HEADLINES: OLD GUARD MEMBER RE-ENERGIZES UTC WITH ATTITUDE

ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - A recent recruit of the 1st Regiment Westerlands has re-energized the Company recently with his participation, support and even management of his own projects. Others, especially of the old money classes however view him as a social upstart because he was giving out orders as a REGIMENTAL.

WHEN A MEMBER OF THE COMPANY HAS TO TAKE ORDERS FROM SOME PILLOCK REGIMENTAL, THEN THE ENTIRE SOCIAL ORDER IS CAST DOWN. REALLY, MINISTER. HOW COULD YOU ALLOW AND SUPPORT SUCH BEHAVIOR. MY WORD. INDEED. POPPYCOCK.

He has inspired to little effect Irishkaiser when told to get back on his special project to export to the Commonwealth simply enjoying his vacation and saying “5 more minutes…” tossing and turning sleeping in the sand.

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EDITORIAL - After Golan and East Jerusalem(West Bank), what’s next? Lebanon.　　

Irishkaiser - It seems that nobody remembers recently that Israel has recently annexed the Golan Heights amid the Syrian Crisis and the rest of Jerusalem from the Palestinians with American support. Israeli expansionism is not based under moral, legal or even historical pretext, but under geostrategic designs. This is why they did not annex the Sinai Peninsula when they won the Egyptian front, because to hold unto it would be a net loss for Israel though it adds territory. To let it go and give it to the Egyptians would allow them to save face and let them peacefully transition as a non-hostile entity.

This is why the Gaza Strip is still allowed to be “free” with heavy Israeli security, because none of the Arab powers can touch Israel through there, but the West Bank(East Jerusalem)? Never. Not even for historical reasons why the land of Israel was chosen in the first place but because strategically if you look at a map, the Dead Sea, Jordan River and Sea of Galilee can strategically provide Israel a defense line that.

The Golan Heights allows one to have the advantage over a huge gap called Tel Megiddo near Syrian border. Also, Tel Megiddo is where we got the word “Armageddon” from when you translate it to Greek.

Once Israel has acquired these useful buffers, there may be one more stretch of land it wants and it lies in the Northern border in Lebanon all the way up to the Litani River. The Lebanese however have learned that the only way to win, is not to play and have given Israel no excuse to invade and occupy. Israel itself cannot advance because the Lebanese borders are under no historical, moral or legal pretext that justifies Israeli invasion. Hmm, wonder what the Mossad will do next.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run

The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled the trade run due to Spring Break.

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TRADE - Common Market Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.

Buttons

Cake

Iron Pants

Huh, turns out not so much.

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PvP Drill 159th Mass PvP Event - Vas

Eternar Vacation. Maybe consider the stuff this week.

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DOMESTIC - PLAYED LIKE A DAMNED FIDDLE

Company Members looking for stuff found none of what they were looking for last week as the current chest information was not updated or the chest placement is not updated(whichever) putting them back in trades and payment of debts for another week. Eternal Vacation however provided them with enough free time to move around.

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DOMESTIC - ETERNAL VACATION STILL ACTIVE

The Eternal Vacation is active in spite of Shotbow claiming their servers are alright just to see how the servers are for the next couple of week. There is also extra XP this weekend where one zombie kill is 30 in a bid to regain players. Through this, Shotbow has set a very low expectation count of 300 players… Yes, I am not joking. They said if they got 300 players this weekend, apparently they’ll release an XP code or whatever. Aim low and you’ll never be disappointed I guess. Also because Irishkaiser does not want to move from the beach down South where he’s staying as of the moment trying to hunt down MineZ chicks.

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FINANCE - FOREIGNERS SLOWLY RE-ENTERING. LIQUIDIZE.

COME ON YOU DIRTY FOREIGNERS GET BACK IN THE GAME SO WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY

**ORDERS:**

1) LEISURE WEEK NEXT WEEK

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