HEADLINES: RESHAPING THE WORLD WINS EMPIRE IMAGE OF THE YEAR 2018
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - Reshaping the World, taken by GunOverdose won the title in a long vote that involved over at least 15 votes in total. Company Members Regimentals and Imperial Citizens took part as IS IMPERIAL TRADITION or whatever.
The vote involved a modified RCV(Ranked Choice Voting) system in which it doesn’t limit your choices to vote but rather, the voter has the ability to choose as much candidates as they like in separate rounds that eliminate the lowest-ranked candidates over-time.
Close contenders by 14 Votes are:
SHRAUGER COMIC SERIES - Irishkaiser PROTECT MY BALLS - Killahamsta
Close contenders by 13 Votes are:
PLEASED TO MEET YOU - Irishkaiser “lol who cares” - Irishkaiser MARINE IS A STRANGE ONE - Anonymous.
When asked for an interview on when and how he took this picture and or how he felt taking it, GunOverdose started to keep saying the word faggot because he thinks it makes him funny or cool, but he’s actually just a Family Guy cutout wannabe.
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Irishkaiser - Yes, you heard me. Unsubscribe to PewDiePie, Subscribe to T-Series. I’m not going to put my opinion here yet because I want to see how you people justify attacking unprovoked some people minding their own business.
I want to see how we fell and continuously fall for pointless wars and failed government policies because we were stirred in a frenzy over a finger-pointed innocent. Go ahead. :V
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
1 Iron Sword
in exchange for
Super quick trade run delivery because I had a race to run to. Heh… Race… Run.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
QI LAI. QI LAI. QI LAI
PvP Drill 145th Mass PvP Event - THE AMAZING RACE COMMONWEALTH
The Commonwealth Games began with a race between four teams from the five team leaderboard on Sunday
CYMRU/WALES - Irishkaiser represented Wales on Sunday showcasing his kickass ferrari that had 6 Stacks of Bread, 8 Pumpkin Pies, 5 Golden Apples and 3 Mushroom Stews. Hoping to win some advertisement and to prove Kaiser Bakery can be just as good as Kaiser Arsenal… Unfortunately it just proved that Irishkaiser is a bad driver.
Blowing the competition out of the water with his superior inventory at the start, Irishkaiser reached his first checkpoint and only to crash later in the trees South of Crymoore by accidentally typing /mz kill and then was sent back South with no inventory whatsoever… Yes… Exactly.
The reason was because he heard Shrauger was killed by someone and realized his deathmessages were off decided to turn them on. Because it was a race, Irishkaiser typed fast and carelessly and a list of mz commands were shown instead to correct the user… He unfortunately thought /kill was /deathmessages.
But even though he was down he wasn’t out and didn’t get last place. Placing third on arrival, but moved to 2nd when he the 1st place Old Guard team lost because two out of the three locations were invalid.
GOLD ARMOR/CHAMPIONS - Duo members of Gold Armor/Champions came into the race and functioned like a true team that assisted each other. One wonderful strategy of theirs was boosting on water a team member that had no depth striders. They all breezed through most of the challenges and completed their objectives accurately.
THE OLD GUARD - A solo racer of the Old Guard ran through everything but unfortunately was very lazy in the way he took the locations. His first was actually “invalid” but was later deemed approved when he did technically take a picture of Cave of Dying Lady and Waterfall. His only difference was that all other teams took pictures at the bottom of the Waterfall while the racer took one on top, but he technically did fulfill the requirements.
Paluster was later deemed invalid because it only took 25% of the image space and not the 50%.
Yongton Abbey was also later deemed invalid because it only took up 15% of the space and also because he was outside Yongton.
A waste of a race for him. He later started chanting Indian music to Irishkaiser for the “racial injustice”.
TRIPLE J - Triple J was the WORST FUCKING TEAM IN THE ENTIRE RACE. These guys started last, and finished not only last… BUT FUCKING WORST.
Triple J were thrown off-course by Wolves somewhere in the Midlands and were forced to resupply… I don’t even know how that unluckily happened to them. They were so slow in reaching locations and even had an encounter with a premium somewhere along the way. They even tried to trade their way out of a problem for food but then the opportunity left them.
They took literally 1 hour + to finish the race, but at least they made third place because Old Guard players did not want to do the entire race again or something.
DOMESTIC - UTC MEMBERS WIN TWO MEDALS IN COMMONWEALTH GAMES
Unfortunately, Commonwealth Members won the gold place… But at least we got bronze and silver, right Cymru and Js?
FINANCE - FAITH LOST IN THE US. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO DO MONEY
You guys wonder why you’re in debt?
1) NO TRADE RUN NEXT WEEK
2) BRING HOME THE MEDALS
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