HEADLINES: HOLIDAY SEASON IN THE UTC
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - Holidays in the UTC as no jobs and missions were given out for the week with most trades just basically gift-giving both in-game and… Out of game. Ahem.
Yo, thanks for that. You know who you are… :^)
EDITORIAL - How Best to Use Our Skills?
Irishkaiser - We are by and large the only clan and association that has a large pool of highly skilled individuals. Ranging from innawoods survivalist types, combat veterans ranging from infantry to logistics, financially adept individuals, programmers, business-savvy people in general… Fuck, all we’re missing is engineers that can build stuff(though I have contractor engineer connections).
Tempering our knowledge with cultured traits, we have some people who can be called accomplished philosophers(by today’s standards at least), artists and connoisseurs of the finer things in life.
All people needed to achieve something but what? And what for? All the ingredients for something great, but none of the vision. We have achieved great things before and the most unique things due to our highly talented backgrounds. Everyone else is filled with pathetic cunts that can’t tell their ass from their elbows.
But this begs the question, should we?
What do we have to prove? What great cause is there for? Any reason? And as many of you may know, though we’re all deeply bonded, we have differing views. Some of you mistrust the Chinese as I see them as the future. Some of you think that it is better to not play the game of global politics out of principle. Some of you think we should be an active force for good while others maintain we should not do anything to anyone at all and not be someone else’s judge. Regardless, we must recognize our potential first that we are there and that one day, a great cause may unite us as it has before.
As you may know, I do not believe in numbers. I believe in quality, over quantity. Give me one regular player and I will give you the world. Give me thirty premiums and I will show you a disaster.
Same as it is in real life.
Maybe I’m too ambitious. Maybe Snake was right with Philanthropy Maybe it is enough of an achievement to know each other and live prosperous and happy lives without having to worry about cunts. Shotbow has taught us that people will hate you for doing the right thing and expect their crimes to go forgiven.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled Trade Run for Holiday Season.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that the following goods have circulated.
Lots of Milk
Some of Buttons
Boy, a lot of people got sick this week. Also, most weren’t trades, but just freely given cause you know. Why not?
PvP Drill 145th Mass PvP Event - Holiday
By Green Day. I still haven’t finished that gate house by the bridge.
DOMESTIC - 1ST REGIMENT CONDUCTS STUDY AMONG PLAYERS
Shrauger Adventures and Shrauger Statistics Incorporated presents, putting numbers into meaning. Have you been interviewed? No? Go to Shrauger.
Oh shit wait, this just in. He already done it. Too late.
DOMESTIC - IRISHKAISER OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZES BOOGAERT AS LEGITIMATE SON
boogaert, after maturing is officially recognized as one of Irishkaiser’s legitimate heirs. Some say he only did this as a political move to gain another secret asset from boogaert that is yet to be brought up or revealed… No. Not that…
The day he was born, I wanted to throw him into the sea and let the waves wash him away… But instead I let him live…
DOMESTIC - FOREIGNERS IN OUR SUBREDDIT. NO MERCY POLICY
Fucking premiums putting their colored feet on my white carpets. Who are these urods and why are they here? Shit, if they liked hating UTC so much they should just go back to their third world shitholes.
FINANCE - HOLIDAY ALSO HITS CLAN BANK
One of the few government mandates(actually customarily around the world) where the stock markets close: Christmas Day.
Actually through the week, we haven’t really been trading. Oh well.
1) TRADE RUN NEXT WEEK JUST BEFORE NEW YEARS. LET’S GO, TEAM.
^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)