^(HEADLINES)
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
FINANCE
ORDERS
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HEADLINES: NEW MARKETS. NEW LOCATIONS
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - Newer markets opened up prompting UTC to reconsider the layout of their storage and logistical networks which is catered for Commonwealth Markets. Newer groups looking for the UTC’s supplies and yadda yadda yadda.
Look, we’ll look into it. But right now, we’re looking for something else.
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EDITORIAL - Hong Kong. A Hope, not a Warning.
Irishkaiser - I have recently completed my travels to Hong Kong and the Democracy Movement is alive and well, though years of… Oh bloody hell, I’ll just do this next week. Look, I really would like to but I have trades to complete, dinners to shop and land to inspect.
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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has no trade run due to Leisure Week.
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TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Iron Armor Boots
Iron Armor Pants
Power II Bows
Golden Apples
Diamond Sword
Buttons
Bitch food
Splash IIs
Man, that’s all I got
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TRADE - US MineZ Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
6 Splash IIs
in exchange for
1 Button
AYIAIYIAYIAIYAIYIAYI
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PvP Drill 166th Mass PvP Event - Nuffen Much Still
Let us have our leisure week early.
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DOMESTIC - FOREIGN OFFICE WORK ACCIDENTALLY SHOWN TO HILLGUARDS.
A request for the Foreign Office for the UTC to covertly support a group of players was slipped into Hill Guards last week while journalists were in the room. The journalists were appalled at the people the UTC were going to covertly support after doing a background check.
They were immediately abducted by the Company Gestapo and never seen again.
Some Kaiser Arsenal dumps had been sent their way regardless as the Company had no need of it.
“Appalling, really. But either you sell arms or you don’t.” was the answer given by Shadowhall.
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FINANCE - PLANS TO TURN IDLE LAND INTO AN AIRSOFT FIELD
So I was thinking…
**ORDERS:**
1) TRADE RUN NEXT WEEK.
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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)