HEADLINES: EDUCATED AND PROFESSIONAL MEMBER RATIO INCREASES FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - For some strange reason, the ratio of educated and professional members of the clan increased dramatically. Huh, how ever could this happen?
The increase in the quality of personnel has been seen in the return of many UTC veterans to be active in chat when once they were just quiet. Scientists are still absolutely bamboozled and baffled by how this is... It's almost like some kind of pollution was there, choking the ecosystem and it all just conveniently went away.
Health and Fitness, Science and Technology, Arts and Commerce all made a serious rebound in terms of frequency.
A totally uncorrelated factor has also seen the decrease of members and groups once defined as "nuTC". Allahu akbar. Guess we'll never find out.
Regardless, the increase in the quality of discussions, planning and organization has seen major improvements. Whether or not this trend will continue remains to be seen.
EDITORIAL - Motivation is killed by Inaction. Do something about it.
Irishkaiser - Certain individuals have taken some interest in the self-improvement culture of the TradUTC sect of the clan. After a barrage of homoerotic Muhreenz posting pics of bodies and shit and then daring each other to show more in a totally non-gay manner, one person became somewhat inspired and said he was CONDITIONING HIMSELF FOR WINTER COMBAT CONDITIONS.
Don’t let inaction kill your motivation. Take action instead. Wake up with a clear, defined purpose and tackle all the things that will bring you closer to your goals. Oozah? A sound body without a sound mind is a waste. Likewise the other way as well. You might want to consider you'd have to give up substances if you continue in this path. This is not just a habit, it's a way of life.
Look, I'm really tired buying Christmas shit. Can I get back to you on that? Just go out there and fight something. Anything, nigga.
Fuck me, man. Learn to take anything thrown at you and keep going. Fuck, if I was there we'd beat you up like a motherfucker just so you'd get used to it. Now get out there and do something. Plan of course. Plan first, organized and have goals to reach. Shit, I'm tired.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The proudly Directory reports that it has cancelled Trade Mission for Leisure Week.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
GIB CAKE. GIB.
PvP Drill 197th Mass PvP Event - WE SLEEP
DOMESTIC - TITLE OF 93RD PROTECTED IN THE UNKNOWN [?] TRADING COMPANY
Certain individuals retain the right to maintain the title and distinction of 93rd Virtues Regiment and honored not unlike the 29th Regiment of Whitehaven still being on the roll today in spite of not having any current functionality.
DOMESTIC - LARGE ATTEMPTS AT MIGRATION
Immigration, Borders and Customs has seen sharp increase in activity of people trying to get into our modern white Regupean homeland.
Tourism on the rise.
DOMESTIC - NEW ETHNIC GROUP ON THE RISE. CALLED EUTC
Better than the American model. More refined, more cooperative and cohesive. Less nigro. Watch out for EUTC. They may seem good at first, but then they'll start speaking Greek, German, French... SPANISH. It scares me, blyat. C'est la vie.
FINANCE - Navy Blue Berets now come in 60cm! Come here you big headed asshats!
1) TRADE MISSION NEXT WEEK.