image.jpg) The Company and the incoming guests were then greeted with an elaborate display of admin powers and entertainment and shit just outside Aspermont. In exchange, the Daedra turned the UTC into the Thieves Guild or some shit. I don’t know.
Fuck it, I was supposed to release a video alongside the news showing but it’s too much work and government editing. Maybe after the news would’ve been a better idea.
Irishkaiser - The Cyclical Engine of History is a simple theory of a civilization’s patterns of its rise, falls or stagnation, that is attributed to the strength of its peoples' social and moral conviction. Divided into four stages, simply known as Weak Men Hard Times, Hard Times Strong Men, Strong Men Good Times, Good Times Weak Men.
The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company’s experience with this has been constant and it’s been discovered that for every success we’ve always grown complacent and happy to live off the fat of our good times in the early half of a year and then encounter some kind of problem whether from forces interior(indiscipline or plain faggotry) or forces exterior(some gay shit in charge and making them our problem) we bounce back armed with our anger and our unmatched determination. This is the 5th June Reforms and five times has this happened in a microcosm of the Engine.
The phrase: “hardship builds character” is central to the idea of Hard Times Strong Men where long-term thinking and what is best for all leads to Strong Men Good Times. What defines hard times? Can someone living in poverty in a developed country free of war and prospering be considered hard times? No. It has to be a social movement as well. As the late Great Adolf Hitler once said:
“we do not say to the rich people: Please, give something to the poor. Instead we say: German people, help yourself! Everyone must help, whether you are rich or poor! Everyone must have the belief that there’s always someone in a much worse situation than I am, and this person I want to help as a comrade. ”
You’ve all heard me say before of “Fuck the poor” when someone says something about the rich taking responsibility, because the poor are just as bad as the rich and that the so-called 99 percent is equally guilty. We are all sinners here and the refusal to recognize fault and blame on both sides creates a complicated mess of what really is the problem here that somehow give the celebrities leeway to say it’s the BANKUHS MATE, IT’S THE BANkERS hurr durr.
The important part is the social movement where the hard times are experienced for all and people have a common experience to draw from giving them some form of cohesion. But how do we break this? That’s a question that the Home Office and the Foreign Office should come together to fix.
Currently, the Home Office wants to create a low-stress, low-intensity and high-yield environment. Will we abuse it? The Foreign Office ensures that the Home Office’s agenda isn’t at all threatened or they have the opportunity to make sure it is implemented.
The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled its trade run due to June Reforms
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Diamond Sword
1 Iron Swords
in value exchange of
1 Golden Apple
1 Stack of Cookies
Unofficial trade run because Irishkaiser’s inventory space was filled with these extras.
Ya’ll niggas thought I was easy, but say hello to my little bow.
To the extent and to the specifics, I cannot say… laser dot moves away from writer’s head
Now this I can talk about. Holy shit, come on, you homos. Jesus Christ. Is this the Universe’s way of balancing out our huge rake if income in the last weeks?
We are the Elite. FIRST WAVE. LET’S GO, MUHREENZ.
An aspect of the Home Office
1) Only Use PayPal as a last resort. Trust us, it’s very inefficient in-between persons.
2) Get the Money First, Then Budget Everything.
3) Sign over all your rights to us because we’re better at it anyway rubs hands
1) June Reforms completed. Back to work, eh.
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