^(HEADLINES)
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
FINANCE
ORDERS
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HEADLINES: QUIET WEEK
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - But no news means good news and it means the roads are clear. It’s almost harvesting season.
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EDITORIAL - I actually got nothing.
Irishkaiser - ___
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
1 Iron Sword
2 Iron Axe
in value exchange for
Health Potions
Food Items
Mercenary Services
A test trade run for a new time. Results were promising, however the only problem was that the people in the South are considered butt fuck poor with one guy thinking that rotten flesh counts as food and said “it was the only thing I have”. Coming from a FIRST WORLD clan, the UTC gave him an iron axe out of pity.
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TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Iron Armor Sets
Food
Splash IIs
Golden Apples
Sugar
Iron Axes
Hoes
Iron Axes are nice… But no one really wants to buy them.
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TRADE - MINEZ US TRADE
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Iron Armor Sets
1 Battle Inventory
in value exchange for
2 Buttons
Ey.
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PvP Drill 167th Mass PvP Event - Nuffen Much Still
Let us have our leisure week NOW.
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DOMESTIC - PIWORKS LTD. OFFERS FIRST DEMONSTRATION FROM CONTRACT
S'alright.
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DOMESTIC - CHAIN SETS STILL EXPECTED FROM UNKNOWN [?] TRADING COMPANY
During the last trade run, chain sets were and are still apparently expected from trade caravans, even though the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company phased them out to sell much higher quality iron armor sets.
The return of chain sets would make gathering trade run materials much easier and so will be approved for next trade run. Two chain sets and a mule. How does that sound?
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FINANCE - PROBLEM WITH STEAM REWARDS
Ya’ll can’t use a game unlocked from the Philippines. That’s just… Dumb.
**ORDERS:**
1) LEISURE WEEK NEXT WEEK.
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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)