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    HEADLINES: JPAT20 AND UD20 MEET DIRECTORY APPROVED FOR MASS USE.

    ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - The Directory approved the use of newer field uniforms for adoption after much testing by select units. The new patterns officially dubbed as the Urban Drab c.2020(UD-20) and the Jungle Pattern c.2020(JPAT-20) are an upgrade of camouflage patterns based on what really works in the field. The differences and color palettes were built upon by the institutional knowledge and experience of the clan in camouflage and practicality.

    The old UD17 however is kept - as it is considered quite practical for temperate spruce woodland environments - serving well for the TREEHUGGING recon hippies of the Company. Instead, it is simply redesignated as WOODPAT-17, giving it a more proper term for its actual use in the field.

    Another camouflage is also currently still in the works for use on snow and arctic environments. It has been experimentally dubbed as the Arctic Pattern(APAT), but has not yet met standards and approval of Company Members in the Field.

    The designers of the camouflage have tested and worked out the designs, saying that these patterns will serve Company Members and or Regimentals well depending on their deployment and areas of operation and has even assured on better adaptability.

    You want new uniform comrade? You just go ask. No problem, I cut for you real good.

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    EDITORIAL - Behind the Sinonet, the story of Huan Yanling.  

    Irishkaiser - I have mentioned and talked about reading Chinese internal documents, mentioning it before, but I never post them because most of the time they’re in Chinese and most of the time… They’re fucking boring. Like how do you know Chinese death tolls are higher than what’s reported? Look for the other sets of data… Like maybe buying thousands of urns?

    Now so I can go get back to jerking off, I’ll make this quick. Huan Yanling is a Virologist working at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Behind the Great Firewall, she is rumored to be Patient Zero.

    Her story went into something like, she got infected with the deadly new virus while on the job, as her profession requires her to be exposed to such dangers. She and her team then tried to warn Beijing, who promptly shut them down because of the Trade War and Hong Kong Protests. If word got out of this fuck up, then it would just be more ammunition by the media to use against them and Beijing wouldn’t want them.

    During this time all the way since July-August 2019, I remember the Wuhan Institute of Virology issuing a call up for researchers to specifically study bat based coronaviruses. Not joking.

    Unfortunately, this is waay late as the CCP fucking SCRUBBED most information

    So much has actually been scrubbed. These articles for example…

    http://www.whiov.cas.cn/105341/201911/t20191118_5438006.html

    http://www.whiov.cas.cn/105341/201912/t20191224_5471634.html

    But Huan Yanling is a real member of the Wuhan Institute of Virology. The scary part is this, she seemed to have been scrubbed from her team and basically treated as an unperson. Her other team members are still there(I would show if the page wasn’t recently scrubbed as well),

    Nobody has been able to contact Huan Yanling at all and suspiciously, her team members are all strangely quiet and non-cooperative about the subject matter, like they’re deliberately hard to reach and also hard to get answers from.

    This has made rounds on the Sinonet, here is a blog and here is a forum of Chinese speakers

    Discussing the fate of Huan Yanling. This to me, is the most believable story so far about the origins of the Coronavirus, fully exacerbated by the CCP’s denial and refusal to show Huan Yanling, despite them claiming she’s “busy” working hard to fight against the pandemic.

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    TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission

    The Directory reports it has cancelled the Trade Mission for Leisure Week

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    TRADE - EA MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    Spookyfest 2018 Pumpkin

    Spooky Slayer

    Spooky Shooter

    in exchange for

    1 Heal Bow

    Boy, we’ve been trading more with the Japanese nowadays. HONORARY.

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    TRADE - Common Market Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.

    Not much

    What do you expect we do on leisure week? Work? Fuck no.

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    PvP Drill 189th Mass PvP Event - Nuffen

    It’s Leisure Week and the Lord said to Rest.

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    DOMESTIC - MERCHANDISE IDEA REBOOTED

    Irishkaiser rebooted the idea of producing and sending merchandise abroad initially basing it on a small beret with cap patches. Currently, it is undergoing multiple design and colors choices.

    The original idea of using UTC merchandise was rendered economically unfeasible because expensive manufacturing and space it took up in cargos was considered extremely wasteful and expensive, especially when weight had to be accounted for.

    In contrast, berets alongside cap patches are so lightweight, it’d be like repacking ammunition in plastic bags.

    Company Members would receive them freely, others are expected to pay in full price, with Company Citizens will only pay half price upon release.

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    DOMESTIC - COMPANY STOCKS UP ON FIREWORKS

    Well now here’s something to look forward to.

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    DOMESTIC - INCREASED INTERACTION WITH THE JAPANESE? FORMAL APPROACH.

    First we must be fluent in Nihongo.

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    FINANCE - CLAN BANK MAKES GAINS IN SPITE OF GLOBAL RECESSION

    Good news is, we made a profit this week. Bad news is, well it’s only for this week.

    **ORDERS:**

    1) Trade Mission in Pravus Next Week

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    THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH