HEADLINES: WRITERS AND OTHERS WANTED. EMPIRE SPECIAL EDITION
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - Another special edition of the Empire Magazine is being planned. The Empire puts out a call to arms for people to write interesting shit down and share them.
This offers a chance to showcase their personal expertise or ability to share with the world anything they wish. So pick that pen up, show em what you got.
The Onion Forever, hurrah boys hurrah. Down with the Premyums, and up with rule of law. We will rally round these fags, boys. we'll rally once again. Shitposting battle cries of freedumbs.
Come join the regular band, me boys, beneath the flag of blue, who fought to assert your rights as freemen.
EDITORIAL - Choosing Ignorance?
Irishkaiser - The cycle of anti-media backlash but still relying on them is more apparent than ever. People nowadays claim that news and social media have gotten so bad but still rely on it for information, which in turn leads to them wondering why in the fuck "other" stupid people so easily fall into such a trap. Many have decided to choose self curating news sources. I read this news, I read that news, because they're far more reliable forgetting that they're made up of people and with all the flaws and biases humanity has to offer and then run into a shitty article or news run that they immediately disregard it at all.
What in the fuck kind of abusive relationship is that?
I have before explained an alternative method in how to filter and analyze information in a previous Empire article, but it seems people forget so here we go again.
Instead of disregarding news you deem SUCKS which is obvious sometimes because some news articles are just objectively bad, why not do the opposite and be TOLERANT and OPEN-MINDED and READ THE SAME TOPIC with all different or opposing views in mind. It's what I do. That's right. That's the solution. The key is to take into account all these biases. Some of you fall for the branding trap and take words like "National" or "Financial" or "AMERICA" part as serious authorities. They're private companies and even if they weren't, just remember... They're still ran and written for by people... HUMAN BEINGS who have FLAWS and BIASES.
Once you read from left leaning, right leaning, Ted Kaczynski you can get a general idea and form your own opinions and not just get swept up in some George Floyd bullshit. A lot of information must be gathered however. The mere thought being you can find wisdom anywhere.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The proudly Directory reports that an unofficial Trade Mission delivered
7 Iron Armor Sets
3 Iron Swords
1 Diamond Axe
in exchange for
Some healkits nobody cares about
A long Trade Run wherein the Company finally addressed certain shortcomings, particularly how most of its members do not know how to talk to others in-game. No, that wasn't starting a conversation, that was making a COPYPASTA. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
In other words, paul premyum still a premyum as they started niggering in front of the Company calling each other scammers and shit. We decided to take their conversation out of context and tell everyone how shitty they are for propaganda or some shit.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following goods circulated.
Sometimes it's just nice to sit at a beach, you know what I'm saying? What do I know, I'm just an island man.
TRADE - EU MineZ Trade
in exchange for
1 Iron Armor Set
1 Diamond Sword
**1 Power II Punch I Bow
2 Gourdling Masks
Was it mein kleines edelweiss? Please...
PvP Drill 190th Mass PvP Event - Finarry
A short PvP training and refresher because there was an escort mission.
DOMESTIC - Manners School Established
After it was found out we're a clan full of socially awkward autists it's decided a manner's school seems appropriate. Ya'll are good cashiers, at least. Sticking to business.
FINANCE - CREDIT CARD PURCHASE OPTION TO BE AVAILABLE PROJECTED IN NOVEMBER
Ah, red tape. Looks like the merch shop at unkc.company.site is gonna take a bit, leather laddies.
FINANCE - RED TAPE HOLDING PITH HELMETS
1) LEISURE WEEK NEXT WEEK
^(THE [?] EMPIRE,THE COMPANY'S OFFICIAL NEWS SOURCE AND PROPAGANDA TOOL. AW YEAH)
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