Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: FREISLAND LOST FOR WHOLE OF LAST SEED
- EDITORIAL “Fuck off, We’re Full.”
- TRADE US TRADE RUN
- TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade
- TRADE US Armor Trade
- DOMESTIC: US5 is now Japan
- ORDERS: *
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^HEADLINES
EDITORIALS
TRADE
DOMESTIC
COMMUNITY
ORDERS
GRIMDALE, F.L. - Premium immigrants moved in. Real estate goes down. Crime rates went up - Freisland: lost.
Irishkaiser - Hey, West buffers - we’re fucking full. Only difference is, we don’t want you here - so fuck off and leave our perfectly balanced region alone.
Last thing I need is to see premium fucks both over there and HERE. Your definition of “make it good” is akin to “have everything within easy travelling distance of over 200 blocks” because your pompous asses are too fat with your legendaries, diamond swords and full iron to move from one place to another.
Isn’t PvE enough for you premium shits to get your gear together? Are you that lazy and cowardly that you have give yourselves opportunity to mess with us here too?
The West is the LAST bastion of nice people in MineZ since you assfucks took the whole South now with that Goddamned town that sells fucking gimmicks for your conceited asses to trade on Al Hasa.
Hey, we don’t mind you, as long as you don’t mind us - in fact we’re quite fine that you contain your playstyle in the East. That is, after all, your culture, a culture of PvP based sense of achievements and highly inflated ego(OK SO MAYBE WE SHARE THE EGO). But guess what, we have like our own culture of roleplaying and playing MineZ as a survival game and we like to keep it like that as well. So fuck off.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
4 Chain Sets
4 Full Iron Swords
2 Power Bows
In value exchange for
22 Health Potions(in value exchange; lots of bartering went on this trade run and not all were health potions.)
The Directory can confirm that the main port cities and recipients of its trade are now constantly harassed by the ETERNAL PREMIUM. The only ones safer are those towns further inland and therefore not much customers. In Huntsgrove, it’s been reported that we’ve been betrayed again no less - by a premium(he was basic, I can confirm because he used a grapple) and he killed King Skimboard, those bastards(but we got his iron armor back). More shame to us that we weren’t watching him and protecting him with our lives.
A brief encounter between us and premium reinforcements were had and we fought them off with our shot, lead and steel. Thanks to our Homeserver friends, a brief KoS on all premiums that slowed them down(which accidentally got one of our own premiums killed because we didn’t clarify which premiums NOT to kill XD) and the whole server watching out for us giving us intel on their positions and locations - we’ve fought the bastards off and retreated further North away from the colored fuckers.
The encounter probes the strength of and organization of Tenland in its defense against the foreigners and found that we are of adequate surveillance and we have enough local population to harass the ETERNAL PREMIUM and their sick kind on broad fronts(so as long as most of them are South, which at the time they were).
The 13th of Last Seed(October) should be remembered as the first time the whole of Tenland was brought to bear against foreign invaders and I am PROUD to have seen it organize and helped us fight against the foreigners. This trial has proven our solidarity which we’ve confirmed that we are a distinct community that is separate from the MineZ Community by virtue of physical, virtual and economic reasons.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
2 Diamond swords
In exchange for
10 Health Potions
Crackajack lol
The directory reports that it delivered about:
1 Iron Armor Set
2 Iron Swords
In exchange for
1 Golden Apple
8 Health Potions
Golden apple word.
You know those Anime skins that you see from time to time? Well, I think I just discovered their homeserver - US5.
I also met a couple of locals there - they were quite nice, albeit less organized.
1) Trade Run Finished. SOP
2) Do not sell anymore diamond swords unless we’ve acquired full 10.
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