^(HEADLINES)

^EDITORIAL

^TRADE

^DRILLS

^DOMESTIC

^FINANCE

^ORDERS

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HEADLINES: UNKNOWN [?] TRADING COMPANY INVITED TO GAMES

ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company has been invited to the Commonwealth Games(colloquially shortened to Commongames), a series of events and sports based MineZ skills to compete for Golden Armor pieces as the first place prize.

Teams are being formed of a maximum of three players. People may also register solo or double man teams.

LET’S GO, CYMRU!

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EDITORIAL - When People Advance Economically

Irishkaiser - Some of you may have seen the economic development of the participants of the Common Market, whereas before people once considered items expensive to be cheap and as such, in fashions that mirror rapidly growing economies such as the late 90s Tiger economis, produce a class of people with higher standards of trading. Items such as legendaries are becoming increasingly common in trade where basic goods have somewhat been balanced.

The Common Market, much to the reluctance of its original architect already has some people who want and are willing to trade in rares(non-reproduceable items).

I find this such an interesting parallel for my dream that mirrors the ambitions of these grand economic projects such as the Belt and Road Initiative and the European Economic Community. Still, it is too early to draw conclusions or maybe this is just a rare pattern that may soon be abandoned and we go back to emphasizing basic goods that are useful. The members of the Common Market are still strong in the belief of cheap but useful items. Here is a comment made concerning prizes:

Today at 11:41 PM Ya see im more interested in things to help me in game

Time will tell how we will progress, but I am proud to have literally lifted people out of poverty and formed a reliable trading partner that allows us to have the capability of closing ourselves off from the premiums and mainstream Shotbow community because in all honesty, we don’t need them. We can live in splendid isolation, but it is the premiums who come to us and we have the footing to say “no” and the bargaining weight to demand much more from them. Why? Because we don’t need them.

DAILY REMINDER UTC IS LITERALLY THE ONLY CLAN THAT LIFTS PEOPLE OUT OF POVERTY AND DOES ACTUAL GOOD.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run

The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

1 Iron Armor Set

2 Iron Sword

1 Power II Bow

1 Depth Strider II

in exchange for

1 Button

Buncha Food

Deliver us.

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TRADE - Common Market Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.

Depth Strider

Iron Armor Pieces

Grenades

Potions

Buttons

Infinity Bow

Bandages

Eillom Ale

Food

QI LAI. QI LAI. QI LAI

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

4 Battle Inventory Export Model

in exchange for

4 Cyan Dyes

Emerald

PICK UP YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING INVENTORY GODDAMNIT.

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PvP Drill 145th Mass PvP Event - Nuffen

Goddamn Dindus…

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DOMESTIC - EMPIRE IMAGE OF THE YEAR TO BE ANNOUNCED AT END OF JANUARY.

I call this a knuckle sandwich.

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DOMESTIC - Local Old Man starts trying to be Hip

Embarrasses everybody but at least he gets all the egirls. I swear to God.

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FINANCE - NO US CONNECTION TO PRESSURE AMERICANS TO BE USEFUL

No money or services will go to the United States members until they get their act together and START A FUCKING ACCOUNT. Too long have they been spoiled by the Yellow Man’s labor. Now they’ll get their come uppins… I’m taking away your smartphones and no TV for a month.

**ORDERS:**

1) TRADE RUN NEXT WEEK. DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.

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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)