HEADLINES: UTC BRANCH OF STUDIO GHIBLI RELEASES SCREENCAP OF UPCOMING HAMSTERZAKI FILM

ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS- Killao Hamsterzaki releases screencap of upcoming film Three AnCaps and a Commie sponsored by Chivas Regal™ based on the experiences of the six Company Members who met in real life in the Philippines.

A soundtrack has been released to accompany the image as it was posted all over UTC social media. Killahamsta, working in Japan right now, studying and perfecting animation could be seen here being grumpy old Asian guy disappointed with everything

Upon seeing the potentials of the current MineZ community, Killahamsta was reported saying “This is an insult to life itself…” and later after further investigation “I feel like we are nearing to the end of times… We humans are losing faith in ourselves.”

Tim Curry was also rumored to play the villain.

The film will premiere in a film festival in Aspermont after, fuck I don’t know.

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EDITORIAL - Old Man Kaiser Addresses Spookyfest Requests

Irishkaiser - Addressing the Regimentals and Company Members. Everyone else can just fuck off. Now, some of you have been goading me to join them in the Spookyfest Coalition, but except the EU mercernaries. You guys are cool. Some have even went so far as to joke about my capability or my intentions and therefore have INSULTED MY HONOR.

I tell you, I’ve been in two Spookyfests the past two years. I have been the architect for its success(as there can be no strict definition of victory) for the UTC both. I have devised the tactics, strategies and even doctrines that have worked soundly throughout both. Hell, most of the current competitors even used the same tactics I came up with last year, with no innovation whatsoever.

I have never, ever advocated being in Spookyfests for the sole purpose of competition. Anything we do, must be for the interests of our people and NOT for the acquisition of VIRTUAL ITEMS THAT HAVE NO INHERENT VALUE BECAUSE THEY’RE LITERALLY VIRTUAL. It was never my intention to compete for the sake of competing, for we do not compare ourselves to others.

In fact, the VERY FIRST SPOOKYFEST was supposed to test out the new doctrines and tactics THAT I CAME UP WITH FOR OUR OWN BENEFIT. So we KNOW IF IT WORKS. It was in the pursuit of knowledge and for our good that I pushed for it. The second Spookyfest, I opposed and asked the Assembly for what good reason shall we participate? I remember one Right Honourable said that it was because we participated in the first one. Looking at you, Gun. What kind of circular logic is that. For what end do we do it for? Binding our status to the whims of foreigners.

I conceded that as a month-long major exercise, but I had grown tired of the shallow materialism that it proliferated. What was the point of burning them anyway? The point was to demonstrated that IT WASN’T FOR THEM WE WERE FIGHTING FOR. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT FOR EACH OTHER AND HAVE FUN FOR OUR OWN GOOD. Those who betrayed us for fake items themselves have even USED OUR OWN METHODS to demonstrate the same points when they themselves had issues with the admins.

But then again, the majority of the Clan were Americans. The cursed, mongrel race that has no heart or ambition in its youth beyond their own self-indulgence. This is why they will never amount to anything more than what they could copy out of us. In the words of JRR Tolkien, through his character, Thorin Oakenshield: “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

I am sensitive to the insult of me sitting my ass off doing “nothing” and doing nothing. Then I showed you(you know who you are) a snippet of what I/we was/were doing, then you wondered why I couldn’t just share it. I offered you the same job I was doing, you didn’t want to do it.

And so I continue with my denunciation of not just Spookyfest for its proliferation of shallow materialism, but its competitors as well. All are guilty of cheating or violating. I’m not just talking about the hackers who fine tune their clients as now if you do encounter a hacker there’s about a 60-65% chance you’re right now compared to 2016 where you were only 20% chance right, but also for the mindboggling proliferation of “penny alts”. Penny alts are technically PAY TO WIN, as in that the money relative you spend increases your chances or gives you a method beyond what others could do. Not to mention that these alts are in violation of LORD MICROSOFT’S DECREES.

As I have opposed Pay to Win in Shotbow before, I also oppose the proliferation of penny alts within fair competition. But then again, everyone in this God-awful game is a cheater. I’ve seen people even let them get away with it, such as Marine_PvP.

But these are my thoughts on why I refuse to participate. By refusing, I do not support shallow materialism, I do not support cheating and I do not support pointless endeavors where I base my self-worth on the perception of others, especially ones who I personally deem as inferior from my own point of view.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run

The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled the Trade Run for War Games.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it delivered.

2 Battle Inventories Export Model

In Exchange For

Pay them how you like him

Another Spookyfest, another dollar.

TRADE - US MineZ Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it delivered.

A long friendship

In Exchange For

1 alt

Another one quits MineZ

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PvP Drill 145th Mass PvP Event - ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE. Why do I even place these anymore when the Foreign Office restricts them.

We discovered something. Want to know more.

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DOMESTIC - GEARING SERVICE METHOD OPENS UP CLAN GEARING FROM UTC

Innovating a gearing method where a small group of people can gear up about multiple accounts(swords, armor, essentials) in a day, the 1st and 93rd Regiments of the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company have refined a system of passing on some shit.

Ah what the fuck, people are just gonna copy it now or admins are gonna remove it.

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FINANCE - AVVER COMPLAINS ABOUT CALIFORNIA.

Lives with hippies, can’t get a bank yet. Prices too high.

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* **ORDERS:***

1) Trade Run Next Week. Mercenaries Exempt from joining.

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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)