- HEADLINES: THE RIVER OFFENSIVE
- EDITORIAL Rethinking who our Friends are"
- TRADE US TRADE RUN
- TRADE US Gear Trade
- DOMESTIC: WAR ECONOMY
- DOMESTIC: Niggas signing up.
- ORDERS: *
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AURORA, I.L. - Over 12,000 Royal Army troops engaged over 9000 Byzantine defenders and reinforcements at the start of their offensive, taking the mountain after a bloody battle involving heavy casualties on both sides as both sides were new to mountain fighting. A combined casualties of over 17,000 killed or wounded making it the bloodiest engagement in the battle, bringing the total death count to 35,000 since the start of the war. No significant ground has still been given as the Armies of the 1st Aurora, 222nd South-Aspermont and 4th Septus smashed the Byzantine positions and re-captured their mountain position lost weeks before.
The offensive will continue but is sobered by the unimaginable losses sustained whilst assaulting one mountain position at the cost of 10,000 killed or wounded.
Also, the Joe Silvers regained their battle honors and are being transferred to the rear because apparently, they got Butthurtadminitis or something.
Irishkaiser - These past two weeks I’ve had conversations with a couple of people who were assumed to be Eternal Premium and in an ironic twist, it turns out they have the same views as we do. They KNOW there is an unchecked monopoly of influence in MineZ, however, they’re simply caught up in the whole system and since they’re used to it, they can’t do anything about it because they’ve already found their place in the system; once you find your place in the system, it’s hard to get out. One of them, named SwaggingSheep even commented: Yeah, I KNOW, PITI GIVES GIRLS SHIT… in a stunning manner of which as if this was the first time he was freely allowed to say it.
And let us not forget our new acquaintances with the clan of Dynasty who turn out to recognize the same problem as us in MineZ but acting smarter than us - they lay low, just keep to themselves and have fun. In plagiarizing JFK, I can only say this…
So let us begin anew –remembering on both sides that civility is not a sign of weakness, and sincerity is always subject to proof. Let us never converse out of fear. But let us never fear to converse.
Let both sides explore what problems unite us instead of belaboring those problems which divide us.
Let both sides seek to experience the wonders of MineZ instead of its errors. Together let us explore the dungeons, conquer the gangs, eradicate elitism, support the downtrodden and encourage fair play and sportsmanship.
In your hands, my fellow company members, more than mine, will rest the final success or failure of our course. Since this clan was founded, each generation of players has been summoned to give testimony to its righteous loyalty. The memory of veteran players who answered the call to service surround the map.
Now the trumpet summons us again–not as a call to bear arms, though arms we need–not as a call to battle, though embattled we are– but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, “rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation”–a struggle against the common enemies of players: elitism, favoritism, celebrity worship and the Eternal Premium.
And so, my fellow members: ask not what your clan can do for you–ask what you can do for your clan.
Finally, let us not declare Dynasty as enemies, though foreign to us they are - but let us declare them as friends and rivals of spirit. They are just as much like you than we may think. Some of us just respond to these problems differently.
Trade Run Cancelled due to lack of guards and switching to the War Economy
The directory reports that it delivered about:
1 Diamond Sword
Iron Armor Repairs
In exchange for
15 Health Potions
In the following weeks until Final Victory or Sued Peace, the Company will mobilize everything it has for the war effort.
Regulars and Premiums alike are all in it for the CAUSE.
1) Set up Logistics for the Front Lines
2) Acquire Army out of Thin Air
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