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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIALS

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: New PDWs - Speed Potions

    SPIRE, S.L. - The Directory has ordered by the today that the Speed Potions will only be sold at the bearer’s discretion. They instead will be used as part of our Personal Defense Weapons and each Company member must be granted one of them because it shall be used to help match speed potion premiums in the South.

    Every Company member will be granted 1 speed potion during trade runs - whether you want to sell it or not is up to the member’s discretion.


    • EDITORIAL “Excess Diamond Swords and Bad News Bears”

    Irishkaiser - Ok, ok. Let’s be honest here, we got some problems even though it comes in the form of success. What the fuck am I gonna do with all these diamond swords?

    Shit, nigga. If I could pawn this shit, I would. But looks like I’m gonna have to go to Mineztradingpost but I need someone else to do it for me. Someone stupid… Someone premium… Hmm… Who could that be.

    Well, another day or another time. Diamond swords are now currently half priced. 5 potions per sword, I guess. Hope the Directory would like my suggestion because we have too much :V


    • TRADE EU Trade Run

    The directory sad news bears reports that it delivered about:

    2 Chain Sets

    1 Infinity Bow

    4 iron swords

    1 Enchanted Sword

    1 iron legs

    In exchange for

    12 health potions

    1 Milk

    New standard. Europe will always suck and therefore what we did was actually good. Good job, squad.


    • TRADE US Iron Armor Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 iron armor set

    In exchange for

    8 potions

    At first I thought this guy was pranking me because we couldn’t find each other for about 4 minutes but we eventually made the trade.


    • TRADE US Iron Armor Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 iron armor set

    In exchange for

    8 potions

    At first I thought this guy was pranking me because we couldn’t find each other for about 4 minutes but we eventually made the trade.


    • TRADE Diamond Sword Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    2 Diamond swords

    In exchange for

    20 potions

    29th only.


    • DOMESTIC: PRICES FOR DIAMOND SWORDS DROPPED

    Fucking inflation, nigga. Bitches getting blasted about this shit, yo. Shit’s worth about 5 potions per piece now, nigga. Ya hear? Muddafucka, I’m serious, yo - it’s called INFLATION, NIGGA.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run finished

    2) Trade Run US

    3) Find some idiot to deliver these surplus diamond swords for me… But who..?


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