HEADLINES: MAN ARGUES FOR LOST WOODS 2020 BATTLE HONOUR BASED ON TECHNICALITY. GRANTED UNTIL IT COULD BE DISPROVEN AGAIN BECAUSE OLD MAN IS LAZY.
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - A veteran demanded On the anniversary of the Encounter at Lost Woods on the 19th/20th of April, 2020 that saw UTC forces engaged and defeated, man for man, on relatively equal terms what was considered the strongest clan at the time but Irishkaiser refuses to name because their name isn't true to what they actually were supposed to be. No, you are not one of us you are fucking Canadian... AND YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE. YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE MASTER RACE NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
Originally, it wasn't considered a Battle Honour because the Company at the time did not complete the last objective. It was later discovered that the officer in charge at the time, finally revealed a year later after not communicating properly, that he did inspect the area solo... After like an hour and thirty minutes later or some shit.
This is cutting it real close but the argument was accepted on a technicality that the supposed chronological observation time is within the specified time period of 2-5PM EST(three hours).
The three hour standard is based on the idea that it is implied that a MineZ server population growth and decline is based around what is generally three hours from people starting to log on and then starting to log off, especially filtered by the large three hour difference timezones in the mainland US and Europe. The final "scouting" happened around 4:30PM EST if claims and evidence is to be believed.
Critics and detractors say that this is actually pretty much dead hours but only kept the 5PM for the sake of simplicity and standardization and thus keeping the scouting relevant to the chronological time. On the grounds of a technicality, it made it.
Ironic because the guy who argued for a battle honour said that BUREAUCRACY WAS KEEPING THE BLACK MAN DOWN or some gay ass shit while he dildos himself - when it's the bureaucratic idea of these technical scheduling that supports his argument.
Will probably post the battle honour later cause damn I was busy as fuark.
EDITORIAL - I got nothing
Irishkaiser - So... What do you think of today's uh... Popular music scene?
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The proudly Directory reports that it has cancelled Trade Mission for leisure week.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following trades
That's it, really.
PvP Drill 198th Mass PvP Event - I want to live
DOMESTIC - MINEZ CONSISTENT POPULATION HALVED. PVPers EXPANDED?
Since 00c died, MineZ's consistent population halved... But PvPers expanded? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
Also probably explains why Trade's been down for a bit. Ironic. We have a cipher code system established and just when 00c dies. Tsk tsk tsk. The Universe, am I right?
FINANCE - LOCAL OLD MAN FORCED TO GRANT VISA TO SOME SCHMUCK
A local premium who the Immigration Officer tried to find any excuse to deny some premium's visa passed all the tests. Fuck. FUck. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UFCKUFKCUFJFK UFJFUACJAISFHIPAwfhpfauogpahfj[ BASTOS GID NI ANG MGA LINTE NI NGA LAWAY GID YA GINAGO GID SILA TANAN WALA PULOS. WALA GID YA.
FINANCE - TEST WEAR FOR KAZACHENKA
Women, am I right? They complain about lack of pockets then they push to remove them in the final design. kek.
1) TRADE MISSION BUT SAME DRILL. PRIORITIZE SOMETHING ELSE.