HEADLINES: HIGH RANKING COMPANY MEMBER FOUND TO HAVE written UTC FANFICTION
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - A discussion and debate in Hillguards about Directory's roles later uncovered a high ranking UTC member had written FAN FICTION about the clan. As in, his ideas and beliefs about how the clan is run was completely off. It was never resolved if he shared this belief with anyone or explained how the UTC works to others, but we took comfort in the fact that we don't really care what others think and so the chances of him telling inaccuracies were very slim.
Shocking other Company Members from both the Trad UTC and the nuTC, the two groups, also at odds with how the UTC should approach culturally were united in the remembrance about a core fundamental clan value: Muh Rights.
What followed was a short lesson with examples given by both sides about what helps make the clan special and effectively functioning throughout the years... Especially that time a Regimental sued the Clan and actually won the case and the UTC was forced to give the person compensation for the wrongs inflicted on him.
The core fundamental clan value was and is always freedom. The freedom to choose and be free from unlawful coercion. You may have superiors, but they cannot unlawfully compel you to do anything. This is the foundation around our encouragement to play as ANY PLAYSTYLE YOU CHOOSE. Bandit, healer, PvPer, merchant, dungeoneer, survivor, anything.
Freedom to complain, freedom of speech. etc. etc.
It's why we're still functioning even though we contain people who dislike each other or even like each other in spite of differences of beliefs. A clan with die-hard progressives and Nazis all together under one roof - reigned over by Lord AnCap of course.
There was also some forgivable tidbits for example, like to us, the term UTC only applies to Company Members and above and that Regimentals aren't technically considered UTC however we forgive its use as an "umbrella" term to refer to being associated with the group
And for the last fucking time, OneZedArmy is NOT UTC.
The fact that this has gone on for so long, and in the higher echelons of the Clan prompted Irishkaiser to maybe start an educational course on how the UTC is as a clan with muh rights and shit and how every individual is guaranteed and protected under these rules.
Then later, Irishkaiser exercised his freedom of laziness and decided to take a nap on his front porch after watching some hentai.
EDITORIAL - Schadenfreude - the coward's way
Irishkaiser - Most people think that when they bring me bad news about people I dislike or my enemies.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The Directory reports it has delivered
2 Iron Armor Sets/Iron Swords(happy meal)
*1 Axis Book
in exchange for
15 Snowballs, baby
The Trade Mission centered around the Romero-Carmi area was finally finding regular customers. The Colonials gained last mission were present this time and the troops began to sell out on average within 25-30 minutes.
During the Trade Mission, one player was overheard saying how he did not understand why the Company was always being persecuted when it was the only stable clan that is a force for good in the game.
Local Old Man later secretly furiously masturbated to this comment. He is now jailed in Carmi for public indecency because it's not under the Realms of the Company's Empire.
The troops later laughed, told him later and went out for beers after the Trade Mission was over.
TRADE - EU MineZ Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
in exchange for
2 Lingering IIs
3 Drink IIs
Meanwhile, in the FULDA GAP.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Iron Armor Sets
Some guy also wanted like a Diamond Axe or Iron Axe and shit.
PvP Drill 189th Mass PvP Event - No Money, No Honey
This PvE Line, huh?
DOMESTIC - FIRST TRADE MISSION COLONIAL GRANTED VISA TO JOIN MAIN UTC COMMUNITY
A Trade Mission Colonial opted to join the Company's full discord and applied for a visa the other day and received it on the same day. Irishkaiser's specific instructions was to "look cool, mysterious and intelligent, guys.".
Unfortunately, shitposting was the response as boonut and boyevaya began to... Be themselves. So much for first impressions, I guess. Goojab, debil donuts.
But das is gut. Trade Mission Colonials wanting to join main UTC Discord means the system is working as intended. Keep it up, Debil Donuts.
FINANCE - BEAR MARKET PERSISTENT - WE FUCKED.
As global economies all release reports of contraction. The Clan Bank has found itself once again on a rut. But rest assured, Citoyens - the Clan Bank has found a solution come September. Come find me for my TED talk.
1) Trade Mission Next Week
2) GET MORE COLONIALS.
^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY'S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)