- HEADLINES: ObliviousBob Awarded Hero of the Federation
- EDITORIAL “The Difference Between Them & Us and Our Comrades”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade
- DOMESTIC: Demand for Coca-Cola increases after Battle Tested troops return home
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - Bob, more than a member, not just a man. A HERO OF THE FEDERATION. HE TOOK THE SHITTIEST JOBS AND GAVE US THESE WORDS TO LIVE BY:
^“Shed ^no ^tears ^for ^me, ^my ^glory ^lives ^forever!” ^-ObliviousBob
SERGEANT OBLIVIOUSBOB, 222nd SOUTH ASPERMONT, FOR TAKING THE MOST BORING AREA DURING GUARD DUTY AND CARRYING IT OUT LIKE A COOL MOTHERFUCKER.
A TRUE HERO… OF THE FEDERATION.
Irishkaiser - MineZ Community can be divided into different categories: The Premium Reddit Elite and the Homeserver-goers. They have their own separate communities and the obvious striking difference is the latter is tighter knit and only goes to one server(most of the time). The former, however do not have a homeserver and instead rely completely on /r/minez to provide communication support for them.
From this we can deduce that one of them is invasive and the other is inclusive. Obviously we know that the Premium Reddit is invasive considering that they are more close to the ShotBow staff and in effect, the whole of MineZ whilst the Homeserver lot which are formed around the Ender Eye are inclusive, keeping to themselves and just doing their own thing.
This is a gross difference of character. Homeserver people by the nature of their tighter relations, are less conflicted and all devote their love to the land they hold dear(ie. US10), some Homeservers have even reached a higher form of community by establishing recognized leaders and a hierarchy. Homeservers have a higher population of non-premiums compared to their Reddit counterparts and as such are more in tune to the basic gameplay of MineZ.
Now, since we’ve established the differences between homeservers and Premium Reddit, let us delve into their relationship to each other. Homeservers are inclusive and obviously it is the Premium Reddit that initiates relations. These relations are, however, generally frowned upon since they simply come in and disrupt the peace of the server’s members which the the Premium Reddit looks on as nothing with no sentimental value.
The Homeservers suffer because of this, however - some Homeservers are also potentially invasive themselves such as US10 with a higher number of people in tune with the ShotBow community as a whole. In actuality, they are more of “counter-invasive” as they are self-aware of their status as players of the MineZ community and can bring complaints and arguments to the staff. Our homeserver, notoriously capable of this can defend itself, but most homeservers are subject to the whim of the Premium Reddit scumbags. Knowing this we should serve as a shining example to all other servers that maybe hey
Enough is enough. We don’t want to be pushed around by you pricks anymore. Hey, we’re players like you too, so stop telling us you can’t be banned by the admins because you’re friends, that you’re better than us or that we’re bloody leeches to the network.
Homserver communities have their own premiums too, and even their premiums grew tired of the premium MineZ reddit such as US10’s Premium Pogrom. I was actually proud that those people took a stand by their own conviction without my help.
The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company though neutral by nature can never stay neutral forever. We cannot simply stand aside and let the people who’ve welcomed us as friends, cherished us as benefactors and helped defended us against our common foes fight these battles alone. No, it shouldn’t be like that. Currently, I’m arguing with the Directory at this moment about our true status in US10(in which I’ll probably lose lel), but at least the Directory doesn’t stop its members from speaking their minds and acting as individuals; which is another thing we should cherish as Company members our freedom to speak and think as we see fit.
The Directory proudly reports:
4 Chain Sets
2 Infinity Bow
4 iron swords
2 Enchanted Sword
1 Diamond Sword
1 Speed potion
In exchange for
38 Health Potions
1 Golden Apple
The Company breaks another record by managing to acquire about 38 health potions in this trade run. It also managed to sell a speed potion for the first time ever.
The Company encountered PREMIUM SCUM at Romero but managed to fight them off with Vergath being the only casualty, but everyone should remember he’s got old Orc legs and he wasn’t the player he used to be. The speed potions we had and back up sugar helped fight off the premiums' speed potions proving they are a valuable asset to combat the savages but some failed to use speed potions initially and only used them at the last fight where we managed to kill them all one final time and continued selling after that.
The potions acquired from the trade run really helped in fighting off the premium scum and their premium scumbag friends. So only about a quarter of the profits made were returned but that’s what potions were for anyway - to be used.
Everyone did a hell of a good job and at least this time EVERYONE TOOK GUARD DUTY SERIOUSLY where they watched and monitored all our sectors even though it was boring. BUT BOB TOOK THE WORST SECTOR, WATCHING A GREAT BIG PLAIN OF NOTHING BUT STILL HE DID IT DUTIFULLY… MAKING HIM COOL AND A HERO OF THE FEDERATION.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
12 Diamond swords
In exchange for
60 health potions
Courtesy of the 29th and 95th.
We can finally match them. However, we need to put an effort to producing this valued substance to combat these cunts. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
1) Trade Run finished
2) Next Trade Run will be US(Let’s skip Europe again)
3) Get moar battle data, ya dig.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.
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