Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
HEADLINES: UTC RECLAIMS RIGHTFUL CLAY
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company was approached by separatists from REBEL COUNTRIES and submitted to REUNIFICATION of GLORIOUS UTC CLAY. The Company has rightfully regained ownership after it was offered to Irishkaiser.
Throngs of civilians from both sides of the fence cheered the BLUMENKRIEG as they’re all finally one people, one soil and ONE REICH again. Borders were dismantled and opposing sides occupied each other’s barracks at the same time cause something something Anschluss. Ja, baby let’s do this.
“It is good that we finally have Serbian soil. Tupac is alive in Serbia.” says Irishkaiser
“Life is pain” said the prodigal son returning to the UTC fold.
The Company magnanimously granted the SEPARATIST his property rights and allowed him to autonomously run the CLAY because muh rights and shit, so as long as he recognized the superiority of the UTC forever after.
Behold the Thalmor.
EDITORIAL - What is up with the Westerners?
Irishkaiser - I am recently concerned with the increased irritability, tension and overall dissatisfaction with most Westerners concerning their general life that affects their interactions with me not just online but offline as well(FUCK YOU, MERKEL/SOMMARUGA/VAN DER BELLEN. WHY THE HELL ARE THERE GERMANS/GERMAN SPEAKING SWISS/AUSTRIANS IN THAT RESTAURANT I WAS IN MONTHS AGO. WHERE QUARANTINE DAMN IT). This has led me into conversation with those who seem to be affected by it and or those who don’t feel affected by it. Though they agree with the sentiment that yes indeed those people exist and are more prevalent now than before, they also came to a similar conclusion: “You’re just probably in the wrong group of people, bro.”
The Western world is vast and is composed of many distinct peoples, cultures and beliefs, but recently my interactions with them have been stupid, petty and almost suicidal in logic. I have recently developed not only contempt but an increasing lack of respect for their opinions and intellect, regarding them as mere short-sighted children and that it would be better to treat them as such in order to gain not only their cooperation but also their mutual respect.
Almost any intellectual discussion and or debate is met with a sort of emotional fanaticism you would have found amongst Islamic extremists or hardline Soviet tankies. Political labeling has become such a mainstream trend now with people identifying themselves on some multi colored compass as if it was their star sign. I am baffled at what I thought was ironic humor actually turning out to be real and they would crucify you if you don’t follow their orthodoxy. It is baffling especially when they were once for years democratic in outlook, believed in inalienable rights, rule of law and individual freedom, suddenly start advocating for more authoritarian measures to “correct” society.
But then there are lots of good people I’ve met too. Though while by pure numbers, the overwhelming amount of stupid people I’ve encountered were huwite, there are also many of those who I consider to be savvy, equal or even superior in terms of outlook, skills and integrity. These people I interviewed since they grew up and continue to live among the knee-grows.
“My circle of friends,” most of them would say, “do not have such problems or issues frequently or at least frequently enough to notice. Any disagreements we have are civil and if they cannot be reconciled, we live and let live. We’d rather cultivate our own gardens than worry about others'. The atmosphere is more tense, but I think it’s just the media that gives us a bad image. My life is not a constant cycle of social or political agony. I have other things to worry about.”
However, one guy said it best: “Dude, you’re dealing with people from the Shotbow community. You should know by now they’re literally bottom of the barrel when it comes to examples of human beings. Their very best is considered ‘normal’ at best.”
I had no argument.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The Directory reports it has cancelled Trade Mission for leisure week. Let Irishkaiser sleep.
TRADE - NA MineZ Trade
The Directory reports it has delivered
1 Therum’s Strength
in exchange for
Do you know in parts of my country you can get a Therum’s Strength for the price of one cake?
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
PvP Drill 189th Mass PvP Event - No Money, No Honey
This PvE Line, huh?
DOMESTIC - RAFFLE SWEEPS THE NATION
A Company-Wide Raffle sweeps the nation as real world prizes are at stake. All Company(Imperial) Citizens are eligible for participation. If you’re a Company Citizen, you have the chance to win real world prizes - the entry is free.
The only “catch” is, you consent to giving a postal address or PO Box to receive the prizes.
DOMESTIC - AMERIGANS RECEIVE FIRST BATCH FROM ANCAP JOE
Company Members finally received their Berets after a long way due to AnCap Joe seeing the value of private services. All he had to do was pay 12 bucks for each breath of air.
Now, Lumbre… Listen to me. I have a proposition to make… But let us not speak here.
FINANCE - *100 DOLLARS PLEASE
1) TRADE MISSION NEXT WEEK
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