Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
^(HEADLINES)
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
FINANCE
ORDERS
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HEADLINES: SILVER AWARDED KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER OF ADWARE
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- A special demonstration that was initially delayed was conducted by a joint research group which included the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company. The concept at least was worthy enough to be awarded the medal: The Knights of the Order of Adware
Seeing the potential, Directory members were immediately impressed and considered it viable investment of the clan’s time and effort, with no money yet considering that the Bank is on growth mode. Especially since they have been working on it for about two months? A month? I forget. The timing of which was prudent since the bank took a hit last week with all its foreign assets reduced in value due to new taxes designed to curb dependencies on foreign companies, but its local stocks remained unaffected. GunOverdose failed to attend his son’s graduation or some shit, forcing Silver to cry because dad didn’t come or some shit. Fuck you, Gun. Worst father of the year award goes to you. A camera crew from TMZ followed GunOverdose and started harassing him and asking multiple questions until Gun was like
“Fuck off, TMZ. How did we hire you anyway?”
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EDITORIAL - SHEDDING SANITY IN MY DEFENSE
Irishkaiser - I was just browsing our subreddit the other day and noticed not a thing out of place. Until I came upon these threads. At first I thought that they’re having a discussion but does not interest me and so I offer no input. That is until Joe told me they were literally talking about me. Again. Curious, I wondered who could possibly go on about it and lo and behold this is what I saw.
I told Joe that it wasn’t necessary at all and that their opinions do not matter. I mean, it was fucking Connor564 and Meifot. Literally some of the people in MineZ whose opinions are some of the most fickle and worthless that anything that comes out of their mouths are automatically fucking WRONG. Literally WRONG. So wrong on a fractal level that an argument to prove that they are idiots is idiotic because it was a foregone conclusion in the first place.
Regardless, it is not advisable to shed sanity in my defense. Remember who you’re talking to. Some of you said it yourself. They despise us, but they copy us. They cannot help but look at our subreddit every morning of their lives. They cannot help but mention our names everyday. Some of you I know are… Well-aware of this. Literally use us as a standard to compare themselves to. They literally copy our formats for Christ’s sake. Nothing original or good can come out of them because everything they make is shit while we. Look at us. We’ve fucking made a bank. A bank that generates money. We have a MineZBot, we have fucking progress and technology. We’re the only ones in this God-awful server who can build good. Everyone else builds like shit. That’s a FACT, not a lie.
For God’s sake. They’re not human. Just let it go and save yourself the trouble, comrades.
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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered, as part of its Special Trade Run
2 Iron Sets
2 Iron Swords
In Exchange For
An air show
Silver Pony.
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TRADE - US MineZ Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered.
2 Ninja Sandals
1 Lone Sword
1 Diamond Sword
1 Prot I Helmet
In Exchange For
Some shit nobody really kept track off
93rd being 93rd again
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TRADE - US MineZ Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered.
3 Diamond Swords
In Exchange For
1 Glowstone
1 Gunpowder
Sumimasen, but I’m not Voya you cunts.
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TRADE - US MineZ Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered.
2 Combat Inventory Export Model
In Exchange For
2 Diamond Sword
To be delivered, but that was the deal struck.
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PvP Drill 144th Mass PvP Event - Blow me. Get it? Huh? GET IT. BLOW.
What happened?
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DOMESTIC - UTC receives offers to ally or be joined in Spookyfest.
Last week, a clan, a group and some individuals have offered the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company their services or offers of alliance for this month’s supposed Spookyfest, valuing the Clan’s impressive array of dungeoneer-fighters who they think would be a pivotal FOR THEIR chances(not ours, theirs). The Directory, weary of the previous Spookyfests both years ago remembered the political complications that resulted from its participation, especially after finding out that the clans interested in a UTC alliance have people in them that are, in diplomatic language, deemed “incompatible” to work with.
Company Members and certain regimentals however have advised the Foreign Office - Wow look at that. We’re being advised - that they could use this as an opportunity to sell goods and offer mercenary services in which their “dungeoneer-fighters” will be lent out strategically to the most compatible group or individuals. Depending on how the deals may go, they could be concentrated as only a few people have beef with other people, or spread out.
Also, Kaiser Arsenal pushes to sell combat inventories. Because kaiiiiiiser arsenal. rubs hands
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DOMESTIC - FIRST BIG TRADES IN MONTHS
Big Trades managed to reach the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company last week as it was the first time they handled really really big orders in months, prompting a flurry of activity between the regiments. A certain group has been opened up as new markets are opened up by the Foreign Office. Now it’s all left to the Home Office to start organizing on getting the items wanted. Yeehaw, China.
You know, it’s kind of funny. The enemies of yesterday are the trading partners of today. Fancy that.
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DOMESTIC - OLD MAN KAISER BACK IN ACTION. DISCOVERS NEW GROUP AND PEOPLE
That isn’t to say that he discovered them first, but he finds their company much more agreeable than other members of MineZ community. Irishkaiser considers moving the Trade Run time to more accommodate these people instead of the traditional US-EU people.
Also in other news, Irishkaiser still couldn’t find an agreeable reason to use his speed potion. I swear to Christ… Fuck this gay ass universe.
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FINANCE - AVVER MOVES TO SAN FRANCISCO - CLAN BANK US OPTIONS VIED
Avver, being the potential candidate for starting the Clan Bank on the US since GunOverdose doesn’t know how to do his taxes or some shit. Fuck you, Gun.
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* **ORDERS:***
1) Regular Trade Run Next Week. SOP.
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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)