HEADLINES: ENEMIES OF THE CLAN FINALLY PAY THEIR TAXES
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - The Foreign Office has conducted and secured “taxes” from almost every single entity that was and is hostile to the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company, with the exception of admins, in which case they already pay their own taxes with their free labor.
The agent who went about collecting said taxes from the clan’s enemies then demanded a UTC passport with an official stamp of approval specifically from Company [?] Major Irishkaiser himself, who began sweating profusely but knew he had to honor his end of the bargain because a deal’s a deal.
Swallowing his pride and to maintain the honour of the Clan, especially those who risk themselves for its benefit, Irishkaiser STAMPED the fucker’s passport and gave him full all the protections and rights guaranteed. He later migrated from his Afghanistan of a community to the prosperous Western nation.
The Agent now has an apartment and a job as a pizza delivery guy in Forest. He also changed his name from Ahmed ibn al-Hasa to Arthur al-Hasa in order to blend in with the HUWAYHT people.
WE IRS NOW.
EDITORIAL - Actually I’m kind of busy right now.
Irishkaiser - I’ll add this later maybe.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
3 Iron Swords
1 Iron Chestplate
1 Iron Armor Leggings
2 Iron Armor Chestplate
in value exchange for
12 Health Potions
Some food I forgot to count cause I ate them all
An experimental trade run designed to test a new time for the Company. This trade run also had a very nice pay-off where Company Forces engaged and neutralized a full iron serial killer type bandit who would trick people by being friendly and kill them.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Lots of glowstone today… LOTS OF BLACKS TOO.
PvP Drill 181st Mass PvP Event - I sleep.
Don’t even try taking my leisure week you bubonic butt-blaster.
DOMESTIC - NEW INDUSTRIES INTERN PROVES HIMSELF CREATIVE ENOUGH
New Industries Intern though lacking in experience and skaheelz has proven himself creative enough to improve and solve some problems.
He is given scholarship to the University of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
DOMESTIC - 2ND BATTALION OF THE 1ST REGIMENT REACHES FULL STRENGTH
Actually I just discovered after realizing some people who I thought belonged to the 1st Battalion were actually 2nd Battalion because they historically were.
The 1st Battalion of the Westerlands Regiment carries the combined traditions of the 222nd South Aspermont and the 131st North Aspermont(Imperial Regiment).
The 2nd Battalion continues the traditions of the 95th East Yawpton Regiment and the 55th Whitehaven.
The economic amalgamation was due to the fact that the Directory and in particular, the Regimental Captain of the 222nd did not wish that their sister regiments whom they shared so much history would have their colours laid up and deeds forgotten.
FINANCE - INTERNAL CHINESE DOCUMENTS SUGGESTS SECOND WAVE HITTING CHINA
Internal Documents from the People’s Republic of China suggests that a second have of the COVID-19 epidemic has begun, thus putting the China Market under incredible suspicion.
Or it could be they’re importing billions of masks and medical equipment to resell. Who knows… Or maybe closing down schools and other public events may be for some other reason completely unrelated.
But this is the Chinese Communist Party we’re talking about here. You can only trusts their interests.
1) TRADE RUN NEXT WEEK
THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH