HEADLINES: LARGEST JUNE REFORMS PARTY - 2020

ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - June Reforms 2020 alighted a Post-Origins Aspermont, the the Capital City of the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company with multiple guests and dignitaries who participated for the first time, ranging from old famous players, Imperial Citizens and former enemies of the STATE.

The pomp and splendor was also witnessed by current “strategic partners” of the clan. Players and groups who share the clan’s interests in the community for the moment.

Starting with a parade to the tune of the 1st Regiment’s Quick March - all the Blue Bonnets are Over the Border, the Company opened the ceremony with the famous June Reforms proclamation. The party began with the traditional June Reforms tune: Lilliburlero. Other music followed soonafter, more than half of them from Studio Ghibli films which provided an air of wonder, fantasy and nostalgia.

Ironically, two people whose names were mentioned in the June Reforms Proclamation as part of the batch of individuals who were “kicked” from the Company appeared in honoured roles such as the Guard of Honor and Party Guide. Their appearance, alongside with former ENEMIES of the STATE, reflect the shift in Clan politics of cooperation and forgiveness in mutually beneficial “win-win” policies. No friends, no enemies, just interests.

The traditional cake party and giveaway followed and after which, the whole party marched out to the tune of Auld Lang Syne.

It must also be mentioned and be publicly shamed that one Regimental of the 1st Westerlands was so undisciplined in his conduct that it was suspected he attempted to use the Company as his personal army.

The situation was the Regimental wanted to do a last minute gear up so he could explore on his main just before the party. Using gunpowder to get sufficient splashes just an hour before, the buffle-brained bastard decided it would be fine to gather the potions on Public when he had PvE access. He caught the eyes of three bandits of which two of them were premium, forcing the Guard of Honor to be deployed in combat and potentially revealing its strength, equipment and numbers to major hostiles.

The whole incident forced the Company to switch servers with the Regimental getting a stern scolding for endangering Company elements and the party by forcing the hand of the Company’s battlegroup pre-maturely. The shit for brains was also nearly beaten to death with a diamond sword as justice demands.

His Regimental Captain suspects the idiot just wanted to use the Company as his personal army, after the Lost Woods 2020 action that earned the unit a mysterious reputation defeating what others considered to be the “current best PvP group” in the game.

The party was enjoyed by all, except an old man who grumbled about all these “foreign premiums and admins we fought so hard to keep them out of the game, now we’re partying with em! This was what I fought for all them years? Yeehaw.”

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EDITORIAL - The Hilarious Series of Events that Nobody Noticed.　　

Irishkaiser - Now I’ve promised I won’t be truly specific because I resolved that I want to wait how long till Americans figure it out. Recent events I have investigated and researched have led me to conclude that Americans have missed the point completely, preferring to rely on their emotions rather than their logic.

A certain action was claimed to have caused an incident, but I don’t think it would have been enough since the action is in use worldwide by other police. An example here where Israeli authorities subdue a healthy individual in a FAR MORE LONGER, BRUTAL AND ACTIVE MANNER THAN SOME GUY WHO JUST LAID THERE AND DIED.

It’s not just an American thing as demonstrated here in Turkey on the 1st of May 2020.

The actions are not as lethal as people think and makes me wonder why the fuck do these idiots think this isn’t deployed all around the world by police forces. People do not die from that specific technique alone.

There were other forces at work, which are now being conveniently put under the rug in the interests of political agenda. Ignorant fanatics and zealots who throw reason out the window and let their blind hatred take over, swallowing out of context videos and propaganda all to feel that they’re part of the “good guys”.

After reviewing the initial report, most probably unbiased report as there is no connection between some guy doing his work that day with no idea how big it would blow up(and also paid by taxpayer money) and the involved, the initial conclusion pointed out to certain other factors.

Those factors I will not mention, not because they’re fake, but because it is one of those things that have been going on for years that I have read and noticed but no one else seems to have realized and I personally want to see how long it takes for Americans to find out. There is an on-going pandemic in America, long before the coronavirus. Its origin is also China… Well, its supply chain starts in China.

All I have to say is, right now… The Chinese are playing Huawei 5G Chess and the Americans are tearing themselves in the process, thus politically forcing the US to geopolitically lose the moral highground advantage in the tumultuous global landscape. What’s more, five guys got caught up in it and nobody is the wiser. Jesus, you cannot lose is what the MSS are telling themselves right now about this.

Holy shit. And the best part? It was all probably unplanned.

But it also serves as a reminder. The world order is not yet set. China’s rise was blunted by its mishandling of the coronavirus and its noob skills in diplomacy, but it has regained some footing thanks to the events in the US. Just like before World War 2, alliances and other such camps are not yet set, nor are they certain.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Run

The Directory proudly announces that it has cancelled Trade Run due June Reforms Party

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TRADE - Common Market Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.

Chain Sets

Extra Iron Armor Sets

Drink Potions

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PvP Drill 185th Mass PvP Event - Party Combat

Come on, you guys can do better.

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DOMESTIC - 2018-2020 History Finally Revealed? The Great Shadow War

With the release of the AWARD-WINNING book Four Fathers by Irishkaiser, the Foreign Office censored the years for the sake of security, but after the release of the book Four Fathers, it detailed one regiment’s participation and actions during those years wherein the Company, via the Foreign Office, resolved to “win” MineZ via methods unknown and subterfuge.

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DOMESTIC - OLD MAN RELEASE BOOK

Would not stop pestering or bothering everyone about it. Claims he’s the next JK Rowling. Also claims that your parents are gay because he retconned your family story.

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FINANCE - WORLD BACK TO STAGNATING

My God, can’t for once you fuckers STOP FUCKING WITH YOURSELVES. HOLY SHIT, WE’VE GOT MONEY TO MAKE HERE.

**ORDERS:**

1) GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK. GO GO GO.

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^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)