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EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
FINANCE
ORDERS
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HEADLINES: MEMELORDS PARTY DISMANTLED BY VERGATH.
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - THE MEMELORDS, MY LORDS HAVE BEEN BROKEN, by a GREEN ORC. HUZZAY.
Vergath in his infinite Buddhist Wisdom confronted the Memes Chat Party by asking them a series of questions in West-Ministry, revealing their own hypocrisy bit by bit through pa series of self-reflective questions as to their own benefit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhFCeM4e10)
The arguments that were originally ignored by the MEMELORDS were put to the forefront. They ironically accepted even though Vergath who was asked his opinion on how it should be, deferred to “the powers that be”, which they later concluded to imply Irishkaiser being the leading member of the Directory.
Literally supported a guy who advocated for Irishkaiser’s ABSOLUTE RULE. This left the old man confused for three days straight.
Karl McMarx was wounded heavily as his entire worldview collapsed around him calling the opposition BOOMERS. He was later found crying after Bernie Sanders lost the Democratic Primary this week.
After speaking, the Green Orc stood up and flew out in a cross-sitting position having achieved enlightenment.
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EDITORIAL - Eventually Flung themselves and their Machines into Interplanetary Space.
Dr.Carolyn Porco - I’d like to begin today with a remarkable story about the inhabitants of a rocky little ocean-covered world in orbit around an ordinary star, one of hundreds of billions of stars in an ordinary galaxy, in a universe filled with a hundred billion galaxies.
This story goes that these beings, with soaring imagination and refusing to accept limitations, developed the languages of mathematics and science, became skilled technologists and eventually, flung themselves and their machines off their planet and into outer space. And they did this merely in response to an innate desire to explore and to learn and to secure their future and to seek the answers to questions that had vexed them and every generation of their ancestors before them.
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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Chain Set
1 Iron Sword
1 Infinity Bow
in value exchange for
Food
Potions
MERCENARY WORK
A trade run where in the end we met another veteran who rejoined the Company. Yadda yadda yadda, same old same old.
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TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Infinity Bows
Diamond Swords
SPLASH II
NINJA SANDALUS
GRAPPLES DES
Buttons
hit or miss, I guess you never grapple, huh?
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PvP Drill 176th Mass PvP Event - Maybe next week
I LEISURE STILL
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DOMESTIC - Two veteran MineZ players regain contact with the Company
Two regimentals made contact with the Company this week, rejoining the community and expressed interests in rejoining their events. They were put up to speed on the game and were introduced to the concept of a “LEISURE WEEK”.
Maybe that would be our leisure week.
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FINANCE - GLOBAL MARKET IS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM STILL DUE TO COVID-19
As the People’s Republic of China and many other countries such as the United States of America become more serious with the COVID-19 issue, people are beginning to shut down factories and supply chains in efforts to contain and quarantine.
With new death tolls spiking in countries such as the US, the aftershocks are becoming worse.
These are interesting times for the virus may have repercussions on the world order itself. Maybe economically re-organizing it. Here’s a silver lining though
**ORDERS:**
1) LEISURE WEEK.
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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)