HEADLINES: BIG MINEZ BOT UPDATE.

ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- Irishkaiser too busy and too drunk. Gun gets angry, but remembers THAT OTHER PROJECT HE COULDN’T DO because he’s black.

Fuck, I’m drunk making a dead ass cocktail from Skyrim: the Velvet Lachance.

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EDITORIAL - American? You just lost the genetic lottery.

Lieutenant_Joe - In the United States, the economy is often survival of the fittest and it’s usually more about keeping yourself comfortable than outwardly trying to hurt someone. But there is a blight on my country that is sweeping the nation, one of jealousy and contempt for one’s fellow man.

Let me tell you something, if all gay people were like Jamwizard, Jews would not be the top of Hitler’s priority list. Jam is not an uncommon case.

Those people exist in all pockets of the nation. Everyone has one friend who is secretly plotting against them in my country. Just this year, one of my oldest friends, Jeremiah, was sued by one of his college friends for harassment. The District Attorney had to step in and say “This guy is full of shit, throw this out of court already”.

After awhile the guy had recorded Discord conversations without anyone knowing prior to even starting it. He had been plotting it for months and none of us can find any conceivable reason. Jeremiah was suspended from stepping on school grounds for a few weeks, and he’s currently on probation, because this kid’s got a ridiculous amount of money and the school court system was basically in his pockets

Now this kid has bodyguards at his house because he thinks Jeremiah or Kyle (my best friend, who created a comical and offensive Facebook page for the guy that Jeremiah got blamed for and is the reason he got suspended at first) are gonna come to his house and try and kill him.

Here’s the kicker, when a student gets suspended they’re supposed to be given two days to vacate all their stuff from the premises. The person I’m talking about sued him through the school court, and some security officers came to Jeremiah’s room at 20 to midnight telling him he needed to leave within 30 minutes. This is illegal and the strongest bit of evidence I can see that the school’s management was being somewhat influenced by the ridiculous sums of money this kid has (he’s the son of a deceased touring member of Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band).

I have like four more stories of fucked up people trying to fuck over my friends in real life that you have never heard before, but this was just the most recent and egregious one. There are people my age and younger in my part of the country (A RELATIVELY HONEST PART OF THE COUNTRY) that wish to do harm for no reason other than ambition and amusement; harm to their friends, harm to their colleagues.

The United States truly is a hive of scum and villainy but I’m not sure if it’s just an American thing, I know Canadians suffer from this problem as well to a similar extent, but what I can tell you is that Western society needs to change if we are to survive into the 22nd Century.

Because there is a greater social emphasis on appearing as a “nice” person these days than there is on being a “good” person and you can get away with anything as long as you don’t look like a douchebag.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

1 Chain Set

2 Iron Swords

1 Iron Boots

1 Infinity Bow

in value exchange of

10 Health Potions

Alright by official decree: Trade Runs should no longer compose of Chain Sets. It’s gotta be reaaaaal iron shit this time only. Also to alleviate any LONG TRADE RUNS, we’ll make the objects both desirable and expensive.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

1 Lone Sword

in value exchange of

3 Golden Apples

Fuck ya’ll.

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PvP Drill 139th Mass PvP Event - Wuzn’t There. I don’t know if it happened.

Yeehaw.

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DOMESTIC - TRADE RUNS TO STOP SELLING CHAIN SETS

In an effort to alleviate the long trade run problems, more expensive items are to be sold making them far more desirable and at the same time carry fewer items to sell. This is in anticipation to the lower population than before.

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FINANCE - FORWARD IMPERIAL FLOWER DIVISION.

GET INSIDE THE KOUBOS

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* **ORDERS:***

1) Trade Run Completed. SOP.

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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)