HEADLINES: PREMIUMS LEAVING WEST A LIE?
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - FELD SCOUTS AND OTHER INFORMATION NETWORKS OF LE COMPAGNIE REJECT THE NOTION THAT PREMIUMS ARE LEAVING WEST.
Aw, shit. :DDDD
And no you fucking idiots, seeing groups of two is still a bad thing. It means they're still there. They're not leaving. They're probably getting their brothers and sisters West and next thing you know, we have Mohammed and Jamsheed bringing their terrorist famili- er, clans- with them.
However, UTC definition does not include the "Midlands" as West and people also heavily referred to that as well with the cause of confusions. DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE STILL TOO CLOSE.
EDITORIAL - The nu-Peoples.
Irishkaiser - I did not understand OneZedArmy's exaggerated feelings of dread when he says he sees the degenerate nu-populations as consistently assaulting society, until I realized it two days ago when I was on a certain mission on MineZ.
On this mission, I had to sift through a whole lot of information for le Compagnie and the information I found was absolutely shocking. The amount of "nu-Peoples" composed the clear majority of the English-speaking Shotbow world. The only ones who seemed "normal" were the Japanese, but that's because they're Japanese and have a more conservative outlook and society.
Time and time again, I see a bunch of punk ass bitches with their pronouns on their pages and some stupid ass blacklivesmatter card... And the amount of stupid ass shit you see there. This went on and on and on in a pattern that I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
There were diamonds in the rough though. Thankfully, the ones who were pro-UTC in the past turned out breddy conventionally good like mergimmio. I mean, look at that guy... Then look at the next guy...
But then the rest he was surrounded by a lot of people who are LIKE THIS.
"But Irish," you may be thinking "Aren't you supposed to be the tolerant freedumb maestro who'd prefer nobody telling anyone how to live their lives?"
Well, yes, but I realize this societal balance is needed. Conventional or traditional types of people are the bedrock of a free society. They pay the most burden so you can breath free. The "cis men", eagerly driven, broke their backs to build the tracks and everything you have. Think of it like a social service, if there's enough people willing to shoulder the costs, it can be sustainable. However, if there are more people taking away from the social service than there are paying into it - welp, your service is fucked.
In terms of societal outlook, a conventional or traditionally minded people are concerned with the people-group and therefore would be willing to go through the bullshit imposed both economic and politically for the good of the people-group.
It probably explains why there are premium migrants to the UTC Community in 2020, because while I was sifting through all of this information, I interviewed some premiums, many of whom many were our former enemies now residing in our country or some shit. Ironic.
One of them stated that he had a fight with his friends because he accidentally called a person the "wrong pronoun" and he was shouted and put down. Un-fucking-believable.
To a UTC person, with muh freedumbs of speech, that seems rather abhorrent. All that for the wrong pronoun? Dear, oh dear. Ah, c'est la vie. Das ist der Zauberberg.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The proudly Directory reports that it has delivered
8 Iron Sets
3 Power II Bows
4 Smite Swords
2 Diamond Axes
2 Splash IIs
in exchange for
1 Trade Mission Colonial
A pretty standard and normal Mission with the exception of one guy who wanted to try out his chatting up skills, which later turned out to not count because the people he reported talking to were people he actually already knew and had good relationships with, so his seduction was considered invalid.
This Trade Mission however was used by Irishkaiser to prove a point since no one believed him... And whoo boy, it was glorious... Not so smart are ya'll now, huh. Wouldn't believe me the first time, huh... Take that. Dasroyt. Dasroyt. Daswatuget.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
I don't want this chain. Do you?
PvP Drill 193rd Mass PvP Event - Das ist der Zauberberg
DOMESTIC - MEMBERSHIP BLOCKED BY SEX SCANDAL
Local Old Weirdo wants to make naive, innocent regimental do weird bovine things. Regimental refused and reported to police, arresting the old weirdo.
Now at an impasse, the regimental says other than mooing, he decides he's going to get another Company Vote than the Old Man's.
DOMESTIC - FIRST UTC MERCHANDISE ACTUALLY IN PRODUCTION
The rest of the merchandise deliberately did not allude to MineZ or anything in it for generalization reasons and copyright and all that. But this one will. The 2016 Campaign Dress will be set up for sale soon as I finalize all this shit.
FINANCE - AMAZING CLOTHES CAN BE YOURS
Did you know it takes hundreds to thousands of dollars to make bespoke dress? How about for 179USD? For the price of less than an Emerald, you can get your very own dream clothes you filthy fucking premium. Please respond.
FINANCE - PITH HELMETS ARRIVED
FINANCE - UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION & IMMEDIATE CONFUSION DRIVE STOCKS UP
But not for the reasons you expect. You see... The United States is divided, heavily... And let's just say... People realize that as long as you argue in US Congress & US Senate and all that jazz, the rest of us are going to get away with whatever we're doing. So cash in while you can before those government asshats make their first piece of legislation in 5 years.
wtf, I love americans nao.
1) LEISURE WEEK NEXT WEEK.