HEADLINES: DEADLOCK BROKEN. SOME GUY CALLED ROLF VOTES IN FAVOR

ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - A Company Membership Vote, deadlocked by Irishkaiser for wanting to have the fucker moo like a cow for him - the sick sick bastard - was finally broken by some Macedonian farmer boy.

It took like two weeks for his vote to be concluded because it took to telling him "You know, you could just ask another Company Member to vote for you or something" to which the Member Candidate was like "Huh? Oh. Yeah."

The funny thing was that it took an extra day or so when Rolf, the Macedonian Farmer boy posted his "vote" at the wrong chat lel

It took those niggers forever to figure out why he still hasn't gotten his membership even after getting 3 positive votes. When the idiots finally figured it out, we immediately set up the new Company Member's room outside the building due to budget cuts.

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EDITORIAL - For What Values are We Willing to Suffer Defeat?　　

Irishkaiser - All too often, most of the times we always question "What are we willing to sacrifice for victory?", to the point where everything becomes an expendable asset to be thrown at your opponent. Many of us forget another equally important question: "For what values are we willing to suffer defeat?"

Actually, I'm stumped with writing this part. Too busy with BUSINESS. Just watch this guy instead.

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TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission

The proudly Directory reports that it has cancelled Trade Mission for Leisure Week

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TRADE - Common Market Trade

The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

Bandages

Iron Armor Pieces

Golden Apples

Chain Pieces

Food

A FUCKER THREW AWAY A BAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT WORKED. KEK.

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PvP Drill 194th Mass PvP Event - CROWMURE RECONNAISSANCE

Learning more and more about the meta in order to come up with a modernized manual. Lots of things to keep us modernized. An interesting thing was later reported to be practiced by certain premiums, but not the rest.

Further study did prove there was a difference between the two, however it is minimal. Still, the tiniest difference can win or lose.

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DOMESTIC - FIELD MANUAL MODERNIZED PROJECT FURTHER DELAYED DUE TO MORE UPDATES

How can I even compete?

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DOMESTIC - RETURNING CITIZEN DISCOVERED

HOW CAN HE EVEN COMPETE?

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DOMESTIC - MUHREEN GETS HIS GOLDEN ANCHOR EMBLEMS

An Unknown Trade Muhreen was sent Golden Anchor Emblems to signify the title he earned as part of a multi-talented UTC members who can do anything and everything or some gay ass shit like that. PvP, dungeons, reconnaissance missions and other "special" talents.

It was sent with scratch paper containment cause fuck him.

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FINANCE - Clan Merchandise Released its Pith Helmets

Hey come on, man. It's gonna be great. Buy my shit.

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FINANCE - CLAN BANK TO PURCHASE REAL ESTATE?

For what purpose? BECAUSE IT'S COOL. HOW CAN PREMIUMS EVEN COMPETE. I DON'T SEE ANY OF YOU COLOREDS OWNING LAND AS A CLAN. DASROYT. DASROYT. DASWATUGET

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FINANCE - SPYWARE RELEASES SMOCK MODEL

Smock 0 Prototype

**ORDERS:**

1) TRADE MISSION NEXT WEEK.

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