Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
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HEADLINES: LORD KING CEO POOBAH GREYWOLF STOPS CIVIL WAR. EVERYONE BEGINS SUCKING HIS HUGE COCK.
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company almost burst into Civil War last week with irresolvable differences in Buffalo-Wings last week between TRAD UTC and nuTC. But out of nowhere, from the Eternal Groves of Idaho, emerged GreyWolf64, rising from the huweatfields in Christ-like glory. Carrying with him a copy of Mein Kampf and Gold in the Furnace, his mere God-like presence silenced all fighting with his booming voice.
A few dared to challenge his impudence, but they were quickly zapped into dust thanks to the power of Ironpill, brah. All Company Members immediately bowed and revered him, overcome with humility by his mere presence.
Irishkaiser himself said: “Praise Daddy GreyWolf, the BRINGER OF PEACE. :100::100::eggplant::weary::100::eggplant:”
The innocent and the guilty need only look into his ICE-BLUE ARYAN EYES and they immediately cried, seeing that they were all wrong and that yes we should bury the hatchet or some gay shit like that and work together.
According to GreyWolf, the witness himself, this is exactly how it played out and how it happened.
THIS POST WAS BROUGHT TO YOU AND PAID FOR BY THE GANGWOLF64
EDITORIAL - Opportunity Among Dangers
Irishkaiser - This recent month I have discovered that in spite of the dangers and the uncertainty, there is always opportunity. That no matter how bad things get, now matter how uncertain the future, fortune favors the bold and those who take the tremendous leap of faith required to make their dreams a reality, for where is reward without risk?
It is not just belief of an idea, but the belief that forces are converging on an idea to make it possible - to give it lift, to give it life. To capitalize on this, one must know that it would take time and effort to accomplish and that one should direct their energy to this goal.
We can never predict where we would be. 30 years, 10 years, a month from now, tomorrow - but we can feel where we would be and that is enough.
All I must leave you is a Still More Glorious Dawn Awaits
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The Directory reports it has delivered
5 Iron Armor Sets
1 Iron Axe
1 Diamond Axe
in value exchange for
Very Basic Trade Mission, unfortunately Irishkaiser could not join because le power went out. However, aside from a Company Citizen wanting to send Irishkaiser some TOP SECRET INFO or some shit like that, it seemed very basic.
Other than meeting 4 returning MineZ players or some shit. Unfortunately, we failed to ACQUIRE THEM AS COLONIALS. But hey, Shrauger tried.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 FF4’s for a set of iron, 2 sugars and 3 nades from a NA guy
in exchange for
1 Iron Armor Set
Bootleg Foreign Office Agent.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Iron Armor Sets
Huh, guess iron armor sets are in high demand right now.
PvP Drill 189th Mass PvP Event - No Money, No Honey
This PvE Line, huh?
DOMESTIC - BERETS AND PATCHES READY. SHIPPING OUT SOON
The berets and patches are ready to be shipped out soon. Also, I discovered that the fabric I’m using is Italian, so I can technically charge top dollar for this shit since I specifically chose good quality.
FINANCE - CLAN BANK FUNDS MAJOR PROJECT - TO BE REVEALED IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
FINANCE - BLUE DOT NETWORK(BDN) - ALTERNATIVE TO BRI?
The Blue Dot Network, originally announced on the 9th of November, 2019 at the 35th ASEAN Summit has sparked the interests of the Clan Bank as an alternative multi-stake initiative to the Belt and Road Initiative as it’s beginning to take traction and capturing the imagination of the Exchequer.
Though it is obviously a counter-balance, the options have no increased. This economic alliance of Australian, American and Japanese democracies have yet to actually gain member nations participating.
The Clan Bank finds that since American and trade with the “Free World” in general is generally convenient than the up and coming Sinosphere, it would maybe look forward to the project. However, the Bank takes great care to know that the United States may also use the Blue Dot Network in the same vein as China. Still, healthy competition only benefits the consumers. Ah, the free market fixed it.
1) Trade Mission in Portsmouth Next Week.
2) Get more COLONIALS.
^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY’S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)